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Diss
14-04-2005, 22:37:11
It's annoying having to adjust myself all the time. I think it might be easier being a woman.

How much does a sex change operation cost?

Cruddy
14-04-2005, 22:40:26
Well, I'll do it for a five bob and a bottle of tequila.

Japher
14-04-2005, 22:43:03
It's time like this that I wish I never came here.

Venom
14-04-2005, 22:44:29
2 bob and a bottle of Mad Dog.

Diss
14-04-2005, 22:47:41
Originally posted by Japher
It's time like this that I wish I never came here.

perhaps because you secretly want to be a woman.

Cruddy
14-04-2005, 22:48:27
You'll NEVER knock out the suc... I mean patient with a bottle of Mad Dog.

Don't drink it all Diss, I'll need some to cauterise the wounds.

I suppose a bit to sterilise... nah, no point.

Immortal Wombat
14-04-2005, 22:48:38
This thread should be stickied.

Japher
14-04-2005, 22:51:27
perhaps because you secretly want to be a woman.

Heck, if I wanted to be a woman I'd tell you all, because I feel I can say anything here. Unfortunately, I don't want to be a woman. While one's balls may get in the way, boobs might by just as big of a pain... though just as much fun to play with!

Cruddy
14-04-2005, 22:56:38
At least you haven't got mumps Diss.

Then your balls really WOULD get in the way.

Christoph
14-04-2005, 23:08:36
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
This thread should be stickied.

With jizz

Immortal Wombat
14-04-2005, 23:23:14
100-0

Diss
15-04-2005, 03:30:47
hmm, a lot to think about. I would imagine having large breasts would get in the way alot.

But you don't have to worry about breasts when crossing your legs.

Japher
15-04-2005, 03:53:52
cross your arms with tits as large as I would have

Oerdin
15-04-2005, 04:12:09
"Mad Dog 20/20"s used to be the bomb ass drink but in retrospect it's absolute swill. I chalk it up to youthful stupidity.

Venom
15-04-2005, 04:14:40
Oh it's swill. Delicious swill.

Cruddy
15-04-2005, 05:16:22
Originally posted by Venom
Oh it's swill. Delicious swill.

:vomit:

Sir Penguin
15-04-2005, 05:21:32
Originally posted by Japher
cross your arms with tits as large as I would have You'd have to have huge, dangly tits for them to get in the way of crossing your arms. My MP3 player gets in the way of me crossing my arms, and it hangs down a few inches above my belly button.

SP

Gary
15-04-2005, 08:43:05
Yeah, just get the lower half done, or you'll be swopping one problem for another.

Meanwhile channel 5 is showing cosmetic surgery, late night. You may not be able to tune in, but if you can, I see they're showing a male, who's already has the op to emulate female, having their hole prettied up tonight. Might give you a hint of what goes on.

Diss
15-04-2005, 09:33:08
actually I like my penis. But would a penis without balls look kind of funny?

Can you get a hardon when you have no balls? These are important questions that are not addressed by the mainstream media and medical community.

some guys like women to play with their balls and shit. But I've never considered them to be particularly erotic in any way, shape, or form.

Tizzy
15-04-2005, 09:33:14
Originally posted by Diss
hmm, a lot to think about. I would imagine having large breasts would get in the way alot.

But you don't have to worry about breasts when crossing your legs.

They get in the way plenty of other ways though.

MoSe
15-04-2005, 10:18:31
yeah, they constantly bump in every male passerby's stare

Greg W
15-04-2005, 12:32:57
I hate it when they do that...

Drekkus
15-04-2005, 12:44:21
"My balls get in the way"

Sounds like a great song written by Laz and performed by SP.

Greg W
15-04-2005, 12:50:59
As long as they didn't brush the other guy's balls...

Lazarus and the Gimp
15-04-2005, 16:59:00
Originally posted by Drekkus
"My balls get in the way"

Sounds like a great song written by Laz and performed by SP.

You bastard. The moment I read that, the lyrics started to form in my head.

Lazarus and the Gimp
15-04-2005, 17:00:59
Originally posted by Diss

Can you get a hardon when you have no balls?

Apparently some people can. Some of the great Castrati singers were very popular with the ladies.

Japher
15-04-2005, 17:58:07
The just iced it up till it was "hard"

castrati were also very, very rich... and they got the ladies? I wonder why...;)

Cruddy
15-04-2005, 19:03:27
Some of them were very popular with the gay community too...

... which suggests that you do.

Also heard a case of a paedophile who got castrated voluntarily.

He didn't volunteer because he wanted to stop buggering children - he volunteered to stop leaving DNA evidence.

Stll got caught though. Thankfully.

Sir Penguin
15-04-2005, 22:48:56
Originally posted by Diss
Can you get a hardon when you have no balls? These are important questions that are not addressed by the mainstream media and medical community.
You know, you could ask a doctor. :)

SP

Diss
15-04-2005, 23:29:06
Originally posted by Sir Penguin
You know, you could ask a doctor. :)

SP

the doctor would probably look at me strangely if I asked them that.

I could always say my friend has this problem... but they always see through that.

Sir Penguin
16-04-2005, 00:34:48
Oh, grow a pair.

SP

protein
16-04-2005, 01:29:51
hmm. I bet there's a doctors forum you could ask on.

ask under the name H. Ardman and be sure to post the results here.