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DevilsH@lo
18-04-2005, 22:09:44
He only spent two hours on the phone to me tonight and then said he had to go coz he was hungry..... he's so selfish!!!

:cry:

Japher
18-04-2005, 22:10:15
he's a man

get use to it

DevilsH@lo
18-04-2005, 22:19:02
waaaahhhhhhhh!!!! :cry:

alsieboo
18-04-2005, 22:26:31
If he really loves you, he'll buy you more pairs of shoes

DevilsH@lo
18-04-2005, 22:27:53
no....he's just interested in feeding his greedy face.....never mind that he hasnt eaten all day.............what about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE????!

:cry:

HelloKitty
18-04-2005, 22:30:39
I bet by "hungry" he meant hungry for a french tart!

You should go home and catch him now!

alsieboo
18-04-2005, 22:33:10
HKs right, you never nkow what he might be up to

DevilsH@lo
18-04-2005, 22:34:00
he's in the block and I'm at home- if I catch him doing anything sexual it will be with a burly Flight Lieutenant and a bar of soap.

DevilsH@lo
18-04-2005, 22:34:45
actually he did mention pot noodles. The slag!

alsieboo
18-04-2005, 22:36:50
:o hehas the pot noodle horn!

HelloKitty
18-04-2005, 22:36:58
Maybe he is a burly french tart flight lieutenant.

DevilsH@lo
18-04-2005, 22:40:45
I don't think he likes the french anymore- firstly, they're furriners, secondly, they're French, thirdly, they are WEIRD!

HelloKitty
18-04-2005, 22:41:52
True, but he is a man, and they would let him put his pee pee in thier holes.

DevilsH@lo
18-04-2005, 22:49:04
I'd let him put his pee pee in my hole if he was ever fucking here!!

Maybe even the poohole if I was drunk

*snigger*

HelloKitty
18-04-2005, 22:50:10
I have 5$ USD that says he comes home with a bottle of bacardi 151 tonight.

HelloKitty
18-04-2005, 22:51:04
Originally posted by DevilsH@lo
I'd let him put his pee pee in my hole if he was ever fucking here!!

Maybe even the poohole if I was drunk

*snigger*

Better quote it for posterity.

DevilsH@lo
18-04-2005, 22:54:12
Originally posted by HelloKitty
I have 5$ USD that says he comes home with a bottle of bacardi 151 tonight.

He doesnt live at home in the week, thats why he's in the block. I like to think of it as a holding kennel

DevilsH@lo
18-04-2005, 22:54:48
Originally posted by HelloKitty
Better quote it for posterity.

posteriority complex?

HelloKitty
18-04-2005, 22:55:03
Well, say hello to a big bottle of booze when he comes home, and a bleeding anus!

DevilsH@lo
18-04-2005, 22:56:54
lol, haven't you heard of vaseline????

HelloKitty
18-04-2005, 22:58:23
Own goal. I know you can read my sig.

DevilsH@lo
18-04-2005, 23:00:26
oh yes, I see that now

a vaseline expert

Greg W
19-04-2005, 00:49:50
This thread would be sooooo much funnier if we didn't know SS had stolen DH's login. :D

Oerdin
19-04-2005, 02:31:43
Originally posted by DevilsH@lo
lol, haven't you heard of vaseline????

You are my kind of girl baby. :beer: