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mr.G
22-04-2005, 16:50:33
For Halloween, ming cuts down a tree, scoops out the inside, fills it with candy, and then stabs anyone who rings his doorbell. He then eats the candy-filled tree

Funko
22-04-2005, 16:51:22
Ming is a bastard - FACT!

Cruddy
22-04-2005, 16:51:58
That's what I call crunchy candy.

Japher
22-04-2005, 16:52:55
What's the difference between Ming and a carp?

One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, garbage eating, scale covered creature... the other is a fish.

-FACT!

mr.G
22-04-2005, 16:53:19
He was the first man to ever successfully bowl a perfect game using only his MIND POWERS.

Funko
22-04-2005, 16:54:49
He was the first man to ever successfully bowl a perfect game using only his MING POWERS.

Cruddy
22-04-2005, 16:55:39
Ming is very kind to his own children.

A complete bastard to everybody else's children.

Japher
22-04-2005, 16:56:28
His origional screen name was "LookatmeImspamMING", but shortened it to Ming after he was released from AA.

mr.G
22-04-2005, 16:56:54
Ming's left arm contains superconducting magnets, with which he focuses 'rays from the galactic core'. The synchrotron radiation produced by this process is the 'snow' between TV channels.

Funko
22-04-2005, 16:57:16
He was in the Automobile Association for 8 before being released.

mr.G
22-04-2005, 16:59:03
Ming cuts his penis off every night with baling twine only to find it fully regenerated the next morning. Only he and the billy goats know why.

Japher
22-04-2005, 16:59:36
Ming is the Great Pumpkin.

Cruddy
22-04-2005, 17:04:31
Ming's golf club collection is so vast, the far side of it is invisible even to the Hubble telescope.

Funko
22-04-2005, 17:05:12
Most of the dark matter in the universe is inside Ming's left nostril.

Japher
22-04-2005, 17:06:04
Ming has a secret "man crush" on Asher.

mr.G
22-04-2005, 17:09:25
Ming is the seventh son of a seventh son.

Cruddy
22-04-2005, 17:13:22
Ming's religion is unique; his supreme being is himself.

Japher
22-04-2005, 17:14:36
Ming knows the Muffin Man, for he lives on Dreary Lane.

Oerdin
22-04-2005, 17:49:52
Ming takes money from advertisers - FACT

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
22-04-2005, 18:12:00
Originally posted by Cruddy
Ming is very kind to his own children.

A complete bastard to everybody else's children.

Including his parents' children? :eek:

Japher
22-04-2005, 18:13:16
Ming likes it fast, and up the middle.

Cruddy
22-04-2005, 18:23:48
Originally posted by Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
Including his parents' children? :eek:

What do you think?

Cruddy
22-04-2005, 18:27:19
Ming has the body of a 21 year old man.

He keeps it in his wardrobe to remind him of his youth.

Chris
22-04-2005, 18:27:33
Ming hasn't yet posted in this thread-FACT!

Cruddy
22-04-2005, 18:30:21
Ming is a four letter word - FACT!

Lazarus and the Gimp
22-04-2005, 18:51:33
Ming is secretly obsessed with mussels, and spends every evening weeping hot, salty tears of shame about the fact that he has been robbed of his true destiny to love another mollusc as an equal.

Japher
22-04-2005, 18:53:14
If you rearrange the letter's in "Ming" you can spell "Gnim", "Nigm", and "Son of the Devil"!

Coincidence? I think not!

mr.G
22-04-2005, 19:30:20
Billie Jean is not Ming's lover. She's just a girl who claims that he is the one, but the kid is not his son.

mr.G
22-04-2005, 19:32:16
Ming exists in his own kinetic universe. If he willed it, he could stop himself against the Earth's spin and cut the planet in half. The only reason this hasn't happened yet is his care and consideration for his pet poodle Ging

Lazarus and the Gimp
22-04-2005, 19:39:34
Little does he know that Ging secretly hates him and is plotting his downfall. Admittedly, it's not the best plot in the world, but hey! He's just a poodle.

Lurker
22-04-2005, 19:42:17
A Ninja poodle!

Spartak
22-04-2005, 19:42:41
Ming once found another universe inside the lining of his third best suit. - FACT!

mr.G
22-04-2005, 19:44:33
Before he came to this planet, Earth did not spin. - FACT!

mr.G
22-04-2005, 19:50:29
Ming actually constructed an operational underground railroad and was pissed when noone used it. - FACT!

mr.G
22-04-2005, 21:19:42
Ming is a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a salsa-filled sock.

mr.G
22-04-2005, 21:24:58
Dan Brown was originally going to call his book "The Da Ming ci Code" but decided that would give the game away too much.

Spartak
22-04-2005, 21:52:23
The last poster to cross Ming was never seen again. Someone muttered something about Mingcapulco but everyone was too scared to ask. - FACT

Lazarus and the Gimp
22-04-2005, 22:54:38
Nor did they dare ask what he crossed Ming with, though the smart money's on a Pipistrelle bat. This is why 80% of young advertising executives eat moths.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
23-04-2005, 00:20:51
Originally posted by Cruddy
What do you think?

I try to avoid that if at all possible, especially at work. It promotes bad habits.

Ming
23-04-2005, 01:21:31
Dear Mr. Fantasy... play me a tune ;)

Greg W
23-04-2005, 01:47:20
MING has now posted in this thread - FACT!

Koshko
23-04-2005, 05:49:54
Ming's brother is actually one of Ming's alternate personalities.

DaShi
23-04-2005, 06:30:31
Ming. . .I don't know.

OldWarrior_42
23-04-2005, 06:54:00
Great song, Ming.

HelloKitty
23-04-2005, 06:58:09
Ming has to kill a puppy to have an orgasm.

-FACT

mr.G
23-04-2005, 08:13:46
Ming owns the world's largest collection of lawn gnomes, with 1,349,201. This accounts for 64% of the world's lawn gnome population. - FACT
so Dyl he is all yours

Lazarus and the Gimp
23-04-2005, 08:27:58
Originally posted by Ming
Dear Mr. Fantasy... play me a tune ;)

Hey! I've now got Traffic in my head. Nice one.

Chris
23-04-2005, 13:03:47
The song Ming mentioned annoys Laz-FACT!

Christoph
23-04-2005, 13:07:29
http://www.ming.com/

HelloKitty
23-04-2005, 13:32:25
Brian Blessed hates Ming's new cologne.

http://www.headstaggers.com/gallery/images/b3ta%202005/arden.jpg

Ming
23-04-2005, 13:35:05
Originally posted by mr.G
Ming owns the world's largest collection of lawn gnomes, with 1,349,201. This accounts for 64% of the world's lawn gnome population. - FACT
so Dyl he is all yours

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HelloKitty
23-04-2005, 13:38:10
Those aren't lawn gnomes,. they are dead puppies in gnome outfits he tossed on his lawn.

Ming
23-04-2005, 13:43:25
Puppies.... NEVER...

Kittens, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ;)

HelloKitty
23-04-2005, 13:53:54
Yes, we know you also need to drown a kitten to get an erection.

So each of your internet log ins involves a dead kitten, a dead puppy, and a mess.

Ming
23-04-2005, 14:07:29
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I see you are speaking from your own experiences again ;)

HelloKitty
23-04-2005, 14:13:37
No mess here, sit on a towel.