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Diss
21-04-2005, 03:27:54
I'm serious. I'm not joking around. It's one of those amatuer compilations videos. Where you have like 30 "facials" in like a 2 minute video. Quality porn I tell ya.

I'm fairly certain it's not her though. Because she looks thinner than my girlfriend (though I can only see the face and certain subtances on top of it). Not that my girfriend was fat, but she was a few pounds overweight. But the face looks almost exactly alike hers.

For some reason, I find this video strangely compelling.

Cruddy
21-04-2005, 03:30:30
Surely the more people you shag and the more porn you watch, the more likely you are to see a familiar face.

Not really a mystery, is it?

Diss
21-04-2005, 03:32:58
yeah I guess not. I haven't shagged a whole lot of girls, but I have watched alot of porn. I watch alot of that amatuer stuff, so I've seen thousands of different girls give blowjobs. :)

Cruddy
21-04-2005, 03:35:43
Well, just work hard on changing the proportion of porn/real action and you'll do OK.

HelloKitty
21-04-2005, 03:53:13
30 "facials" in like a 2 minute video

Another reason why guys are crap.

KrazyHorse@home
21-04-2005, 03:54:01
Real women love it when I blow my load on their face.

HelloKitty
21-04-2005, 03:58:03
Beacuse then they can get their money and leave.

KrazyHorse@home
21-04-2005, 04:07:43
Like a girl you're going down on is any less messy...

Koshko
21-04-2005, 05:10:26
What kind of woman actually likes facials?

Oerdin
21-04-2005, 05:18:40
HK did say she liked seehersquirt.com.

KrazyHorse@home
21-04-2005, 06:38:09
Originally posted by Koshko
What kind of woman actually likes facials?

My kind :beer:

Koshko
21-04-2005, 06:57:50
I find it degrading.

ozscott75
21-04-2005, 06:59:05
Just ask them to stop.

Diss
21-04-2005, 07:10:34
Originally posted by Koshko
I find it degrading.

yeah I suppose it is :(.

I shouldn't watch that stuff.

mr.G
21-04-2005, 07:22:41
Originally posted by HelloKitty
Another reason why guys are crap. It is very good for your skin, rumour goes that Cleopatra took her daily bath in cum............ Donkey cum if i am correct.

Diss
21-04-2005, 07:27:40
ewwww.

Vincent
21-04-2005, 07:29:09
link?

mr.G
21-04-2005, 07:40:53
Naaah not so link.

Gary
21-04-2005, 07:55:58
www.donkeysex.cum.perv (http://www.donkeysex.cum.perv)

Gary
21-04-2005, 07:57:11
Did your girlfriend put on a little weight just before she met you ?

HelloKitty
21-04-2005, 08:02:25
Originally posted by mr.G
It is very good for your skin, rumour goes that Cleopatra took her daily bath in cum............ Donkey cum if i am correct.

Damnit. I may have to look up the insane weblob where a guy and his girlfriend proved that little theory wrong by using it on their hands in face every day.

HelloKitty
21-04-2005, 08:15:25
Here you go.

Safe for work unless your work doesn't like the word CUM.

http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n8/htdocs/cum.php

Gary
21-04-2005, 08:36:39
And if it doesn't, how (or why) are you reading this thread ?

mr.G
21-04-2005, 08:50:17
Originally posted by HelloKitty
Here you go.

Safe for work unless your work doesn't like the word CUM.

http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n8/htdocs/cum.php hmmmmm, but how about Cleopatra............ I saw her take a bath in some white Donkey liquid.

Funko
21-04-2005, 09:35:47
It was from an ass... probably has to be cum that's been in an ass first.

mr.G
21-04-2005, 09:51:52
Yaay, so HK put the cum first in your ass before you use it as moisturizer.
or ask your gf to safe it in her ass, that way it is more comfortable in the bathroom.

Gary
21-04-2005, 10:04:54
Brings it up to body temperature too

Funko
21-04-2005, 10:06:35
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold

http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/artists/jgeilsband.htm

mr.G
21-04-2005, 10:07:27
cool, and geil means horny in Dutch
see, the circle is round

Funko
21-04-2005, 10:10:42
I knew that obviously, I speak fluent dutch.

Ik ben geil?

mr.G
21-04-2005, 10:13:51
are you?
:nervous:

Funko
21-04-2005, 10:16:54
natuurlijk

mr.G
21-04-2005, 10:18:36
Dus u bent wat bronstig in de broek?

mr.G
21-04-2005, 10:18:58
voorjaarsgeil?

HelloKitty
21-04-2005, 10:22:37
Can you two just get a room to dirty talk and jizz on each other?

Funko
21-04-2005, 10:22:43
Hmmm bronstig...

Do I have a something in my trousers... Well I can guess what that means but I don't know exactly what bronstig is, if it's from the English it'll be broomstick. ;)

for years horny?

:lol:

mr.G
21-04-2005, 10:23:59
it has to be a big room, from rotterdam all the way to reading.
I think that will be the largest building evah.

HelloKitty
21-04-2005, 10:25:28
A big room covered with the faces and Jizz of Funko and Meister.

Well, Iam off to throw away my pillows. May never be able to sleep from the nightmares again.

mr.G
21-04-2005, 10:29:18
bronstig is a nice word, used for male-moose in heat.
you know when they made dat sound wooooooooooh wooooh woooooh.
and bronstig in the broek has a nice alliteration.

Funko
21-04-2005, 10:30:59
:lol:

Funko
21-04-2005, 10:31:35
Dus u bent means do you have?

God I love dutch.

mr.G
21-04-2005, 10:35:30
Originally posted by Funko
Dus u bent means do you have?
huh

protein
21-04-2005, 10:40:07
I suspect your ex has lost weight from all that hard core exercise.

mr.G
21-04-2005, 10:43:46
and a shining soft skin also

Funko
21-04-2005, 10:47:04
Originally posted by mr.G
huh

Ok, it doesn't mean that. :(

Darkstar
22-04-2005, 09:35:43
Yes, but... a blowjob a day helps keep cancer away, HK. Or so all those "studies" were trying to convince us.

alsieboo
22-04-2005, 10:14:07
I thought cleo was milk?

mr.G
22-04-2005, 10:52:30
milk
MILK

you perv you

mr.G
22-04-2005, 10:52:51
go and wash your mouth with soap.

King_Ghidra
22-04-2005, 11:06:34
or jizz

ozscott75
22-04-2005, 12:15:04
Can you wash your jizz with soap?