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Funko
27-04-2005, 13:33:06
Stole this from Lefty's post at the other place.

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4117&n=1

MSTERDAM—American students traveling abroad confirm the findings of a study indicating that Washington's unilateral approach to foreign policy has seriously undermined Americans' chances of getting laid.
Report: U.S. Foreign Policy Hurting American Students' Chances Of Getting Laid Abroad

"I've been in Amsterdam for two months and have yet to begin a conversation with a cute girl that hasn't ended in a lecture about how big, evil America is taking everyone's oil," said college sophomore Brad Higgs, a participant in Johns Hopkins University's study-abroad program. "I offer to buy them a drink, and they tell me I shouldn't just stand by and watch Bush destroy the world. Look, if I had that type of pull with the president, I obviously wouldn't be out trolling for anonymous Dutch pussy."

:lol:

King_Ghidra
27-04-2005, 13:37:05
:D

mr.G
27-04-2005, 13:39:24
:beer:

mr.G
27-04-2005, 13:41:18
pas de sex pour les americains

Hey venom, is this the real reason for not visiting europe this year?

Venom
27-04-2005, 13:45:15
Nope. I'd come over there just piss off everyone.

mr.G
27-04-2005, 13:45:38
:lol:

Venom
27-04-2005, 14:00:31
I'd wear American Flags on all my clothes and brag about dropping bombs on your countries while I took shits on the hoods of all police cars.

mr.G
27-04-2005, 14:02:04
Do you guys buy those colorful clothes at the airport just before take of?

Venom
27-04-2005, 14:04:49
We buy them at your airports just after landing.

mr.G
27-04-2005, 14:08:58
Is it a sport to wear mismatched colours?
or just a gift from god.

Funko
27-04-2005, 14:09:25
Are you mistaking Americans for Belgians?

Venom
27-04-2005, 14:13:14
That or bearded Italians.

mr.G
27-04-2005, 14:14:21
:lol:

mr.G
27-04-2005, 14:16:10
http://vienna.metblogs.com/grenz/beethoven-tourist.jpg

zmama
27-04-2005, 14:17:18
Looks german

Greg W
27-04-2005, 14:19:13
What's the difference between an egg and a beetroot?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a root!

(sorry, the "beethoven" in the pic reminded me of that for some reason - maybe I am drinking too much bourbon)

King_Ghidra
27-04-2005, 14:19:35
Originally posted by Funko
Are you mistaking Americans for Belgians?

As my sister wrote:

Am now an official temporary Belgian! I spent two hours wading through the beauracracy but I just wanted it too much for it to put me off.

I had to sit an exam to test my Belgianness...e.g

Is washing and using a deodorant
a) a necessity or
b) a luxury?

With your clothes is it best to
a) wear classic neutral colours
b) wear as many primary colours together as possible?

mr.G
27-04-2005, 14:21:01
:lol:
never noticed that

JM^3
27-04-2005, 14:25:40
maybe there are different levels of colorblindness at different nations?

JM

Greg W
27-04-2005, 14:46:16
I think that's more of a different level of fashion sense.

Oerdin
27-04-2005, 14:56:12
Originally posted by mr.G
http://vienna.metblogs.com/grenz/beethoven-tourist.jpg

Why are you posting pictures of Germans? :gasmaske:

Funko
27-04-2005, 14:58:09
He's not a German, no Panzer!

Although maybe they don't need them to go to Austria...

MDA
27-04-2005, 14:58:20
Believe it or not, that's only one German. Looks like he's eaten some Belgians, though.

Funko
27-04-2005, 14:59:04
Mmmm chocolate.

mr.G
27-04-2005, 15:00:21
Originally posted by MDA
Believe it or not, that's only one German. Looks like he's eaten some Belgians, though.

No, that's only one american.

Greg W
27-04-2005, 15:00:56
There's at least three thin men struggling to get out of him.

MDA
27-04-2005, 15:04:09
Call immigration!

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
27-04-2005, 22:11:54
Certainly can't be American, his shirt is subdued and he's not wearing a silly hat.

Venom
27-04-2005, 22:16:25
Yeah we're really known for our crazy dressing.

Funko
28-04-2005, 09:15:27
Er... yep you are.

lightblue
28-04-2005, 09:29:44
German fat guys don't wear trainers.. he could possibly be british but my guess is American.

zmama
28-04-2005, 11:46:00
Yes they do ;)

mr.G
28-04-2005, 12:06:19
http://www.simonsays.com/assets/isbn/0743249453/C_0743249453.jpg

no comment :)