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Funkodrom
01-04-2002, 09:01:15
This is the official list of band names as devised in 48 extremely messy hours in Amsterdam.

The Celery Option
Mutant Fury
To Old to Talk
Daily Deviation
Sleazy Exit
Sleazy Exes
Necrofury
Working for Bad Peanuts
Slag Pills
Untapped Bladder
Phil in the Hole
Stilton Born
A Beer of Two Halves
Unruly Ruler
Ram Rape
Kiddy Fiddler (baby goat playing a violin)
Goat Rape
Shirley Temple of Evil
Ram Ewe
Stunned at my own Hostility
Tear 'er Eyes
Worry About Your Windscreens
Pant Asia
"You're like a bad covers band of yourselves"
Frankly Boffed
Turtle Hell
Feet 'ell Turmoil
Foetus First
de'foetus
Rod Hull and Emo
Captain Emo
The Emophiliacs
Cabbage Baby
The Necrofuricon
Let the Funk Immense
The Windscreen Vipers
Walnut WAP!
Dark Chocolate Enema
Spam Burglar
Jam Burglar
Clam Burglar
The Seafood Incident
Shirly Temple Pilots
The Sugar Incident

MattHiggs
01-04-2002, 12:13:16
They are all great :lol:

Venom
01-04-2002, 13:33:18
Clam Burgler it must be Clam Burgler

Noisy
01-04-2002, 14:33:12
I like 'Stilton Born', 'A Beer of Two Halves' and 'Foetus First'.

Funkodrom
01-04-2002, 15:33:35
Venom: http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=burglar

Our favourite of the weekend was The Windscreen Vipers I think. I also like Mutant Fury and Funk Immense.

Necrofury is going to be the new title of my sideproject with Gareth from Left Side Brain. Formerly called Spayer we're going to do death metal covers of pop-dance tracks. First song will be No Limits by 2 Unlimited.

The night before Amsterdam in the pub we'd also come up with

The Doo Doo Pistols
No Man's Metaphor

walruskkkch
01-04-2002, 18:55:19
HelloKitty must die.

Pithy, don't you think?

RedFred
02-04-2002, 07:47:44
Some good ones. I liked:

Worry about your Windscreens
Dark Chocolate Enema
Clam Burglar

Venom
02-04-2002, 19:24:55
Oh so I spelled it wrong. Like that's anything new.

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-04-2002, 19:28:46
Do it the traditional way. Have one person think up random adjectives, while another person thinks up random nouns. Pull them out of two hats and you have a band name.

That's how "Whistling deckchair" and "Really big pie" came about.

Foetus
02-04-2002, 21:45:39
Or three nouns, like the Butthole Surfer's - Locust Abortion Technician

Funkodrom
03-04-2002, 08:24:28
The main problem is getting the 5 very strongwilled members of the band to agree on a name. We have plenty of name ideas. :D

Venom
04-04-2002, 16:15:36
Call your band nothing. Literally. Have no name.

Funkodrom
04-04-2002, 16:16:18
That's a good idea.

Venom
04-04-2002, 17:33:09
You're being sarcastic again, aren't you?

Funkodrom
05-04-2002, 11:06:51
No.

Venom
05-04-2002, 12:57:22
You mean to tell me I had a good idea.

Funkodrom
05-04-2002, 13:22:55
It seemed like it at the time.

Venom
05-04-2002, 13:27:29
Lookint back on it, it really was crap though, right?

Funkodrom
05-04-2002, 13:28:00
Yep. How would you search for us on the internet?

Venom
05-04-2002, 13:30:19
That would be part of the mystic. And people would probably call you the no name band or The band with no name.

walruskkkch
05-04-2002, 15:15:39
Error 404?

Woyzeck
11-04-2002, 16:25:07
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Do it the traditional way. Have one person think up random adjectives, while another person thinks up random nouns. Pull them out of two hats and you have a band name.

That's how "Whistling deckchair" and "Really big pie" came about.

That must be how "Loud Medicine" was invented

Vincent Fandango
11-04-2002, 17:15:29
Loud Medicine was given RC by the gods of Alcohol.

Funkodrom
11-04-2002, 18:15:48
and other substances...

How about:

Louder Medicine A gift from the gods of alcohol