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Funko
20-04-2005, 16:18:12
Or a built in wine rack type thing in your kitchen units.

And some kind of simple system so you can keep track like the good wine is at the top.

And a girlfriend/boyfriend.

Don't tell them the system.

Debaser
20-04-2005, 16:19:13
Why not just only buy good wine like Fine Bouquet?

Funko
20-04-2005, 16:20:16
I can't afford it.

Debaser
20-04-2005, 16:21:00
:(

Tizzy
20-04-2005, 16:22:50
Of course, the girlfriend/boyfriend will obviously have good taste and be able to find the good stuff anyway.

protein
20-04-2005, 16:26:40
Ah, Fin Bouquet. The king of all alcohol. From the mouldy plastic stopper to the bizarre glassy particles at the bottom of the bottle it's pure class.

Venom
20-04-2005, 16:27:05
Just drink 40s.

mr.G
20-04-2005, 16:29:49
Fin Bouquet is better than Kellergeister?

Funko
20-04-2005, 16:30:27
Wasn't it Fin de Bouquet?

I was sure we thought it meant end of smell...

Ming
20-04-2005, 16:38:17
Just make sure the wine rack is big... buy a bunch of cheap bottles of wine... mix them all together... and pray to god the person going through your rack doesn't know as much about wine as you do... the more cheap wine you add, the better the chances they will miss the good stuff... ;)

MDA
20-04-2005, 16:42:20
Just keep it well-stocked - Its possible you look good when she's drunk.

alsieboo
20-04-2005, 16:42:46
:lol:

Funko
20-04-2005, 16:53:53
Originally posted by Ming
Just make sure the wine rack is big... buy a bunch of cheap bottles of wine... mix them all together... and pray to god the person going through your rack doesn't know as much about wine as you do... the more cheap wine you add, the better the chances they will miss the good stuff... ;)

Then how would I know what's the good stuff?

Stupid suggestion. :rolleyes: ;)

Funko
20-04-2005, 16:54:15
This system is mainly designed so I can just pick from the bottom when I'm too drunk to really appreciate it. ;)

Nills Lagerbaak
20-04-2005, 16:56:13
Originally posted by Funko
Wasn't it Fin de Bouquet?

I was sure we thought it meant end of smell...


No it was worse. It was Fin Bouquet......End Smell.

mr.G
20-04-2005, 16:59:14
Make two wine racks, one normal kind of wine rack everyone knows about, and one secret wine rack only Funko knows of and it's sooooo secret that only you and your landlord will find.

Cruddy
20-04-2005, 17:01:13
Alternatively, glue all the good stuff onto the wine rack so it cannot be easily stolen.

Fill up the empty gaps with bottles of urine. They'll soon stop stealing your "wine".

zmama
21-04-2005, 00:55:44
Just buy lots!

jsorense
21-04-2005, 00:57:34
We have a couple of wine racks. They are always empty.:(

zmama
21-04-2005, 00:59:18
I just have boxes in the basement on shelves...no racks

MOBIUS
21-04-2005, 01:00:07
:gotit:

Ask Bossman!

jsorense
21-04-2005, 01:00:32
Shhh, don't tell Venom!:nervous:

The Norks
21-04-2005, 01:01:58
I only have Bollinger champagne and Semillon chardonnay in mine

MOBIUS
21-04-2005, 01:02:35
I have a wine rack, it just holds our oversized pepper mill...:(

The Norks
21-04-2005, 01:05:25
is that a euphemism?

MOBIUS
21-04-2005, 01:16:25
Hmmm, it could be now you mention it...:smoke:

jsorense
21-04-2005, 01:16:41
pssssss, don't look now: http://www.darkstarcellars.com/index.php
Is that scary or what?:eek: :nervous: :eek:

mr.G
21-04-2005, 08:30:14
mrG's wine rack

MoSe
21-04-2005, 09:03:05
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
No it was worse. It was Fin Bouquet......End Smell.

true, although from french bouquet would literally mean bunch of flowers (posy? nosegay??? :lol: )
and by figurative meaning -> smell, fragrance (of a nosegay!)

if you have a gay nose you can smell a bouquet!!! ROTFL

Funko
21-04-2005, 09:10:34
Yes we know... it was kind of a joke based on how evil this (incredibly cheap) stuff was.

MoSe
21-04-2005, 09:15:37
And "fin" has a LOT OF MEANINGS (!) (http://fr.wordreference.com/fr/en/translation.asp?fren=fin&v=b) in french

in this context, I think that exquisite, delicate, refined would be more to the point

MoSe
21-04-2005, 09:16:39
I know, had to X-post while working! :D

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
21-04-2005, 14:44:23
Originally posted by zmama
I just have boxes in the basement on shelves...no racks

West Virginian wine rack.

Er... :nervous:

King_Ghidra
21-04-2005, 14:49:49
Originally posted by mr.G
mrG's wine rack

cool, but there appears to be a tree growing out of it

zmama
21-04-2005, 14:54:34
Originally posted by Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
West Virginian wine rack.

Er... :nervous:

hehehe

WestbygodVirginians don't drink wine :)

Everclear is closer to the state beverage

mr.G
21-04-2005, 15:14:21
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
cool, but there appears to be a tree growing out of it
that's my hanging lamp.

MoSe
21-04-2005, 16:13:31
a philosopher in quest of his lost dingding

MDA
21-04-2005, 17:40:07
Originally posted by zmama
hehehe

WestbygodVirginians don't drink wine :)

Everclear is closer to the state beverage

:lol: One or two bottles of everclear, assorted sliced fruit, kool aid, ice, one rubbermaid garbage can.

I remember it, but not very clearly.