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Lurker
19-04-2005, 16:51:14
This is for anyone who is still trying to define themselves and become a perfect human being. Rather than have all that guidance and wisdom spread out among different threads, I thought it would be a good idea to consolidate.

For those of you who think the answers are debatable, you are wrong, as usual, but please don't sully this thread with your ignorance. Just accept the answers in the spirit they are given -- from God to Asher to you.

Ok, I'll start:

Asher, what's the best toothpaste?

Christoph
19-04-2005, 16:53:22
Asher, am I lickable?

Asher
19-04-2005, 16:54:40
The best Toothpaste is Colgate PreviDent 5000 Plus, with 5000ppm of Fluoride: http://www.colgateprofessional.com/app/ColgateProfessional/US/EN/Products/ProductItems/PreviDent5KPlus.cvsp

Funko
19-04-2005, 16:54:50
Asher, how much water does the bamboo on the balcony need? Bearing in mind it's nearly dead.

Asher
19-04-2005, 16:55:13
Originally posted by Christoph
Asher, am I lickable?
Need to see a pic.

Asher
19-04-2005, 16:55:46
Originally posted by Funko
Asher, how much water does the bamboo on the balcony need? Bearing in mind it's nearly dead.
It depends, will a Panda be eating it, or will you be using it as a sex toy?

Asher
19-04-2005, 16:57:03
I'm off for lunch, be back shortly to answer your questions.

Lurker
19-04-2005, 17:02:49
Asher, what's the best wristwatch?

Gibsie
19-04-2005, 17:03:06
Asher, how much cock must someone suck before he can truly call himself "bi-curious"?

King_Ghidra
19-04-2005, 17:04:35
at the risk of ruining the point of this thread, i think if you actually suck cock you've kind of crossed the line in terms of being just 'curious'

Funko
19-04-2005, 17:05:13
Asher, what's the best brand of staples (12.7*6mm)?

Funko
19-04-2005, 17:05:52
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
at the risk of ruining the point of this thread, i think if you actually suck cock you've kind of crossed the line in terms of being just 'curious'

Asher, is this thread called "Ask King_Ghidra"?

Asher
19-04-2005, 18:05:03
Originally posted by Lurker
Asher, what's the best wristwatch?
Timex digital watches.

Asher
19-04-2005, 18:07:18
Originally posted by Gibsie
Asher, how much cock must someone suck before he can truly call himself "bi-curious"?
As soon as contact is made, your fate is sealed.

Asher
19-04-2005, 18:07:41
Originally posted by Funko
Asher, what's the best brand of staples (12.7*6mm)?
What kind of sick fuck uses paper?

Asher
19-04-2005, 18:08:41
Originally posted by Funko
Asher, is this thread called "Ask King_Ghidra"?
No. No, it is not.

DevilsH@lo
19-04-2005, 18:28:01
Asher, what's the best hair colour for a lady?

Spartak
19-04-2005, 18:29:42
Asher - does it matter if collar and cuffs don't match?

DevilsH@lo
19-04-2005, 18:31:16
asher, which running shoes should I buy?

does my bum look big in this?

are you looking at my bird?

who spilled my pint?

why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

does the new pope shit in the woods?

Lurker
19-04-2005, 18:37:25
Originally posted by Asher
What kind of sick fuck uses paper?

You assume too much.

Venom
19-04-2005, 18:41:51
What should I do?

Lurker
19-04-2005, 18:46:40
Fucking idiots. This thread is for materialists, not you sissy existentialists.

Venom
19-04-2005, 19:13:46
I could do something materialistic. Like buy a ball waxing machine or something.

Lurker
19-04-2005, 19:16:24
Exactly, and you'd surely like to know which one to buy lest you completely screw up your ranking on the social ladder.

Oerdin
19-04-2005, 19:22:31
Asher: When Ming tells me to not respond to a PH post should I go ahead and respond anyway?

Asher
19-04-2005, 19:26:26
Originally posted by DevilsH@lo
Asher, what's the best hair colour for a lady?
They're all ugly.

Asher
19-04-2005, 19:27:23
Originally posted by Spartak
Asher - does it matter if collar and cuffs don't match?
Hell if I know, I wear t-shirts and jeans.

Lurker
19-04-2005, 19:28:42
Asher, don't forget to help Venom out. He's too shy to ask directly, but you know he really wants to know what the best ball waxing machine is.

Asher
19-04-2005, 19:28:46
Originally posted by DevilsH@lo
asher, which running shoes should I buy?
Who cares, they're shoes.

does my bum look big in this?
Absolutely.

are you looking at my bird?
What's the bird, the middle finger?

who spilled my pint?
Bossman.

why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Because I'm God.

does the new pope shit in the woods?
Yes, that's what he does after he's done exterminating a batch of jews.

Asher
19-04-2005, 19:30:50
Originally posted by Oerdin
Asher: When Ming tells me to not respond to a PH post should I go ahead and respond anyway?
Absolutely, provided:
1) You respond to posts in order when you get back after a period of inactivity (ie, ctrl-click and open that post in a new tab, reply to it, then move on). This way you don't see the "warning" which came some time after.
2) You don't believe that 2nd post was in violation of any rules and was a valid post, especially given examples of other posters the very same day doing far worse (I called Rich short, JohnT says I'm one of the "biggest cowards on the board" and doesn't get as much as a warning).

mr.G
19-04-2005, 21:50:05
Asher, uhhhhh nothing