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HelloKitty
24-04-2005, 00:49:38
Just wondering, since he probably missed her comments earlier this week about how she would let him put his pee pee in her poo poo hole if he gets her drunk and has vaseline.

JM^3
24-04-2005, 00:59:50
maybe that thread needs bumped?

JM

MRT144
24-04-2005, 01:31:40
you know you arent supposed to use an oil based lube for anal sex.

JM^3
24-04-2005, 01:34:31
did you learn that in porn star 101?

KJ<

HelloKitty
24-04-2005, 04:11:44
Here is a link.

http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28077&highlight=Vaseline

Koshko
24-04-2005, 05:22:40
She spent 2 hours on the phone with a guy and she's complaining?

HelloKitty
24-04-2005, 05:35:50
She wants cock in her ass, not a phone call.

HelloKitty
24-04-2005, 05:53:58
Originally posted by MRT144
you know you arent supposed to use an oil based lube for anal sex.

Would this be better?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/fuzzix/irreversible.jpg

KrazyHorse@home
24-04-2005, 06:33:46
Originally posted by MRT144
you know you arent supposed to use an oil based lube for anal sex.

Why not?

Provost Harrison
24-04-2005, 13:51:01
You can dissolve the rectum, silly ;)

Did Devils@ho have anal sex with AH this weekend yet?

Alexander's Horse? He gets around a bit!

Cruddy
24-04-2005, 13:59:49
Originally posted by MRT144
you know you arent supposed to use an oil based lube for anal sex.

You are not supposed to use vaseline with CONDOMs. Because it rots them.

Whether or not you use condoms for anal sex is entirely up to you - but there's no point if you use vaseline as lube.

Lazarus and the Gimp
24-04-2005, 14:08:00
Hey look! The porn star's getting a lecture on sex.

Cruddy
24-04-2005, 14:09:29
Better late than never.

MRT144
24-04-2005, 21:07:06
why wouldnt you use a condom for anal sex?

Provost Harrison
24-04-2005, 21:18:10
As long as you use the arse pill, you'll be fine...

Lazarus and the Gimp
24-04-2005, 23:16:10
I've never done anal. A friend of mine snapped his banjo string at 16 while doing it, and ended up in Casualty. That's always put me off.

The Norks
24-04-2005, 23:21:22
yeah...........I've backed myself into a corner with that haven't I?

If I say yes, I look like a hoop sex loving anus slut, if I say no I look like a sexually retarded sphincter guardian....

ah well

btw, one of the few benefits of monogamy (besides having someone to help you lift heavy stuff) is not having to use condoms, therefore being able to use engine grease, double cream or goose fat as a lubricant should you wish.

Love means never having to say 'did you buy any johnnies?'

:D

Lazarus and the Gimp
24-04-2005, 23:33:06
Been using Jonnies for about a decade...monagamy doesn't mean much if m'lady disagrees with the pill.

The Norks
24-04-2005, 23:45:08
i disagree with the pill too

however I like playing sperm roulette

MRT144
24-04-2005, 23:57:40
monogamy doesnt mean shit if the person cheats ;)

always use condoms

Provost Harrison
24-04-2005, 23:59:07
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I've never done anal. A friend of mine snapped his banjo string at 16 while doing it, and ended up in Casualty. That's always put me off.

:eek:

HelloKitty
25-04-2005, 00:42:33
Originally posted by The Norks
i disagree with the pill too

however I like playing sperm roulette

Oh dear.

JM^3
25-04-2005, 00:49:35
soon we will have little norks!

:bounce:

JM

HelloKitty
25-04-2005, 00:50:49
Location: The Dairy
New Post 24-04-2005 17:21 The Norks is offline [profile] [pm] [edit] [quote]

yeah...........I've backed myself into a corner with that haven't I?

If I say yes, I look like a hoop sex loving anus slut, if I say no I look like a sexually retarded sphincter guardian....

So, which are you? Isn't the weekend almost over for you?

HelloKitty
25-04-2005, 00:52:35
Originally posted by JM^3
soon we will have little norks!

:bounce:

JM

Maybe she means she lets him rub once on each part of her body until he makes a mess.

Tonight it may eb the ass, tomorrow the ear, the next day the elbow, etc.

With all the body parts and the chance of getting preggers she has agood chance of staying in heat.

JM^3
25-04-2005, 00:53:42
yeah, I was thinking

no pill+no condoms+like sex=lots of anal

Jon Miller

HelloKitty
25-04-2005, 01:01:30
Or they could be fetishists and less interested in the vagina. From her posts I get the feeling that AH has a deep love of the Norks.

Perhaps he just titty fucks her.

JM^3
25-04-2005, 01:04:10
hmm, I never think of titty fucking

I think Diss likes it

I can never figure out what it's draw is?

Jon Miller

HelloKitty
25-04-2005, 01:06:31
Frankly it looks like it hurts the boobs.

JM^3
25-04-2005, 01:07:46
hmm, so for girls into BDSM?

JM

HelloKitty
25-04-2005, 01:14:15
Nah, there are much more fun things to do in S&M. Smooshing boobs together is just bruise material. Although if you have huge boobs I guess you really would just have to hold them in place.


And Devil was posting 30 min ago. Why didn't he post in this thread? Or is he up the ass now?

BigGameHunter
25-04-2005, 02:00:02
I've heard that anal sex is only appealing for guys with smaller than normal cocks.
I had an ex who claimed this was the reason her old boyfriend pushed this activity.
Have never, probably will never...not enormous...but big enough to get denied.
:)

MRT144
25-04-2005, 02:04:40
i ran into that problem with my ex. we spent a long ass time (pun intended) preparing using various dildos, lube, fingers, etc etc.

she just said i was too damn big.

oh well. Its not like its that important.

ozscott75
25-04-2005, 03:13:42
Smoooooooth.

Cruddy
25-04-2005, 06:01:38
Originally posted by HelloKitty
Frankly it looks like it hurts the boobs.

If the nipples are pierced it can hurt the guy a lot more.

Tried anal once. Frankly, the female in question screaming her lungs out put me off it. She said "It's OK, I always do that" which confused the hell out of me.

Originally posted by MRT144
why wouldnt you use a condom for anal sex?



Apparently some people prefer the sensation of hot jizz shooting up their behind.

No accounting for taste.

HelloKitty
25-04-2005, 06:08:28
Originally posted by HelloKitty
why wouldnt you use a condom for anal sex?



Apparently some people prefer the sensation of hot jizz shooting up their behind.

No accounting for taste.

I never said that.

Cruddy
25-04-2005, 06:09:10
Sorry. Will reedit.

The Norks
25-04-2005, 21:24:20
Originally posted by MRT144
monogamy doesnt mean shit if the person cheats ;)

always use condoms

Thats a sad statement about modern society- or your ability to be faithful.

DH and I have been together 2.5 years, and I'm pretty certain neither of us has the energy or inclination to cheat. I usually have to beat the H@lo off with a stick in fact as he chases me about the house trying to cop a feel of the chebs, so I'm fairly certain his eye hasn't wandered much beyond Monica Belucci at this moment in time (and lets face it, I'd do her given half a chance).

He also knows that if he did cheat on me, he would rapidly find himself sans nutsack.

and as for contraception we use 'natural methods' which I have talked about on here before. The doctor said its every bit as effective as condoms, all things being equal. The chances of getting knocked up are surprisingly slim in fact, and many monogamous couples are now using more natural methods based about the old rhythm method- there's kits you can buy that make it more accurate, using pee sticks n stuff. Its all about personal choice and women knowing their own bodies rather than being dosed up on hormones like battery cows, which I think is good.

Of course I wouldn't recommend it outside of a monogamous relationship.

Anyway.................back to arse sex..... i SAW A VIDEO OF A DOUBLE BUM FISTING ONCE. by jingo that made my eyes water :nervous:

The Norks
25-04-2005, 21:25:48
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
I've heard that anal sex is only appealing for guys with smaller than normal cocks.
I had an ex who claimed this was the reason her old boyfriend pushed this activity.
Have never, probably will never...not enormous...but big enough to get denied.
:)

ah you fell for that old chestnut :lol:

The Norks
25-04-2005, 21:27:06
Originally posted by HelloKitty
Or they could be fetishists and less interested in the vagina. From her posts I get the feeling that AH has a deep love of the Norks.

Perhaps he just titty fucks her.

Norks are great- they get me nork privileges, like a card scheme- free drinks, better tickets etc. fab.

JM^3
25-04-2005, 21:27:23
I saw a candle several inches in radius once (was bigger than both my fists)

it was about as scary as kids in sandbox

that porno was just too much for me (it was a french BDSM one)

Jon Miller

MRT144
26-04-2005, 07:14:17
Originally posted by The Norks
[B]Thats a sad statement about modern society- or your ability to be faithful.


I have no problems being faithful, its the one girl who cheated on me.

The Norks
27-04-2005, 00:34:11
I can almost hear the violins...

HelloKitty
27-04-2005, 04:02:14
So, what happened this weekend?

Spartak
27-04-2005, 08:15:12
Persistant Kitty

HelloKitty
27-04-2005, 08:59:06
Originally posted by Spartak
Persistant Kitty

Like you don't want to know if she is a "hoop sex loving anus slut,or a sexually retarded sphincter guardian".

Nills Lagerbaak
27-04-2005, 09:05:03
To be fair, this is one of, if not, the, best threads ever.

HelloKitty
27-04-2005, 09:15:31
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
To be fair, this is one of, if not, the, best threads ever.

We should make it sticky, like AH's ass may be.

HelloKitty
27-04-2005, 17:35:50
Damn, almost hit page 2!

Oerdin
27-04-2005, 17:57:23
I like the sticky joke. I don't know why but I do.

Lazarus and the Gimp
27-04-2005, 19:34:45
Did you take it up the poopoo?

The Norks
28-04-2005, 01:02:17
Originally posted by HelloKitty
So, what happened this weekend?

HK, I'm beginning to think you have a crush on me....or my arse...:heart: :D

Greg W
28-04-2005, 01:03:34
She's got a huge strap-on and a tube of KY set aside for you.

The Norks
28-04-2005, 01:04:48
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Did you take it up the poopoo?

Laz I would love to answer your question, but it simply does not address the real issues....















now I'm imagining sex with Jeremy Paxman....thats not right... :nervous:

Greg W
28-04-2005, 01:06:09
Originally posted by The Norks
Laz I would love to answer your question, but it simply does not address the real issues....Since when has that ever been an excuse not to post something?

The Norks
28-04-2005, 01:06:17
Originally posted by Greg W
She's got a huge strap-on and a tube of KY set aside for you.

I'm starting to think so. Not even my doctor is that interested in my rectum. He might be if he knew about the stolen diamonds I hoard there, but...

The Norks
28-04-2005, 01:08:34
Originally posted by Greg W
Since when has that ever been an excuse not to post something?

I did not tell the home secretary he could bugger me up the arse, and I resent your suggestion that I did. If you read my statement of two days ago, you will see that I have answered your question in full....

Greg W
28-04-2005, 01:11:49
:hmm:

I was just pointing out that not answering the issue wasn't a good excuse to not post an answer. I don't recall suggesting anything of the sort. :p

The Norks
28-04-2005, 01:16:38
I have discussed this at length with the Prime Minister and he is very happy that I have in no way compromised the security of the cabinet.......

Greg W
28-04-2005, 01:22:19
"Why is it that everything this episode has involved something going into, or coming out of my arse?"
- Cartman

The Norks
28-04-2005, 01:32:38
wizard's sleeve!

Funko
28-04-2005, 09:22:28
Originally posted by Greg W
"Why is it that everything this episode has involved something going into, or coming out of my arse?"
- Cartman

:lol:

Oerdin
28-04-2005, 09:33:48
Originally posted by The Norks
I have discussed this at length with the Prime Minister and he is very happy that I have in no way compromised the security of the cabinet.......

I believe this is code for no pooper poking occured. ;)

The Norks
28-04-2005, 09:54:23
;)

HelloKitty
28-04-2005, 10:21:11
I think it is code for he is happy she didn't reveal her anal lust on the internet.

The Bursar
28-04-2005, 15:14:58
Does the prime minister insist his invasion was justified, or was the "45 minutes" claim a big lie?

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-04-2005, 17:32:18
Did you take it up the poopoo?

Funko
28-04-2005, 17:32:48
Just answer the question, yes or no!

The Norks
28-04-2005, 17:59:30
I fully support the Prime Minister, and I believe he acted with the most honourable of intentions. I was not party to the Prime Minister's source of intelligence and I therefore cannot comment on the 45 minute claim...

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-04-2005, 19:55:49
Did you take it up the poopoo?