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Asher
17-04-2005, 20:55:36
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
"Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!

Cruddy
17-04-2005, 20:57:04
Nonsense rhyme is alive and well and living on the net.

I think it's good, but I doubt many understand most of it.

alsieboo
17-04-2005, 20:58:04
summary?

zmama
17-04-2005, 21:15:51
1990's...but a goodie

Martini
17-04-2005, 21:18:30
:lol: I liked that.

:lol: :lol:

God I really am easily amused.:nervous:

MOBIUS
18-04-2005, 01:23:53
If Andrew Motion had eaten one of his poems, would that have been poetry in motion?:cute:

MOBIUS
18-04-2005, 01:26:56
Also, when he went to the toilet afterwards, would that have been a poetry movement?

I should go now:nervous:

Provost Harrison
18-04-2005, 12:12:16
My favourite line from a poem is "Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough".

They never bothered dropping them on Grimsby, no one would be able to tell the difference :D