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Funko
15-04-2005, 14:02:54
FACT me 'till I fart:

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

mr.G
15-04-2005, 14:04:47
Vin Diesel controls the tides. - FACT

Drekkus
15-04-2005, 14:05:28
Vin Diesel once impregnated me with a stare, then caused me to give birth to a fully grown baby afterwards just by winking at me, then turned the baby into a fully grown man and gave him superpowers just by shaking my hand. This man is better known as Brian Blessed.

mr.G
15-04-2005, 14:07:19
Brian look a bit like MoSe

Greg W
15-04-2005, 14:07:28
Vin Diesel woke up one morning 5000ish years ago and decided to sculpt the pyrimaids because cleopatra was being a bitch.

mr.G
15-04-2005, 14:09:55
Vin Diesel's first acting role was as Mr. Ed, who originally was a serpent who solved crimes. Mid-season rewrites changed his character to a talking horse.

MattHiggs
15-04-2005, 14:14:24
Vin Diesel is a gay twat.

protein
15-04-2005, 14:16:59
Vin Diesel's willpower is solid matter with a melting point equal to the temperature at the center of the sun. Portions of his willpower has been sold to several solar systems with dying suns, so that the extraterrestrial beings living there could start over "and make a proper go of it this time." The proceeds from these sales were used to build Vin a fortress of solitude in the ice caps at the north pole, where he now goes to practice speed-eating railroad spikes.

King_Ghidra
15-04-2005, 14:17:03
Vin Diesel ended World War II by calling Hitler in his bunker and demanding that he kill himself.

Venom
15-04-2005, 14:18:30
Vin Diesel being gay. That's a fact.

MoSe
15-04-2005, 14:22:58
Originally posted by mr.G
Brian look a bit like MoSe
thanks, I'm not that charming

mr.G
15-04-2005, 14:29:21
yes you R you silly you

Drekkus
15-04-2005, 14:36:33
Vin Diesel only buys products that were tested on animals.

Funko
15-04-2005, 14:37:33
Vin Diesel is a famed yachtsman and privateer. What queen does he report to? The Sea.

alsieboo
15-04-2005, 18:35:11
I love Vin Diesel

Christoph
15-04-2005, 19:13:35
Vin Diesel invented the internet while trying to steal cable TV.

:lol:

Cruddy
15-04-2005, 19:19:46
Vin Diesel's name seems confusing but is straightforward: he makes wine out of diesel fuel and crushed oil filters. The result is the most poisonous substance known to man, and only he can drink it safely

fp
16-04-2005, 12:17:52
Vin Diesel once sneezed so hard a nearby building exploded. Upon seeing the explosion, Vin Diesel flew around the world counterclockwise fast enough to reverse time. After he had reversed time for 10 minutes, He went back to the building and went inside. He then punched Stalin in the face. Thus, Communism fell.

Provost Harrison
16-04-2005, 12:45:27
"If Man is 5, then The Devil is 6. And if The Devil is 6, then God is 7. And if God is 7, then Vin Diesel is 11."

I don't remember those being the original lyrics, but it could work :cute:

Funko
18-04-2005, 09:32:43
You can determine Vin Diesel's age by chopping off his leg and counting the rings.

Spartak
18-04-2005, 09:35:29
Vin Diesel is the only person who can simultaneously master both the dark and light sides of the Force.

mr.G
18-04-2005, 09:53:26
Vin Diesel's tears can burn through steel.

Chris
18-04-2005, 11:40:01
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, Vin Diesel once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.

Venom
18-04-2005, 13:08:36
The Soccernet commentary guy for the ManU-Newcastle game said FACT ME HARD in that commentary.

Funko
18-04-2005, 13:34:01
:lol:

DevilsH@lo
18-04-2005, 13:49:47
Vin Diesel once scaled Mt Everest using only his half-erect penis and a coat hanger

:lol:

HelloKitty
18-04-2005, 22:16:35
I believe this one

Vin Diesel's kidney stones made up the members of "Wham!"