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Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:27:06
We were having a little shin-ding, just me and a few thousand of the board's AEs when suddenly, the Walrus AE stood up and shouted, 'There's no more steak sauce!'. A hush fell over the American AEs. No steack sauce? The horror!

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:28:21
'How can we eat our K Beast steaks then?' cried Ninja Hamster's Ghost AE.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:29:13
The British AEs just laughed.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:29:57
'Silly American AEs!' they snickered and laughed.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:30:28
Venom AE looked over at them.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:31:53
'Those smug bastards', he thought, as he gulped down another pitcher of Genuine American Horse Piss that the bartender claimed was Pat's Blue Ribbon.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:33:29
Grabbing the pitcher sitting in front of the Goob AE, Venom drank and drank.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:34:02
'There's got to be a way to make them pay.', he thought.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:34:52
Venom had noticed that MikeH and Resource Consumer had been having a drawing contest earlier with the preciouse Steak Sauce.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:35:22
'If they hadn't done that, I'd have plenty.', he thought.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:35:49
So Venom sat and drank, and drank and thought... and drank some more.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:36:30
'Look at those smug bastards!' he thought again, watching them eat their KBeast steaks with curry.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:37:25
'Ugh. Curry. Horrid stuff.' He thought, recalling his last trip to Englishland.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:38:17
'Those damn, smug bastards, always stuffing their face with curry!' He thought.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:38:41
A sudden flash went off in his brain.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:39:14
Venom grabbed the table, frightened and worried he was having a stroke.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:40:10
After a few minutes, he realized that the pain in his head was from having a new idea in it, and not a stroke, or alcohol induced coma setting in again.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:40:50
'What can we do?' gnashed the Chris AE.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:41:33
'How can we eat our KBeast Steak without our steak sauce?' grumbled the Walrus AE.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:43:04
'We could squeeze Darkstar's blood out.' said the HelloKitty AE, 'but it would be too watery and taste like pooh, I think' she continued.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:44:36
'We could send Ajli to the store.' said the Goob AE.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:45:04
'Don't be silly, man!' Answered Walrus.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:45:27
'He's still locked up at school!' Walrus continued.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:46:31
'We could try that mayonaise on it, I suppose' said The Lady Of Chicken AE.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:47:15
'WHAT? The French and Dutch AE seem to like it.' she answered defensively.

Chris
30-03-2002, 09:47:22
Your aware your 240 posts short, right?

Fistandantilus
30-03-2002, 09:47:27
Are you trying to reach the beast alone?

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:48:58
(Just having some fun, gang. Want to join in?)

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:49:35
'I know what to do.' said Venom.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:49:59
Everyone ignored him, as always.

Chris
30-03-2002, 09:50:19
It's kind of hard to post 240 times and say nothing, I'm not Venom or Mike, you know.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:50:28
'I know what we can do!' Venom said, louder.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:51:08
(No problems Chris. Just being a snot, like normal. ;) )

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:51:34
'Later Venom.' said Walrus.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:52:07
'We are discussing important adult matters now.' Walrus continued.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:52:43
Venom's anger continued to grow.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:53:47
'We could try cheese?' suggested Koshko.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:54:47
'There's noone here from Wisconson.' replied the OldWarrior42 AE.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:55:41
'Well... what are you fat assed lily white panzies going to do?' prodded HelloKitty.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:56:13
'We take their curry.' interjected Venom.

Chris
30-03-2002, 09:56:41
Taking the loss of FFZ kinda hard, ain't ya?

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:56:51
'That's disgusting, even for you Venom.' replied Walrus.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:57:42
'And not even HelloKitty could eat it.' replied Chris.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:58:18
'And Kitty will eat anything!' joked the Trippin' Daily AE.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:58:42
'No.' said Venom.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 09:59:30
'That's a good Venom.' said Walrus.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:00:12
'Now, go back to drinking your beer, and let us grown people figure out what to do.' continued Walrus.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:01:33
Not even the cold Genuine American Horse Piss and it's bitter after taste could calm down Venom.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:02:10
'Those idiots don't understand!' he thought.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:02:58
After listening to their plans for three pitchers, Venom couldn't stand it any longer.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:03:55
Venom jumped up to his feet... and feel over.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:04:56
Letting out a mighty burp, Venom grabbed a table leg, and worked his way to standing.

Chris
30-03-2002, 10:05:04
216 now, should only take you another 2 hours.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:06:49
(Well, just watching the Tornadoes blow by, so no biggie...)

Chris
30-03-2002, 10:08:55
Well, got my little one to sleep again, so back to bed for me.

Good luck with this, the most pointless quest I've seen in quite a bit.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:09:24
Venom got up on the table, just like his dear old mother had shown him, and started pissing on the American AE crowd.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:09:58
(Thanks Chris! Have a good night!)

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:11:57
When Venom was finished being friendly and giving everyone some Genuine American Venom Brewed Beer, he looked at the sopping wet crowd and said, 'I know what to do.'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:12:48
Shaking himself as dry as he could, the Keggerlord AE replied, 'Yeah, you rememberd to pull down your pants before you pissed... hurray.'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:13:39
'Go back to sleep Venom.' said Walrus, turning his back on Venom.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:15:06
Venom had had enough.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:15:46
Venom leapt onto Walrus, crushing Walrus under his immense beer belly.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:16:56
Grabbing what little of Walrus showed from the side of Venom's giant girth, Venom ripped Walrus's head from his body.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:17:35
Venom then shoved Walrus's head up Walrus's butt.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:18:09
'I know what to do!' yelled Venom.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:18:36
Looking over at the spectacle, Resource Consumer shook his head.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:19:07
'You should have never taught him that trick, Mikeh', he said.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:19:51
MikeH looked up, and saw Walrus standing up, pulling his head out of his behind.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:21:53
'Shaker showed Walrus how to get his head out of his arse.' replied Mikeh, going back to enjoying eating his KBeast steak, and talking about the great last double tandem game making goal.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:23:10
'Ok Venom.' said the Walrus AE, as he fit his head back onto his body.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:23:35
'What do you know?'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:25:01
'We take their curry and give it to the Ass Monkeys.'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:25:27
'And what good does that do?'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:25:52
'They be out of curry.'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:26:15
'So?'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:27:48
'They have no curry then.'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:28:15
'And?'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:29:33
Frustrated at their sheer stupidity, Venom ripped a few of their arms off, and started beating them with the bloody clubs.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:30:17
'They will want more!' Venom yelled, as he bashed everyone around him.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:31:13
'They offer to use their part of the body with us to go out and get more!' Venom screamed, particularly enjoying people with their own arms.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:31:52
The American AEs looked over at the British AEs.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:32:15
'Oh!'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:37:56
They looked back from their parts of the body, to the Brits parts of the body.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:38:40
If they and the Brits decided to go out and get some things... like curry and steak sauce... then everyone else had to go with them.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:39:21
Then they stared at Venom.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:39:57
'How did he come up with that?' they thought to themselves, and wondered.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:41:32
Setting that aside, they worked together... taking all the extra curry to the pet Ass Monkeys.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:42:58
Then they settled back, sipping their Genuine American Horse Piss and waited.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:43:39
They didn't have to wait for long.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:44:27
'Hey Shaker! Get me some curry while your up!' yelled MikeH.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:45:05
'Sod off, you Arse Monkey!' Yelled The Shaker.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:45:38
'Or apologise for what you said about Bury!' he continued.

Fistandantilus
30-03-2002, 10:47:22
You're only 8 posts away from the Cbeast....

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:47:37
'Alright, alright! I'm sorry. Now, bring some curry back for me too please.'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:48:49
As soon as Shaker's back was turned, MikeH told Resource Consumer, 'I'm sorry I know someone so stuck on such a pathetic club like Bury!'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:49:22
'There's no more curry!' yelled Shaker.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:50:54
'Hey, I was just making a joke.' Mike yelled back to Shaker.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:51:26
'I'm not. There's no more curry.' cried Shaker.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:52:17
'No more curry?' The comment rippled through the British AE.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:52:58
Each said it, one by one, through their number.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:53:27
(C Beast. :shoot: )

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:54:24
Finally, they all said at once... 'No more curry?'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:54:53
The American AEs smiled and snickered.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:55:32
'What shall we do?', the British AEs started asking one another.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:56:10
'We could... eat it raw?' asked the Bossman AE.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:56:49
Resource Consumer had to control his stomach. 'We are not French.' he replied.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:57:17
'With Chocolate?' asked the Tizzy AE.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:57:54
'Too sweet.' replied MikeH.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:58:53
'With Cheese?' asked Bossman.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 10:59:24
'We are not from Wisconson!' the rest answered.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:00:01
'Well, there's nothing for it then.' said Resource Consumer.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:00:28
'We will just have to go get some.' He finished.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:04:16
'Go out?' said Shaker, hoping Resource Consumer would tell him that he had heard wrong.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:04:42
Resource Consumer just nodded his head.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:05:26
Resource Consumer couldn't bring himself to say it again.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:06:40
It wasn't just the fact that Out There was big and scary that caused such dread (although Out There was indeed big and scary).

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:07:37
The other thing was... almost all the AEs had to agree to work together.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:08:09
(And we know how rare that happens, don't we folks? ;))

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:09:39
'Cannot we just order out?' asked the Snapcase AE.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:10:36
'Remember what happened the last time we tried that?' answered Resource Consumer.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:11:01
Everyone looked at Bossman.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:11:31
'What?' he said.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:11:57
'What?' he repeated, more loudly.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:12:51
'Hey, that really wasn't my fault!' he replied, defensively.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:13:19
'It was Roland's fault!' Bossman cried.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:13:42
'It really was!'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:14:13
The Americans continued to try and wait patiently.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:15:01
HelloKitty had rolled Ajli up into a small ball, and was tossing him quickly from hand to hand.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:16:09
Chris had distracted Darkstar into a trap with an IRC repeater that echoed back everything Darkstar said with a question mark.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:17:32
Walrus had many of the Americans distracted by asking them which set of large breast better fit on Milla.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:18:58
The Americans had figured out that if they let on that they knew the British wanted to have their help to go out and get some curry, they wouldn't ask the Americans for help.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:21:39
If it wasn't for the cutting edge large, large, large globes Walrus was flashing about so much, the Americans wouldn't have been able to stay quiet about their plan.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:22:51
Some of the British AE wandered across the spilt beer pond, to the American AE tables.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:23:55
After politely admiring the latest Texas sized silicone monsters being shown about by Walrus, they asked him if they couldn't private message him.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:25:03
Walrus told them, 'Of course!', and marvelled over Venom's plan working.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:26:04
Resource Consumer wrote down 'I noticed you are out of Steak Sauce. We are out of Curry. Let's go out and get more of both.'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:26:35
He handed the message to Walrus.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:29:12
MikeH wrote down, 'You want to see some real teats, then let's go out, shag some sheep, tip some cows, eat some curry, and come back and laugh at everyone else when we get back. Or we could just drink a lot, eat a lot of curry, and watch pretty women dance at the club, and come back tomorrow with a splitting hangover, and sleep for three days. How about it?'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:29:44
MikeH handed the message to Walrus.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:32:12
The Shaker wrote down 'Go Bury! Bury Forever!'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:32:36
The Shaker handed his message to Walrus.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:34:14
Walrus, distracted by the twin White Roses of Texas he'd been staring at, made a copy of the pictures for each of them of the Roses, and handed out the copies.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:35:18
Resource Consumer looked at what Walrus had given him, cleared his throat, and said, 'Thanks, but I think you should re-read my note.'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:37:12
Putting down the pictures, Walrus read the notes.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:37:50
'YIPPEE!' he screamed, jumping up and down.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:38:38
The Brits looked at each other, and shrugged, thinking 'Americans.'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:39:11
Realizing people were looking at him, Walrus sat down.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:40:17
'I just won free-cell.' Walrus said, trying to explain his happiness.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:41:40
The Brits looked at Walrus, looked at the American AEs, and decided from the way the Americans were glaring at him, he probably did.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:43:04
They knew that Americans couldn't stand the thought that someone might be better or smarter then themselves at something.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:44:01
'You won a free-cell game? So---' started saying Shaker.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:45:50
'Isn't that interview with the new Bury bench warmers coming on, Shaker?' Mike interrupted, before Shaker could get the Americans mad or whiny with his comments.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:46:31
'Oh yeah! Thanks Mike! Go Bury!' yelled Shaker, running back to the Brit's tables.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:48:34
Walrus wrote down 'Yes.', and handed it to Resource Consumer, giving him a big wink and shaking Resource Consumer's hand hard enough to make it go numb.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:50:22
Walrus then turned back to his American compatriots and held up a 40 foot big sign with the words 'YES!' on it.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:51:42
All the American AEs patted each other on the back, shook each others hands, and toasted Venom for coming up with his master plan.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:52:59
'So, you'll get your mad mob going?' asked Resource Consumer, watching to odd behaviour of the American AEs.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:54:01
'Touching Venom voluntarily? Maybe we can go without the curry.' thought Resource Consumer.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:54:48
'Yep. You get your people ready to go?' said Walrus.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:55:11
'Yes.'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:56:43
'Then we proceed, according to the standards set out in he Aredhran treaty of post 5,000,020,201,439,231,874,920,102,540,121?'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 11:57:08
'As always.'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:00:06
The British returned to their side of the Beer pond.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:00:53
The Americans rallied their mob of AE together.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:01:49
The British gathered together, comparing schedules and rubbers.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:02:34
The American Mob charged at the British mass.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:03:42
Just as the first American AEs crashed into the British, MikeH screamed 'Look out! TOURISTS!'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:04:35
A mad, scrambling mass of AEs crashed into each other...

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:05:16
The German AEs watched the mess, laughing.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:06:13
They occasionally pointed at a particularly painful looking crash, and shout... 'GAS MASKE!'

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:07:30
The mass of American and British AEs started merging into one large AE.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:08:42
The Australian AE looked up at that forming mass.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:09:49
'Ah, shit, not again.' said the chagarra AE.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:10:53
One by one, the Australian AEs were mysteriously drawn into the large mass.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:11:57
The last Australian AE, Alexander's Horse, grabbed Shining1, trying to find some anchor to fight joining the ever growing blob.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:12:29
'No you foolish horse!' screamed Shining1.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:13:01
'You'll take us with you!' he continued yelling.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:14:15
Alexander's Horse and Shining1 both began being dragged into the jiggling, burping, shivering mountain of merged AEs.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:15:12
'Why do you guys always drag us down with you?' asked Shining, just as he and the horse were swallowed into the large, large, blob.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:16:25
The German posters just pointed and laughed more.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:17:38
'Gasmaske!' they yelled.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:18:12
The blob started rolling around, crushing everything.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:18:44
The Germans pointed, and laughed.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:20:09
As the massive blob ball rolled over them, they would say 'Gasmaske?' and then disappear into the swirling blob.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:20:51
Rumble...

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:21:15
Boom...

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:21:38
...Rumble...

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:23:52
Some of the CounterGlow AEs tried to run...

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:24:22
Some of the CounterGlow AEs tried to hide...

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:24:47
Some of the CounterGlow AEs tried to Lurk...

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:25:11
But it was no use.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:26:07
It was too late.

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:26:12
Morning.

I see your still at this, about 40 posts to go!

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:26:42
The massive blob ball overtook those that ran...

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:27:22
The massive blob rolled over those that hid...

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:27:55
It swept up all those that lurked...

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:28:52
One and all, from Management to MattM and even a few passing first time guests...

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:29:34
All were swept up into the mass.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:30:13
(Morning Chris! If you are going to do something... do it. If you know what I mean. ;))

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:34:27
I can get it over the K mark, only about 40 to go.

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:35:40
In fact, this is the 200 post here.

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:36:15
So that's the rarest of the rare, a 2 Cbeast.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:36:19
It sure is. Your CBeast (#200).

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:36:56
To which Mike replied: We aern't keeping count.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:37:23
Except for Sinking Threads, Blah Threads, and Word Association threads.

FFZ's Word Association is very close to 3200 posts in that one thread.

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:38:00
To which Venom said: Your band is gay, Mike.

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:38:27
Mike: Shut UP!

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:38:31
Claim em. If 33.333 is a Beast, so are 100 posts.

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:38:58
Vincet: All bands are gay.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:39:29
Ajli: LOL!

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:39:32
Roland: Jawhol

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:40:12
Venom: Damn it, German in this thread!

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:40:22
Sir Penguin: Gasmaske!

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:40:41
walrus: Are all not German?

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:40:55
So the Mass said, as it took it's final form...

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:41:13
Mike: I'm certainly not German.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:41:26
(30 to go... watch for snipers, Chris...)

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:41:52
MattHiggs: I will copy your whole Forum for my site.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:41:58
Herman: I'm not Herman!

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:42:23
Chris: Sniping is for lesser men.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:42:36
The final form reveals itself to be... THE STAY PUFF MARSHALL MAN!

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:43:17
HARDMAN: Only Gay TwaTZ care AboUt K hunts.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:43:22
All: Lets get some Steak Sauce!

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:43:54
walrus: It's all Bossman's fault.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:43:58
The Stay Puff Marshall man swallows up the little Hardman...

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:44:29
Venom: It's allway's Bossman's fault.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:44:39
...It springs and grows into... HARDMAN 2000.

Fistandantilus
30-03-2002, 12:44:44
hehe the beast is approaching... prepare your sniper rifle guys!

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:45:08
Mike: You are so original Venom.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:45:14
Steak Sauce, and Curry...

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:45:49
Red: some one keeps sending me twat messages!

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:46:12
...i will put that on ur mommy and do her with my foot...

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:46:29
Drekkus: There are no mistakes, just happy accidents

Fistandantilus
30-03-2002, 12:46:31
The sharpshooters are ready, this beast is doomed!

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:47:06
Vincent: I never have accidents.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:47:09
...cause shez 2 hory 2 use my dick. i am HARDMAN 2000.

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:47:41
Venom: Sharpshooters are gay.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:48:03
u r all gay twats!

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:48:13
AnnC: I am monitoring you.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:48:25
A K Beast charges...

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:48:44
Ming: I am a Bastard.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:48:56
hardmen remember...

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:49:16
Chris: Bastard.

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:49:20
beware the flood control!

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:49:43
:shoot:

Fistandantilus
30-03-2002, 12:49:49
FIRE!!!

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:49:50
Vincent: Blah blah blah

Darkstar
30-03-2002, 12:50:05
You BASTARDS!

Chris
30-03-2002, 12:50:24
Snappy: I like bad music.

Fistandantilus
30-03-2002, 12:50:49
MUHAHAHAHAHA!