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milan
29-03-2002, 22:08:23
www.vicevi.co.yu

There are some great jokes here, but unfortunately none of you will be able to understand them.

Here are two examples:

What's the similarity between a walnut, baby and jsorense?
-they all make a crunching sound when they get hit by a hammer.

or

how would jsorense count to 100 if he was born in Hiroshima?
-on fingers!

:bouncmsk:

MattHiggs
29-03-2002, 22:43:32
They're are about as funny as Civ III.

Sean
29-03-2002, 22:50:26
Yes, they are are.

milan
31-03-2002, 17:38:55
ok, as i see everybody is extatic about these jokes, i'll add one more:

What did the psychotic pedofile do after he raped a mute little girl?
- he cut off her arms so that she can't tell mummy what happened.

Resource Consumer
31-03-2002, 17:45:48
Hi Milan!:D

Your jokes sure haven't improved.:D:D

milan
31-03-2002, 17:50:44
i love you too man. :coolgrin: but i'll bugger off now. i have a practical for tommorow and these beers here ain't helpin. or maybe they are? Don't know, don't know. See you around.

darlinkell
31-03-2002, 19:18:42
i thought i was gonna laugh, then changed my mind.. couldnt find anything funny in the jokes at all

Chris
31-03-2002, 22:42:19
I laugh at him, not with him.

Lazarus and the Gimp
31-03-2002, 22:55:53
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Lazarus and the Gimp
31-03-2002, 23:08:38
www.plif.com