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Venom
19-04-2005, 14:10:33
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050419/D89I6I580.html

Monkeys on the SWAT team! Monkeys on the SWAT team!

Cruddy
19-04-2005, 14:12:49
They might have problems vetting those new SWAT team members.

Venom
19-04-2005, 14:53:56
But still. Monkeys. On the SWAT team. That could be awesome.

Funko
19-04-2005, 14:56:39
Ape news? Great site. What will Black Mesa SWAT guys think of next.

mr.G
19-04-2005, 15:06:17
Yaaaay I wanna be a SWAT team member,
we r all gay swats

King_Ghidra
19-04-2005, 15:09:41
:lol:

MDA
19-04-2005, 15:14:39
Even if the bullet doesn't penetrate the monkey's kevlar vest...

a three pound monkey is going to fly ass over teakettle across the room.


The concept rocks though. It would be even better if they could fly somehow... :cute:

Funko
19-04-2005, 15:15:34
Been watching Sinbad?

Rodgers
19-04-2005, 15:19:53
I remember a documentary about CIA stuff in the 60s - they spent millions on a programme to install surveillance devices inside a cat (60s technology! Poor cat...) which they then trained to climb onto the window sill of a particular building so they could listen in on what was being said inside.

The (fully equipped) cat got run over by a truck on its first attempt at crossing the road to it's destination.

Venom
19-04-2005, 15:34:16
Obviously these monkeys will have advanced technology.

MDA
19-04-2005, 15:43:32
Originally posted by Rodgers
I remember a documentary about CIA stuff in the 60s - they spent millions on a programme to install surveillance devices inside a cat (60s technology! Poor cat...) which they then trained to climb onto the window sill of a particular building so they could listen in on what was being said inside.

The (fully equipped) cat got run over by a truck on its first attempt at crossing the road to it's destination.

Please, won't someone think of the vacuum tubes?

Cruddy
19-04-2005, 15:44:36
No. They might spare a thought for the transistors though.

Venom
19-04-2005, 15:44:41
A monkey would swing through the trees and avoid cars.

Chris
19-04-2005, 15:57:00
But a monkey can be easily bribed with a banana.

Venom
19-04-2005, 16:06:36
Not if he already has one. NOT IF HE ALREADY HAS ONE!

Lurker
19-04-2005, 16:10:02
:lol:

Morons.

:lol:

LoD
19-04-2005, 16:26:46
Dressed in a [...] two-way radio,[...]


"EEEEK! OOOK! EEEK!"

"Copy that, over and out."

MDA
19-04-2005, 17:40:04
"The monkey on the ledge, I repeat, the monkey is on the ledge."

Venom
19-04-2005, 19:51:57
Dogs can sniff bombs, ergo monkeys can learn judo and take out suspects.

DevilsH@lo
19-04-2005, 19:53:59
shaolin monkeys?

Lurker
19-04-2005, 19:55:25
If we had Ninja monkeys, there'd be no crime.

Venom
19-04-2005, 20:03:05
Keanu Reeves learned judo.

DevilsH@lo
19-04-2005, 20:06:05
if he can do it, we could skip monkeys and go straight to lesser forms of plant life

Venom
19-04-2005, 20:09:52
But monkeys would give us the valuable opposable thumb. Plants don't have them. Well, at least most of them.

Chris
19-04-2005, 20:48:18
Kung Fu monkeys would be cool.

Darkstar
20-04-2005, 07:49:03
WHAT! DON'T ANY OF YOU SEE WHAT THAT LEADS TO?!?!?!

The monkeys will get free, and start their own shaolin/kung fu/ninja clans of monkeys that one day, overthrow us! Then, we will be seriously fucked. They'll only keep a small handful around to grow their crops, man! For the rest of us, it will be game over, man! Game over!

Venom
20-04-2005, 12:57:49
We could always control the kung fu monkeys with bionic alligators.

zmama
20-04-2005, 13:07:43
The rodeo monkeys can assist

Greg W
20-04-2005, 13:29:09
"Everybody laughs about it until they really start thinking about it,"No, I kept laughing even after I really thought about it. :lol:

Chris
20-04-2005, 20:23:08
We control the banaas, we control the Monkeys.

No shaolin mind tricks can save them.