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Greg W
26-04-2005, 13:47:48
...go into the closet? If not, how the heck do so many people manage to come out of it? Do closets just produce people that wish to be gay from out of thin air?

mr.G
26-04-2005, 13:51:54
hey pssssst greg that is figurative, like when they say it is raining cats and dogs.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
26-04-2005, 13:54:35
I think you have to get your mother to make you a closet.


Peter North, star of hetero porn (these days) used to be a very accommodating gay porn star way back in the early 80s.


He then appeared on a New York cable channel talking about his current career boffing the gals (incl. Traci Lords) and denying he'd ever been a friend of Dorothy.


On his next appearance on the show, the host had managed to find some fairly unequivocal evidence showing Mr North's climb up (and down) the greasy pole, when he was known as 'Matt Ramsey'. Oh, how we larfed.


Oh, and the woman who plays 'Pat Butcher' (?) in Eastenders is a big ol' lezzie (allegedly, of course) who has been in and out of the Sapphic wardrobe, depending on which papers you read- the gay press or the tabloids.


Then of course there's David Hyde Pierce from 'Frasier' who is a bachelor......

zmama
26-04-2005, 13:56:52
huh??

What is real info doing in a thread? ;)

Tizzy
26-04-2005, 13:57:18
The closet is a gateway (gay-teway?), like the wardrobe in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.
So people coming out of the closet have just come from another world, obviously one where everyone is gay.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
26-04-2005, 13:58:19
Originally posted by Tizzy
The closet is a gateway (gay-teway?), like the wardrobe in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.
So people coming out of the closet have just come from another world, obviously one where everyone is gay.


Yeah, I wish.

Greg W
26-04-2005, 14:05:18
Originally posted by mr.G
hey pssssst greg that is figurative, like when they say it is raining cats and dogs. Phd.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
26-04-2005, 14:07:24
Originally posted by Greg W
Phd.


C'mon folks, The Liberal Party has roomy closets in Oz. Even Pauline Hanson had fishy fingers....

Greg W
26-04-2005, 14:09:19
Now that's a bad pun and a half.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
26-04-2005, 14:14:25
Originally posted by Greg W
Now that's a bad pun and a half.


It's believed that Princess Pauline was once lost for three days in Amanda Vanstone after a particularly adventurous heavy petting session in a ladies cubicle at Parliament House in Canberra...



Amanda inspects her lunch:

Greg W
26-04-2005, 14:16:59
Well, I never knew of any lesbain activities going on, and nor would I relly be interested in knowing. It was the double meaning, in that Pauline used to own a fish and chip shop.

(and yes, I may as well Phd myself now)

Fergus & The Brazen Car
26-04-2005, 14:28:49
Originally posted by Greg W
Well, I never knew of any lesbain activities going on, and nor would I relly be interested in knowing. It was the double meaning, in that Pauline used to own a fish and chip shop.

(and yes, I may as well Phd myself now)


Err, I know, I was just joking.


I once made a few colleagues laugh with my rendition of 'Maybe it's because I'm a lesbian, that I like fishfingers...' sung to the tune of 'Maybe It's Because I'm A Londoner'.

Believe me, when you worked for a Conservative council, you had to take your pleasures where you could find them.


I doubt Pauline Pantsdown ever had the adventurousness required to get jiggy with the Van the Maneater.

Greg W
26-04-2005, 14:31:12
Hey, nothing would have surprised me about Pauline...

But I must admit that the thought of anyone with Amanda made me shudder.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
26-04-2005, 14:33:41
Originally posted by Greg W
Hey, nothing would have surprised me about Pauline...

But I must admit that the thought of anyone with Amanda made me shudder.


Australia's last line of defence against the immigrant hordes- Amanda Maneater will either eat them or sit on them.

Funko
26-04-2005, 14:48:47
X-FEAR! :shoot:

Greg W
26-04-2005, 14:49:39
He's new, he seems to do that all the time. It'll wear off eventually I imagine...

Funko
26-04-2005, 14:50:06
Until then, we can rack up the kills.

Greg W
26-04-2005, 14:51:56
Well, I suppose it's no more useless than the other spam on CG...

Kitsuki
26-04-2005, 15:46:14
There is non-spam on CG...?

Funko
26-04-2005, 15:50:08
Spam (in forum terms, especially WRT 'poly) is just a bullshit label.

Maybe we just consider tedious head banging exchanges about politics between two people who will never change their views to be tedious spam and bad puns and surealism to be the high value posts.

zmama
26-04-2005, 15:52:57
We already do :)

Funko
26-04-2005, 15:53:25
Do what?

zmama
26-04-2005, 15:53:54
doooooo
di
doooooooo

Kitsuki
26-04-2005, 15:53:56
Maybe we just consider tedious head banging exchanges about politics between two people who will never change their views to be tedious spam and bad puns and surealism to be the high value posts.

Can't argue with that really...

Fergus & The Brazen Car
27-04-2005, 10:04:36
Originally posted by zmama
doooooo
di
doooooooo


Mary Hopkins sings backing vocals on 'Sound and Vision'.

mr.G
27-04-2005, 10:10:30
we don't need no fokkin backing vocals

Fergus & The Brazen Car
27-04-2005, 10:19:09
Explication de texte, s'il vous plait.

mr.G
27-04-2005, 10:28:53
we can dooooo di dooooo without

Oerdin
27-04-2005, 10:30:49
Traci Lords doesn't even look that cute and guys only seem to get excited about her beause she was something of a forbidden fruit as the world's best known underaged porn star.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
27-04-2005, 10:30:53
Why ? I like backing vocals.


I also like sticky back plastic too.

mr.G
27-04-2005, 11:17:47
I like kicking giant ducks and i like my mum.

Funko
27-04-2005, 11:19:16
Try not to get your hobbies confused.

mr.G
27-04-2005, 11:22:46
ow yeah thank you.
i like you

Funko
27-04-2005, 11:23:41
Does that mean I am your mum?

Fergus & The Brazen Car
27-04-2005, 11:23:42
I like Peking Duck.

Funko
27-04-2005, 11:24:02
I think ducks should respect peoples privacy.

mr.G
27-04-2005, 11:24:52
Originally posted by Funko
Does that mean I am your mum? naaaaah me mum is not schjmart.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
27-04-2005, 11:25:05
I think privet should duck flying people.

mr.G
27-04-2005, 11:28:11
I think ducks are pretty pretty koel.
They walk silly and swim quite relaxed.

Oerdin
27-04-2005, 11:54:49
I like Ducks. Especially when roasted and stuffed with herbs and bread crumbs.

Cruddy
27-04-2005, 11:58:56
Ducks are very tasy, but you can get into trouble hunting at the local pond.

Swans are a protected species, yet apparently they taste like stringy water weeds.

Funko
27-04-2005, 12:02:58
Originally posted by mr.G
I think ducks are pretty pretty koel.
They walk silly and swim quite relaxed.

I walk down the canal every morning. With the advent of spring it's all out war in the various duck/coot/goose/swan camps.

The coots are the worst, they've built big nests that poke out of the top of the water and are having serious turf wars but the ducks are in on it too.

mr.G
27-04-2005, 12:07:02
hey that is funny, coot in dutch is koet wich you pronounce as coot.

Funko
27-04-2005, 12:08:21
I think they are called that 'cause of the noise they make.

They are always cooting up and down the canal.

Watching the aquatic bird fights is fun on the way to work. The coots are particularly vicious, they kind of balance on their wings and kick their legs up to claw their rival.

zmama
27-04-2005, 12:13:34
And those swans!!!

They can break a mans arm!

Funko
27-04-2005, 12:14:46
- FACT!

mr.G
27-04-2005, 12:15:03
yaaay they had their lesson in wax-in wax- out.
They are very good subs also

Funko
27-04-2005, 12:15:53
And useful for lighting stuff.

zmama
27-04-2005, 12:15:58
Personally, I like a good goose

Funko
27-04-2005, 12:16:52
http://www.topgun-lefilm.com/acteurs-infos/edwards.jpg

GOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!

mr.G
27-04-2005, 12:17:25
take me to bed or loose me 4ever.

Venom
27-04-2005, 13:33:59
This thread generated 50 posts? Unbelievable.

zmama
27-04-2005, 13:38:22
When yer bored any thread is a good one

Greg W
27-04-2005, 13:44:40
:beer:

Venom
27-04-2005, 13:45:40
Well I'm wiping my ass with this thread.

mr.G
27-04-2005, 13:46:29
way too small

Venom
27-04-2005, 13:55:08
It'll help.

King_Ghidra
27-04-2005, 14:01:35
'CG, reducing Venom's shitstains slightly'

Greg W
27-04-2005, 14:02:49
:lol: