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Oerdin
15-04-2005, 06:01:39
All this poly drama about porn shoots, who gave who VD, three somes with porn producers, and accussations of infidelity have made me realize I have a quiet & boring life. I actually think that is a good thing.

Asher
15-04-2005, 06:20:37
No, it's exactly why twats like you overreacted to the news.

I know of a few people recently who went through far worse shit than Dacia and are absolutely fine for it.

For starters is a boy named Rob. 19 years old, grew up fuckin' rich as a member of the family that made Oldsmobile (forget the family name right now), was in first year university. Dad died last year. Came out to his mom not 6 months later, who shrieked at him at the top of her lungs about how he was disowned, how he was a disgrace to the family name, how she never wanted to see him again, how embarrassed she was, and to get the fuck out. She threw his shit on the lawn (literally).

His trust accounts (to be available at 21) were taken from him, stopped paying for university (sound familiar?), no roof over his head, no job. He moved in with his best friend at the time, Scott.

Not a month later he and Scott had a huge, huge falling out over Scott being a pathological liar. When he's feeling depressed and vulnerable he meets up with a guy named Greg and they start going out.

Greg convinces Rob to use the last of Rob's savings to go to Vancouver for a "fresh start". They go there, 2 weeks after they arrive Greg dumps Rob.

Rob was on the other side of the country from anyone he really knows, disowned from his family, lacking his friend since elementary school, and flat broke.

A bunch of his friends here in Toronto pooled money and bought him a flight home, let him crash at their places for a bit (sorta rotating), and helped him get on his feet again.

He's going to the UofT again starting in the summer on student loans.

It sounds like a fucking terrible drama movie or something.

Point is, this whole Dacia thing is bullshit. They'll all get over it, if it is true at all. Her life is far from ruined.

Diss
15-04-2005, 07:28:51
Originally posted by Oerdin
All this poly drama about porn shoots, who gave who VD, three somes with porn producers, and accussations of infidelity have made me realize I have a quiet & boring life. I actually think that is a good thing.

all you have to do is create a DL (or AE here), and you can have all the fun everyone else is having.

Oerdin
15-04-2005, 07:32:11
Originally posted by Asher
No, it's exactly why twats like you overreacted to the news.

I over reacted did I? Please show me where I said her life is over or that it was ruined. I recall telling MRT he was being childish and to get over it but not anything which I would call over reacting. You are confusing me with a few of the other people in that thread.

Diss
15-04-2005, 07:40:35
yeah, I'm the one who said her life is over. She's going to become a Vegas whore because of MRT. :lol:

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
15-04-2005, 11:58:37
Asher's Rob story doesn't sound all that bad. He's got friends looking out for him, and now his riches are taken away, he's in much the same position as the rest of the industrialised world. Sucks that his family dumped him though. So you're right, when you say he'll be fine.

What sucks is the story of my recently ex-manager at work. She moved out of her old management position (where she was in charge of my coworker and I) to a new higher stress job she may not have been suited for. Another coworker was recently diagnosed with cancer, so this scared my ex-boss into giving up smoking.

She was ill with the flu or something last week and took a day off on Friday. Over the weekend, she had a stroke and ended up in the hospital. She's 40.

I went to see her yesterday. She's recovering well, but she's still got a huge way to go.



These are the things that truly fuck you up, not some penny ante drama you get yourself into through your own ignorance and stupidity like that MRT crap.

King_Ghidra
15-04-2005, 12:02:08
i've definitely got a story that tops all of this, man it's so bad, i'm just gonna go think it up

MoSe
15-04-2005, 12:02:44
I'd feel almost compelled to make a "I have a boning life" copycat, but then I wouldn't know what'd that actually mean.... :cute:

Funko
15-04-2005, 12:06:57
I had a friend who had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before he went to bed, he had to eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay the mill owner for permission to go to work, and when he got home, his Dad would kill him, and dance about on his grave singing "Hallelujah."

protein
15-04-2005, 12:13:27
Right, there was this fat drummer called Rob and he woke up this morning really, thirsty, not just thirsty but really thirsty. His eyes were all dry and his breath stank and he had to have a pint of tea so he put his teabags and sweetner in his pint mug, boiled the water, poured it in, savoured the aroma, opened the fridge and guess what...

no milk.

You just think about that and your comfortable papmered lives for a moment.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
15-04-2005, 12:13:30
Hey! My story is true! It's 4AM and I'm depressed, dammit. My wife just left for Nebraska and I'm stuck with all the kids. :cry:

mr.G
15-04-2005, 12:16:40
Originally posted by protein
Right, there was this fat drummer called Rob and he woke up this morning really, thirsty, not just thirsty but really thirsty. His eyes were all dry and his breath stank and he had to have a pint of tea so he put his teabags and sweetner in his pint mug, boiled the water, poured it in, savoured the aroma, opened the fridge and guess what...

no milk.

You just think about that and your comfortable papmered lives for a moment. please tell us the Rob vs hairdresser story again, that was awful.

Tizzy
15-04-2005, 12:18:59
http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=24593

protein
15-04-2005, 12:19:11
I could tell you the one about the fat drummer with a mild headache and slightly sore arms but you guys would think I'd made it up.

protein
15-04-2005, 12:20:01
I did look like an absolute cunt when I came out of that salon.

Funko
15-04-2005, 12:30:09
And when you went in?

ARF!

King_Ghidra
15-04-2005, 12:59:57
:lol:

protein
15-04-2005, 13:03:40
Nah, I just looked like a complete cunt when I went in.

mr.G
15-04-2005, 13:04:57
I like cunts...... really i think they look nice.

King_Ghidra
15-04-2005, 13:07:24
but incomplete somehow eh

i think someone said, 'whenever i see an o i want to put something in it'

protein
15-04-2005, 13:07:42
http://www.kebab.lt/images/donner_k.jpg

Greg W
15-04-2005, 13:08:56
:hmm:

King_Ghidra
15-04-2005, 13:10:01
our new poster novocane once made a comparison to a steak and kidney pie i believe

protein
15-04-2005, 13:11:10
lovely. :lol:

Greg W
15-04-2005, 13:14:26
http://www.lakecompounce.com/newsite/graphics/Taco.jpg

Cruddy
15-04-2005, 19:12:15
Originally posted by Oerdin
All this poly drama about porn shoots, who gave who VD, three somes with porn producers, and accussations of infidelity have made me realize I have a quiet & boring life. I actually think that is a good thing.

Usually I think my life is boring 5 minutes before the shit hits the fan and I'm in a crisis again.

I really enjoy those 5 minutes, I tell you.

Japher
15-04-2005, 19:59:57
Ah... they just locked MRTs thread, 36 short of 500.

Oerdin, if your life is so boring go back to Iraq.

Japher
15-04-2005, 20:00:18
Ming is poopyhead!

Cruddy
15-04-2005, 20:11:21
Originally posted by Japher
Ah... they just locked MRTs thread, 36 short of 500.

Oerdin, if your life is so boring go back to Iraq.

I don't see why the Iraqis would let him back in, even if he wanted to.

Oerdin
16-04-2005, 14:28:42
My mother had a rare type of blood cancer which no one knew she had until it caused her to have a stroke. The cancer made her blood thick and the blood would try to clot around the cancer cells. The blood clots would break off and one caused her to have a devostating stroke. She never regained use of her left arm below the elbow.

Eventually the cancer killed her.

Martini
16-04-2005, 18:09:40
I don't have crutches anymore.

People don't give up their seats on the bus for me anymore.

I personally find this extremely tragic.

MRT144
16-04-2005, 18:29:20
Originally posted by Asher
No, it's exactly why twats like you overreacted to the news.


that isnt mutually exclusive to having a boring life himself.

Provost Harrison
16-04-2005, 18:31:21
I've just spilt some coffee down my front...pity me...

protein
16-04-2005, 18:45:21
I've eaten so much thai red curry duck that my tummy hurts a little.

Provost Harrison
16-04-2005, 18:51:12
Bastard, you should have saved some for me :p

Oerdin
16-04-2005, 20:10:21
Should have asked him to PM it.

Spartak
16-04-2005, 20:12:06
Yeah. You still want to strick to the subject of this thread?

Oerdin
16-04-2005, 20:13:32
Over all still boring but with an odd night of unboringness.

Spartak
16-04-2005, 20:21:28
:lol:

Provost Harrison
16-04-2005, 20:23:36
Perhaps you could liven it up with some spelling lessons? :cute:

protein
16-04-2005, 20:27:45
I just had some m&s banoffee pie and it was delicious.

erm.

then my leg fell off.

Oerdin
16-04-2005, 20:45:24
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Perhaps you could liven it up with some spelling lessons? :cute:

Yeah, I could use one of those too. I really should start proof reading my posts.

Greg W
16-04-2005, 21:51:43
Originally posted by Martini
I don't have crutches anymore.

People don't give up their seats on the bus for me anymore.

I personally find this extremely tragic. :beer:

Darkstar
18-04-2005, 12:33:36
Whenever I think of how boring my life has become, I feel happy and thank heaven for it. Boring is much better then not!