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protein
16-04-2005, 00:04:15
SODDING FUCKING CAT HAS PISSED IN MY STUDIO AND I HAVE A HEAVY METAL BAND IN IN THE MORNING!!!

GRRRRRR!

Cruddy
16-04-2005, 00:05:38
Oh, I thought it was another bestiality thread.

Well, if he can't get out or find a pot plant or litter tray, what do you expect?

(I'm assuming he hasn't got one. If he has, I'm sorry, it's clearly out of spite and you need to get in tune with your cat).

protein
16-04-2005, 00:13:30
I'm cutting his fucking balls off next month.

He's gone too far this time.

Cruddy
16-04-2005, 00:27:09
Well, that's one way to get in touch with him.

MRT144
16-04-2005, 00:32:48
you run a studio?

Cruddy
16-04-2005, 00:56:14
Not anymore, no.

Provost Harrison
16-04-2005, 01:02:30
Let me introduce you to the concept of a mop and bucket!

Cruddy
16-04-2005, 01:10:02
Tha'ts BRILLIANT PH - I would never have thought of that. I'd have used a biotech graduate instead.

protein
16-04-2005, 01:24:27
Mop and bucket all over the knobs and flashing lights. Good idea.

My Dettol Neutra-Air seems to be masking the smell a little.

Cruddy
16-04-2005, 01:54:49
Originally posted by protein
My Dettol Neutra-Air seems to be masking the smell a little.

Huh, not a hardcore metal band if their smell is masked by that wimpy stuff.

Couldn't you just claimed you dropped your stash of whizz?

MRT144
16-04-2005, 06:27:57
dude, i wish i could work at a studio.i have a lot of exerpieve recording and shit.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
16-04-2005, 07:07:35
protein, I don't know how helpful this is considering it's on the electronic equipment, but diluted vinegar help neutralize the smell. Course, then it smells like vinegar for a while, but that dissipates, and you can't smell the cat smell afterwards. A spray bottle that does a fine mist might work. Either that or a damp (not soaking wet) cloth and a wipe down could do the trick.

Though if it got INTO the equipment, you might have to take it apart... doesn't sound fun.

Koshko
16-04-2005, 07:30:07
They are a Heavy Metal band. They'd probably dig the smell.

mr.G
16-04-2005, 08:47:25
hehehehehe Protein....... I think catpiss has a bit of a bad smell, don't you?

Provost Harrison
16-04-2005, 11:33:41
Originally posted by protein
Mop and bucket all over the knobs and flashing lights. Good idea.

My Dettol Neutra-Air seems to be masking the smell a little.

You didn't say where in the studio :p

protein
16-04-2005, 11:37:52
Actually, either the smell has gone or I'm used to it.

The cat is saying still goodbye to his nuts. Hopefully it will stop him terrorising all the other cats in the hood.

Provost Harrison
16-04-2005, 11:49:23
Just tie some twine around the top of the sac really tight, eventually they will just drop off...much cheaper :beer:

The Shaker
16-04-2005, 12:18:58
Originally posted by protein
Actually, either the smell has gone or I'm used to it.

The cat is saying still goodbye to his nuts. Hopefully it will stop him terrorising all the other cats in the hood.

No doubt when the band has left they'll be saying
' he's a great guy, but he stinks of piss'

Spartak
16-04-2005, 12:45:23
HARR HARR

Lefty Scaevola
16-04-2005, 14:45:42
Originally posted by protein
CAT HAS PISSED IN MY STUDIO AND I HAVE A HEAVY METAL BAND IN IN THE MORNING Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone, including the cat, is a critic.

Oerdin
16-04-2005, 14:47:38
The cat needs to learn its lesson. You should spray mace directly into its eyes every time it sprays your belongings.

Lazarus and the Gimp
16-04-2005, 15:37:49
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Just tie some twine around the top of the sac really tight, eventually they will just drop off...much cheaper :beer:

The savings there would surely be offset by the cost of getting yourself stitched up and your eyeballs repaired.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
16-04-2005, 17:32:53
:lol:

Provost Harrison
16-04-2005, 18:00:45
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
The savings there would surely be offset by the cost of getting yourself stitched up and your eyeballs repaired.

Now there is a consideration I never made ;)

Funko
18-04-2005, 09:31:33
Tell them you couldn't get any bat blood so they'll have to make do with cat piss.