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Martini
16-04-2005, 18:00:45
Some stupid twat has been whistling 'Jingle Bells' for the past 18 minutes. And whoever she is, she's totally tone deaf.

I need thicker walls.

Lazarus and the Gimp
16-04-2005, 20:07:19
It could be a festive ghost, that will soon terrify you with poltergeist-type stuff.

Provost Harrison
16-04-2005, 20:10:09
Actually I haven't been able to get "Merry Christmas (War Is Over)" all last week, mainly because there was an event going on at work called 'This Is Dartford' so all by brain would do is play this song except substitute 'Christmas' for 'Dartford'. That's the cost of being a genius :D

alsieboo
16-04-2005, 20:14:18
I lvoe christmas

Provost Harrison
16-04-2005, 20:15:24
I htae christmas myself :p

alsieboo
16-04-2005, 20:16:26
scrooge :P

Christoph
16-04-2005, 20:52:45
Jingle bells, batman smells, robin layed an egg.

I just made that up, honest.

Diss
16-04-2005, 22:29:11
Originally posted by Martini
Some stupid twat has been whistling 'Jingle Bells' for the past 18 minutes. And whoever she is, she's totally tone deaf.

I need thicker walls.

yes you do need thicker walls if you can hear whistling.

Although you could make a bunch of sex noises to get back at her.

mr.G
16-04-2005, 22:45:04
dooooooooooooooo
di
dooooooooooooooo

nice lyrics christoph, so robin layed an egg eeeeeeej

Cruddy
16-04-2005, 23:30:59
Originally posted by Diss
yes you do need thicker walls if you can hear whistling.

Or alternatively, a new set of neigbours.

Originally posted by Diss

Although you could make a bunch of sex noises to get back at her.

Or play loud music back. Or just pop next door and ask them why they're whistling Jingle Bells.

Martini
16-04-2005, 23:41:02
Ok I have solved the problem of the mystery whistler. Turns out it was some stoned retard sitting in the corridor banging his head against the wall. For fucks sake, all the rooms along here are *girls* so I have no idea where he came from.

Or why he was sat there on his own with no one telling him to piss off.

He looked genuinely surprised when I asked him what the fuck his problem was, couldn't he at least whistle something more seasonal etc. Then giggled inanely til i kicked him. He evntually moved on.

Makes me wonder though...how the hell are people like this actually doing degrees??? And people say *I'm* the drop out...

Cruddy
16-04-2005, 23:53:57
There you go. You just boosted your self-esteem for the cost of a few minutes. :)

Many people go to uni to escape from reality. Or at least have a holiday from it. They sure as shit don't go to study.

Provost Harrison
17-04-2005, 00:04:51
Yeah, that figures...