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mr.G
27-04-2005, 12:31:28
How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know

Funko
27-04-2005, 12:33:59
Through the big hole in the trousers and maybe by unbuttoning the top?

zmama
27-04-2005, 12:34:43
Jamison (Zeppo): There's something that I'd like to state
That he's too modest to relate.
The Captain is a moral man.
Sometimes he finds it trying.

Spaulding (Groucho): This fact I'll emphasize with stress:
I never take a drink unless
Somebody's buying.

Crowd: The Captain is a very moral man.

Jamison: If he hears anything obscene,
He'll naturally repel it.

Spaulding: I hate a dirty joke I do,
Unless it's told by someone who
Knows how to tell it.

Crowd: The Captain is a very moral man.
Hooray for Captain Spaulding,
The African Explorer.

Spaulding: Did someone call me Schnorer?

Crowd: Hooray hooray hooray!

Spaulding: [Wacky Dance]

Jamison: He went into the jungle,
Where all the monkeys throw nuts.

Spaulding: If I stay here I'll go nuts.

Crowd: Hooray hooray hooray.

Spaulding: [Wacky Dance]

Crowd: He put all his reliance
In courage and defiance.
And risked his life for science.

Spaulding: Hey hey!

Mrs. Rittenhouse (Margaret Dumont): He is the only white man
Who covered every acre.

Spaulding: I think I'll try and make her.

Crowd: Hooray hooray hooray!

Spaulding: [Extended Wacky Dance]

Crowd: He put all his reliance
In courage and defiance.
And risked his life for science.

Spaulding: Hey hey!

Crowd: Hooray for Captain Spaulding,
The African explorer.
He brought his name undying fame,
And that is why we say:
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

Spaulding (spoken): My friends, I am highly gratified at this
magnificent display of effusion. And I want you to know -

Crowd (interrupting): Hooray for Captain Spaulding,
The African explorer.
He brought his name undying fame,
And that is why we say:
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

Spaulding (spoken): My friends, I am highly gratified at this
magnificent display of effusion. And I want you to know -

Crowd (interrupting again): Hooray for Captain Spaulding,
The African explorer.
He brought his name undying fame,
And that is why we say:
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

Spaulding (spoken): My friends, I am highly gratified at this
magnificent display of effusion. And I want you to know -
(singing): Hooray for Captain Spaulding,
the African Inquirer.
(spoken): Well, somebody's gotta do it.

alsieboo
27-04-2005, 12:51:53
it's not in german, I feel cheated

zmama
27-04-2005, 13:08:26
The Marx bros in German would be cool :)

mr.G
27-04-2005, 13:08:55
harr harr harr

Funko
27-04-2005, 13:23:41
Karl never got a look in on the TV stuff.

Venom
27-04-2005, 13:31:08
Opiate of the masses all that stuff.

Funko
27-04-2005, 13:35:18
What, opium?

zmama
27-04-2005, 13:37:11
Opie is a director now

Funko
27-04-2005, 13:40:58
Opie is a whole new series of potential posts for MrG

mr.G
27-04-2005, 13:41:51
opie?

Funko
27-04-2005, 13:43:01
o pie
o pieeeeeeee
ooooooo
pieoooooo
opie opie opie

etc.

Venom
27-04-2005, 13:44:39
Way to lead him there.

zmama
27-04-2005, 13:45:50
Forgive me for breaking forums rules and being informative ;)

Ron Howard the film director and producer
was a character named Opie on a comedy TV show...the little boy of a sherrif.

mr.G
27-04-2005, 13:46:00
Originally posted by Funko
o pie
o pieeeeeeee
ooooooo
pieoooooo
opie opie opie

etc.

:bounce: :bounce:

MoSe
27-04-2005, 14:48:33
Originally posted by zmama
The Marx bros in German would be cool :)

Warum eine Ente?


:hmm: naaahhh

zmama
27-04-2005, 14:50:16
:lol: