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Asher
25-04-2005, 15:03:32
Maybe I should find myself a downtown whore
That'll make me look HARDCORE

Oerdin
25-04-2005, 15:09:05
Once you go hetro you never go back.

Asher
25-04-2005, 15:12:47
Not true, I fucked a girl before I fucked a guy.

mr.G
25-04-2005, 15:31:01
You fucked a girl and turned gay.
pictures of the girl please.

Asher
25-04-2005, 15:36:38
I was gay before then, I was just drunk and curious at the time. ;)

Gary
25-04-2005, 15:49:40
Curious eh ? That old excuse.

And why do you think you were "curious" ?

Asher
25-04-2005, 16:00:02
How could I know which way I swung if I hadn't tried both.

It's all about being open minded.

mr.G
25-04-2005, 16:00:56
your middle name.

Gary
25-04-2005, 17:42:23
You had to try to know !?!
Desire is in the mind - you just know.

Asher
25-04-2005, 17:55:24
Not when you're in a stage of denial.

Lazarus and the Gimp
25-04-2005, 19:57:04
Maybe you're still in denial about your heterosexuality?

Provost Harrison
25-04-2005, 19:59:52
So, back to the original point of this thread...what is the original point of this thread? :D

Lazarus and the Gimp
25-04-2005, 20:05:14
He's started fancying women. Keep up.

Provost Harrison
25-04-2005, 20:18:57
Ewwwww...

Asher
25-04-2005, 20:26:30
I don't fancy women.

Why do you assume whore is female?

Lazarus and the Gimp
25-04-2005, 20:26:47
Girl germs! Girl germs!

Asher
25-04-2005, 20:27:52
They're called cooties.

Japher
25-04-2005, 20:29:59
I like having sex with girls... I liked it soo much I never bothered to try having sex with boys.

Lazarus and the Gimp
25-04-2005, 20:30:24
Really? They're called "thrush" round here.

Asher
25-04-2005, 20:31:51
Originally posted by Japher
I like having sex with girls... I liked it soo much I never bothered to try having sex with boys.
pedophile :shoot:

Japher
25-04-2005, 20:32:29
hmmm, she's a woman now.

Lazarus and the Gimp
25-04-2005, 20:33:01
Hey Asher! Did the girl you shagged turn lezzer? There would be a pleasing symmetry if that were the case.

Asher
25-04-2005, 20:33:12
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Really? They're called "thrush" round here. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooties
Cooties is an American slang term generally used by children to denote an unspecified state of repulsion, particularly towards another person, usually of the opposite sex ("Ugh, she has cooties!") Originally the term meant body lice, but over the generations this became generalised first to any sort of lice, including head lice, then later still to purely imaginary stand-ins for just about anything that is considered repulsive.

The term is thought to have originated in the trenches of World War I, but its origin is uncertain, especially in light of the fact that the term is unknown in the UK and Europe. It may derive from the Malay word kutu, meaning biting insect, but the word kutu describes headlice in several Pacific Island languages and may have been introduced to the USA via Polynesia.

A well-known toy is the Cootie Catcher, a folded paper arrangement that can reveal one or other internal surfaces when manipulated by hand. One surface is blank, the other drawn with dots representing the cooties. The joke is to show the blank side, then run the toy through a person's hair, revealing the dotted surface. The toy is so designed that the appearance of either surface is outwardly the same apart from the "cooties". A variation of the same toy is known to British schoolchildren (and in some locations in the US) as the Fortune teller.

Cooties have been referred to in a number of episodes of The Simpsons, possibly baffling non-American viewers.

One of the standard cures for the imaginary infection of cooties is performed by circling your index finger over the arm twice, followed by two pokes while repeating the following saying: "Circle circle, dot dot, now you have a Cootie shot." A corroborating reference to this procedure can be found in the lyrics of the song Cooties from the musical Hairspray.

Another standard cure is to transmit the cooties to someone else. This intriguing etiology has found its way into games of tag, which sometimes invoke the name of this dread disease. More ominously, it may have influenced the popular southern African superstition that AIDS can be cured by having sex with a virgin.

Asher
25-04-2005, 20:33:42
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Hey Asher! Did the girl you shagged turn lezzer? There would be a pleasing symmetry if that were the case.
Haven't seen her in years, dunno.

Japher
25-04-2005, 20:33:59
Hey Asher! Did the girl you shagged turn lezzer? There would be a pleasing symmetry if that were the case

It would be like Freaky "Gay" Friday

Provost Harrison
25-04-2005, 20:41:16
Except on Monday :p

MOBIUS
25-04-2005, 22:24:35
Yeah you do look a bit young and fresh faced even for your age - maybe a few tats and piercings would sort you out...

Asher
26-04-2005, 01:21:02
I am young and fresh-faced.

alsieboo
26-04-2005, 01:36:17
smoke more

Japher
26-04-2005, 02:01:12
Get a scar

Asher
26-04-2005, 02:02:58
Only idiots smoke.

And I do have scars.

protein
26-04-2005, 02:04:46
:lol:

You want an eyepatch and a metal hook hand.

Japher
26-04-2005, 02:13:22
You have scars on you face?

Ones that wake you in the night because the itch?

Huh?

HelloKitty
26-04-2005, 02:54:19
Originally posted by Asher
How could I know which way I swung if I hadn't tried both.

It's all about being open minded.

Try one that you didn't pick up fromt he local Cheese and Cigar bar.

Oerdin
26-04-2005, 03:05:35
What exactly is a cheese and cigar bar and what sort of cultural connotations are implied when you say someone was at a cheese and cigar bar?

Greg W
26-04-2005, 03:06:38
I was wondering that myself, but thought maybe I didn't want to know the answer...

MRT144
26-04-2005, 03:12:43
cheese and cigars are hella good

Gary
26-04-2005, 08:25:33
Brings a whole new meaning to "Smoked Cheddar"