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HelloKitty
24-04-2005, 00:47:04
EDIT FOR THE RETARDS SENDING ME PMs NOW.

THIS IS A JOKE YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDED CUNTS. GOD DAMN YOU ARE FUCKING DENSE. NOW MY PM BOX AND THIS THREAD SEEM TO HAVE POLY ALL OVER IT AND YOU IGNORANT PRICKS HAVE RUINED AN ENTERTAINING AND CREEPY THREAD. FUCK YOU ALL.

ONCE AGAIN, IN CASE THE THREAD ITSELF, THE FOOT FETISH JOKES, THE PICS OF HAIRY MEN, THE SEVERAL TIMES I SAY IT IS A JOKE DON'T GET THROUGH YOUR HEADS (I'm talking to the dutch posters now)

IT IS A FUCKING JOKE.


She wants a new t-shirt. If you buy it for her she will send you pictures of her putting it on, and taking it off.

I assume she will be wearing a bra, but maybe you will get a free floppy nork show!

Aslie, what t-shirt do you want?


If interested send her a PM and she can give you the delivery info. If she gets any takers she can post another clothing item she would like!

alsieboo
24-04-2005, 00:50:55
http://www.supersexyclothing.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/ballsy_small.jpg

You know you want to

HelloKitty
24-04-2005, 00:52:31
http://www.supersexyclothing.com/

is where the shirt is from.

http://www.supersexyclothing.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=Ballsy&Category_Code=

They have some cute shoes too!

Bet we have soem foot fetishists out there aslie if you want new shoes.

JM^3
24-04-2005, 01:05:03
while I will admit to thinking (some) girls feet are cute, I have discovered that I can't quite be classified as a fetishest

I once downloaded a foot fetish porno, and while the girls were hot, and their feet were cute, the porno spent entirely too much time on the feet

I got bored before I even watched the whole thing through once

Jon Miller

alsieboo
24-04-2005, 01:10:02
I have gorgeous feet

Cruddy
24-04-2005, 01:16:08
Do we want to see pictures of Alsie in a bra?

OF COURSE NOT... we want to see her OUT of a bra...

HelloKitty
24-04-2005, 04:08:59
Buy her a bra then.

Koshko
24-04-2005, 05:24:05
Feet are about the ugliest external part on a human.

HelloKitty
24-04-2005, 05:29:50
Originally posted by Koshko
Feet are about the ugliest external part on a human.

Depends on the person.

This woman has lovely feet.

http://www.themommyblog.com/photoblog/archives/pics/fugly-thumb.JPG

http://www.ladybead.com/product_images/fjcream5100sm.jpg

Anyone offered to buy alsie a shirt yet?

KrazyHorse@home
24-04-2005, 06:35:24
How old is Alsie, anyway?

You could end up being charged as an accessory before the fact, HK...

Darkstar
24-04-2005, 06:44:00
16.

HelloKitty
24-04-2005, 06:46:15
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
How old is Alsie, anyway?

You could end up being charged as an accessory before the fact, HK...

Somehow I think everyone knows it is a joke.

Darkstar
24-04-2005, 06:53:13
You think everyone knows it is a joke for someone that has told us numerous times she likes to do naked webcam shows (and provided links for those that were curious)? You might want to rethink your position, HK, and state specifically it is a joke. Alsie is the type to have no trouble with the actual pics, and it just might tickle her sense of humor.

HelloKitty
24-04-2005, 07:05:43
told us numerous times she likes to do naked webcam shows (and provided links for those that were curious)?

1- Never seen her post that.

2- Damn creepy you know she gives out links to those that are curious.

3- If anyone on this board is stupid enough not to realize that this is a joke in the same way we tell venom to kill people, the same way I told DH to get AH drunk and sodomize her etc, and then dumb enough to exchange goods for underwear pictures of a 16 year old, AND Aslie is actually stupid enough to take this seriously, AND give out her name and address to creepy internet people, AND they get caught, AND any investigators are stupid enough not to understand basic sarcasm, AND a jury of people dumb enough not to get out of jury duty are dumb enough to convit me for a stupid joke... I think I will be better off in jail.

HelloKitty
24-04-2005, 07:08:55
Oh I forgot one.

3- cont, AND if aslie isn't a 30+ year old fat man pretending to be a promiscuous girl on internet chat forums,

ozscott75
24-04-2005, 07:20:47
So that pic is Alsie.

HelloKitty
24-04-2005, 07:29:17
Originally posted by ozscott75
So that pic is Alsie.

No, she is a brunette. Here is a pic.

http://www.thebenjimeyer.com/images/hairy_man.jpg

Darkstar
24-04-2005, 07:34:28
Remember: police, lawyers, juries, and judges rarely understand sarcasm. Sarcasm doesn't work well on the net. That's why people make up things to try and show they are being sarcastic.

Remember: people get convicted and go to jail for long stretches (7+ years easily) for making dumb and stupid jokes. This is a weekly occurance, between the news laws passed because of 9/11 and Columbine.

Alsie is not a 30+ year old fat man pretending to be something else. She's met a number of posters that have in fact been met by other posters. So, unless you believe everyone on this forum, other then you, really is Keith...

Remember: some people are stupid enough to takes things posted seriously.

We know a lot about the more expressive of the posters. You might not know, or may have forgotten, but Alsie kept us up to date on everything she did for significant period, including posting excerpts from here web logs where she would mention her "performances", what service they were on, and almost what the address was. She also has mentioned telling a few of the curious PMers the correct address to find her on her cam service.

Now, I'm a bit creepy, HK. But I'm not that big a perv. Just bored enough to read a lot of threads here. You know, the same as most of the other posters.

HelloKitty
24-04-2005, 07:44:53
There, I edited the first post. Is everyone happy?

Cruddy
24-04-2005, 08:12:08
Originally posted by HelloKitty
EDIT FOR THE RETARDS SENDING ME PMs NOW.

[B]THIS IS A JOKE YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDED CUNTS. GOD DAMN YOU ARE FUCKING DENSE. NOW MY PM BOX AND THIS THREAD SEEM TO HAVE POLY ALL OVER IT AND YOU IGNORANT PRICKS HAVE RUINED AN ENTERTAINING AND CREEPY THREAD. FUCK YOU ALL.

ONCE AGAIN, IN CASE THE THREAD ITSELF, THE FOOT FETISH JOKES, THE PICS OF HAIRY MEN, THE SEVERAL TIMES I SAY IT IS A JOKE DON'T GET THROUGH YOUR HEADS (I'm talking to the dutch posters now)

IT IS A FUCKING JOKE.




I see... no I don't. Alsie asking for a new bra is a joke. People posting pictures of hairy men isn't a joke.

It's OK to exploit men but not women?

Look, I'm sorry if your PM box has been spammed to death... but I wish you'd make your fucking mind up about sexual equality.

Don't blame ALL of us for your thread cockups.

HelloKitty
24-04-2005, 08:20:35
Originally posted by Cruddy
I see... no I don't. Alsie asking for a new bra is a joke. People posting pictures of hairy men isn't a joke.

It's OK to exploit men but not women?

Look, I'm sorry if your PM box has been spammed to death... but I wish you'd make your fucking mind up about sexual equality.

Don't blame ALL of us for your thread cockups.

See what I mean about the thread getting all Poly?

Has Ming unbanned you yet? Your posts really make no sense here.

Perhaps you could sit down and work out a coherent way to say whatever you were thinking.

mr.G
24-04-2005, 08:38:48
Originally posted by HelloKitty
3- If anyone on this board is stupid enough not to realize that this is a joke in the same way we tell venom to kill people damn

Lazarus and the Gimp
24-04-2005, 08:39:53
Meanwhile, over in Britain where the age of consent is 16, we're wondering what all the fuss is about.

HelloKitty
24-04-2005, 08:48:18
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Meanwhile, over in Britain where the age of consent is 16, we're wondering what all the fuss is about.

Let me see if I can sum up what the fuss is about with 2 pictures.


http://biblia.com/jesusart/poser-god-35.jpg

PLUS

http://sbwl.sphosting.com/indexlogo2.gif

EQUALS

This crap.

Cruddy
24-04-2005, 08:50:53
Originally posted by HelloKitty
Has Ming unbanned you yet? Your posts really make no sense here.



I was never banned in the first place. I can post there anytime I want.

I don't want. Now or in the future.

Originally posted by HelloKitty
Perhaps you could sit down and work out a coherent way to say whatever you were thinking.

Wouldn't that make the thread more poly? :confused:.

HelloKitty
24-04-2005, 08:53:58
Originally posted by Cruddy


Wouldn't that make the thread more poly? :confused:.

I think this may be the biggest
OWN GOAL
ever.

Cruddy
24-04-2005, 08:55:20
Maybe... but who scored it?

Other posters, you decide.

HelloKitty
24-04-2005, 08:59:37
Cruddy, are you Dutch by any chance?

Or are you related to one Aaron J Lin?

Lazarus and the Gimp
24-04-2005, 09:01:51
Crujddjy.

Cruddy
24-04-2005, 09:04:09
Originally posted by HelloKitty
Cruddy, are you Dutch by any chance?



Nee, nee. Ik van Engels.

Originally posted by HelloKitty

Or are you related to one Aaron J Lin?

Never heard of him. Might have served him when I was barstaff at an Amsterdam squat party.

HelloKitty
24-04-2005, 09:08:50
Lies. Everyone knows the famous Aaron J Lin.

He is one smmoth customer. At school, at play, at work, or just at the bar picking up chicks, Aaron J lin is always at home!

Cruddy
24-04-2005, 09:10:10
Originally posted by HelloKitty
He is one smmoth customer.

DEFINITELY can't be me then.

HelloKitty
24-04-2005, 09:16:29
Well you could have fooled me.

mr.G
24-04-2005, 10:10:39
Originally posted by HelloKitty
Cruddy, are you Dutch by any chance?

Or are you related to one Aaron J Lin? hey hey hey mrs Kitty, no need to be rude to the guy.
Don't take it personal Cruddy, only the biggest retards are called Dutch in this little town.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
24-04-2005, 10:28:37
We need a forum rule that bans HK and Darkstar from posting in the same thread.

protein
24-04-2005, 10:31:27
I don't know what's going on. I'll assume that it's Darkstar's fault though.

The Shaker
24-04-2005, 10:33:22
It almost always is, the bastard!!!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
24-04-2005, 10:33:57
Bossstar?

HelloKitty
24-04-2005, 10:37:16
You can all thank Darkstar for ruining your chance to see Alsie's norks.

You will now never see these on Alsie.

http://www.fingers.co.za/arb/cleavage.jpg

Provost Harrison
24-04-2005, 12:17:32
All I see in this thread are a lot of retards and gay twats...

Greg W
24-04-2005, 12:24:31
CG as normal then.

Provost Harrison
24-04-2005, 12:26:11
It's more the 'Apolyton' factor that concerns me about this thread. Some people are so totally and utterly dense...

Provost Harrison
24-04-2005, 12:37:06
See, this is exactly what I mean!

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=132606

Dyl Ulenspiegel
24-04-2005, 12:46:02
Pathetic. Even for poly.

ozscott75
24-04-2005, 12:57:53
Alsie's pretty hot.



For a dude.

HelloKitty
24-04-2005, 14:13:50
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
All I see in this thread are a lot of retards and gay twats...

How did you miss the huge boobs just above your post?

Beta1
24-04-2005, 15:30:50
I did have something to post here but HK's huge boobs have completely thrown my train of thought.

Christoph
24-04-2005, 15:31:04
Eww, no way

Chris
24-04-2005, 15:56:56
Originally posted by Beta1
I did have something to post here but HK's huge boobs have completely thrown my train of thought. That has to be the first time that was ever said.

KrazyHorse@home
24-04-2005, 17:23:15
Originally posted by HelloKitty
Somehow I think everyone knows it is a joke.

I thought you would recognise my post as a joke too.

Apparently I stirred up a bit of a shitstorm, though...

KrazyHorse@home
24-04-2005, 17:26:27
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Meanwhile, over in Britain where the age of consent is 16, we're wondering what all the fuss is about.

14 for Canada :p

JM^3
24-04-2005, 17:27:40
Watch out, TV4Fun will move up there.

JK

KrazyHorse@home
24-04-2005, 17:29:23
He already "joked" about that. I'd like to see him get through immigration. :lol:

JM^3
24-04-2005, 17:37:31
Last time I wemnt up there it was as easy as getting into california...

JM

alsieboo
24-04-2005, 17:51:24
So, wait, I don't get that shirt anymore? Shit.

mr.G
24-04-2005, 19:50:01
first some pics

alsieboo
24-04-2005, 19:54:10
anyone want to lend me a webcam?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
24-04-2005, 19:57:07
njet!

Koshko
24-04-2005, 19:58:56
This thread could use alsie pix.

alsieboo
24-04-2005, 20:01:01
there are pics of me in another thread, go find

Provost Harrison
24-04-2005, 20:34:43
Originally posted by HelloKitty
How did you miss the huge boobs just above your post?

:lol: I must be latently homosexual, I never noticed them...or I never read to the end of the first page being more likely ;)

HelloKitty
25-04-2005, 00:44:42
Originally posted by alsieboo
anyone want to lend me a webcam?

According to Darkstar you already have one and do nude shows that you have performed for members of this board.

Or did you break it inserting it into different orifices for close up shots?

MRT144
25-04-2005, 02:14:25
you know hk, the edit to the OP makes me want to send you a PM out of spite

mr.G
25-04-2005, 10:45:30
who the fok is Aslie ?

HelloKitty
25-04-2005, 12:01:04
Originally posted by mr.G
who the fok is Aslie ?

A trmapy gihrl who foks old man.

ozscott75
25-04-2005, 12:11:35
Or a hairy 30-something man in a dark room without pants.

Proof to come later.

alsieboo
25-04-2005, 18:10:43
send money! or webcam, whichever!

Cruddy
25-04-2005, 18:37:40
If you want me to invest in your business, tell me your business plan.

alsieboo
25-04-2005, 18:38:28
Ask Kitty, she's my thingy thing businessy personage

Venom
25-04-2005, 18:45:34
So...I'm not paying you enough?

alsieboo
25-04-2005, 18:47:17
Now when did I say tat

Chris
25-04-2005, 19:40:27
Just now, 'tat'

Venom
25-04-2005, 20:01:22
Then you should be able to buy a web cam.

alsieboo
25-04-2005, 20:38:34
My money goes on new outfits!

Venom
25-04-2005, 21:15:57
And thank god for that.

HelloKitty
25-04-2005, 22:15:23
Originally posted by Venom
So...I'm not paying you enough?

A punch in the face and being locked in a small room is not a living wage.

Venom
25-04-2005, 22:21:31
I remember when you could get 4 mexican migrant workers and a semi-working wheelbarrow for a punch in the face.

alsieboo
25-04-2005, 23:18:40
times have changed

Venom
26-04-2005, 00:42:23
They sure have.

Greg W
26-04-2005, 00:52:33
For the times, they are a changin'.

Venom
26-04-2005, 01:03:04
I think we've established that.

Greg W
26-04-2005, 01:06:10
Yes, but not in song form.

Venom
26-04-2005, 01:27:02
CG musical day?

alsieboo
26-04-2005, 01:35:20
sounds like fun!

Greg W
26-04-2005, 01:50:45
Why am I picturing Venom singing the entire score of the HMS Pinafore?

Venom
26-04-2005, 02:11:54
If you're lucky.

HelloKitty
26-04-2005, 02:52:10
Originally posted by Venom
CG musical day?

I am sure the Welsh charts have some sheep fucking songs.

zmama
26-04-2005, 05:03:17
:funko:

mr.G
26-04-2005, 09:14:21
Originally posted by HelloKitty
(I'm talking to the dutch posters now)IT IS A FUCKING JOKE.
hello hellokitty, who are the dutch posters you are refering to?

Christoph
26-04-2005, 09:20:40
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

The filters don't like breasts at all. :bash:

Fecking gheys

alsieboo
26-04-2005, 15:41:23
mine does, nyah

MDA
26-04-2005, 15:56:39
Venom, in a sweaty pink shirt, in a rowboat, surrounded by empty beer cans and Bojangles bags, sings...

"Oh better far to live and die
Under the brave black flag I fly,
Than play a sanctimonious part,
With a pirate head and a pirate heart.
Away to the cheating world go you,
Where pirates all are well-to-do;
But I'll be true to the song I sing,
And live and die a Pirate King.
For I am a Pirate King."

zmama
26-04-2005, 15:58:09
I want that on film!

Venom
26-04-2005, 16:03:09
Me likey that song.

MDA
26-04-2005, 16:05:31
You "just can't wait to be King"?