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HelloKitty
18-04-2005, 22:33:10
My friends are back. (http://www.wigu.com)


The lonelyness leaves me for 20 seconds every weekday again!

Greg W
19-04-2005, 01:03:13
HK, you need to get your girlfriend back. Or buy some enormous dildo and a jar of vaso, then make yourself so sore that even the thought of sex turns you green. You're totally sex obsessed at the moment. Well, even more than normal anyway.

HelloKitty
19-04-2005, 01:04:25
Saturday is coming up.

Greg W
19-04-2005, 01:07:20
And your g/f comes back on saturday?

HelloKitty
19-04-2005, 01:08:12
Yes. About 9pm

Greg W
19-04-2005, 01:08:35
Thank god for that. :beer:

HelloKitty
19-04-2005, 01:09:43
Is all my posting getting in the way of you reading Mike's posts?

protein
19-04-2005, 01:10:20
:lol:

Greg W
19-04-2005, 01:14:57
No, just way too much sex. And now you've gone and made me link Mike and Sex. :vom:

HelloKitty
19-04-2005, 01:16:35
My thread about Tizzy and the pics of her in a sheep suit wern't enough?

Greg W
19-04-2005, 01:20:48
No, cos then I was mainly thinking of a woman in a sheep's outfit. I could keep Mike out of it, despite the obvious links.

HelloKitty
19-04-2005, 01:25:54
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/mensworld/Barbarella.jpg

Does this help?

Greg W
19-04-2005, 01:27:05
No. Should it?

Provost Harrison
19-04-2005, 01:33:55
Ewwww...

But hehe...

HelloKitty
19-04-2005, 01:39:03
Maybe Greg likes this one

http://img164.echo.cx/img164/4389/monkey9tt.jpg

Greg W
19-04-2005, 01:45:09
The budgie smugglers really make that shot.

protein
19-04-2005, 01:55:27
Originally posted by HelloKitty
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/mensworld/Barbarella.jpg

Does this help?

Jesus H Christ.

Greg W
19-04-2005, 02:00:08
I could be wrong, but I don't think it's Jesus.

HelloKitty
19-04-2005, 02:00:16
Originally posted by protein
Jesus H Christ.

No, chimperella.

MOBIUS
19-04-2005, 02:04:56
Female Ejaculation!

And there I was thinking it might be a myth:beer:

HelloKitty
19-04-2005, 02:07:47
It is not a myth. Rare, but not a myth. And no, I don't :(.

alsieboo
19-04-2005, 02:16:01
too much information, thanks

Greg W
19-04-2005, 02:21:46
WTMI

protein
19-04-2005, 02:23:08
I knew a girl that did. She was like a tap.

MOBIUS
19-04-2005, 02:26:05
I knew someone that seemed to too - definitely an experience...:)

JM^3
19-04-2005, 02:26:35
I know a girl who did also

she dated one of my freinds

he didn't like it..

JM
(I think it would be *interesting*, but being a virgin I think lots of things are *interesting*)

HelloKitty
19-04-2005, 05:25:37
OH! And a new one is up early!

STOP RAPE!

Asher
19-04-2005, 05:46:33
Only lesbians can ejaculate.

HelloKitty
19-04-2005, 09:23:42
Originally posted by Asher
Only lesbians can ejaculate.

They make pills to help guys like you asher. You too can ejaculate with the help of viagra.

Asher
19-04-2005, 16:05:46
Have you ever seen the Old Faithful Geyser?

Immortal Wombat
19-04-2005, 16:12:37
Every 94 minutes, at 96C? Must be fun in your office.

Funko
19-04-2005, 16:14:55
:lol:

Asher
19-04-2005, 16:23:38
Don't be hating 'cause you're jealous.

BigGameHunter
19-04-2005, 19:25:22
Plus the fact that a lot of old people in RV's and Japanese pull up to watch it kind of knocks the sex factor down a bit...

Oerdin
19-04-2005, 19:30:46
Originally posted by MOBIUS
Female Ejaculation!

And there I was thinking it might be a myth:beer:

Not according to seehersquirt.com. :gasmaske:

Oerdin
19-04-2005, 19:31:35
Originally posted by HelloKitty They make pills to help guys like you asher. You too can ejaculate with the help of viagra.

Isn't that supposed to be vigina?

HelloKitty
20-04-2005, 02:47:59
Originally posted by Oerdin
Not according to seehersquirt.com. :gasmaske:

The all male audience in the raincoats made me laugh.

Oerdin
20-04-2005, 04:46:42
You actually went there? I just googled female ejaculation and that site came up. I didn't actually go in it. :gasmaske:

JM^3
20-04-2005, 04:49:46
fap fap fap fap fap

KJ<

HelloKitty
20-04-2005, 05:07:28
Originally posted by Oerdin
You actually went there? I just googled female ejaculation and that site came up. I didn't actually go in it. :gasmaske:

Make it a hyperlinka nd I bet Nav starts getting paid ad revenue fromt hem.

HelloKitty
20-04-2005, 05:07:52
Originally posted by JM^3
fap fap fap fap fap

KJ<

That is the worst mispelling of your name yet!

Asher
20-04-2005, 05:25:39
He meant KY...

HelloKitty
20-04-2005, 06:01:28
Don't cover for his alcoholism and poor typing.