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Funko
14-04-2005, 10:25:29
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/4439259.stm

Tizzy
14-04-2005, 10:30:56
Obviously we were all too scared at the thought of Venom breeding to post about it.

Drekkus
14-04-2005, 11:06:17
In Virtual Fertilisation at it's best.

Venom
14-04-2005, 13:17:38
Not mine. I gave that shit up awhile. Worse that crystal meth for you.

Lurker
14-04-2005, 14:37:22
What, sex?

Drekkus
14-04-2005, 14:38:38
chrystal meth for me?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
14-04-2005, 14:41:32
Venom = "dancer Kevin Federline"?

Lurker
14-04-2005, 14:57:15
The pink shirt and the kilt were just a prelude to a pink tutu.

Venom
14-04-2005, 15:13:56
I've got moves. Bitches.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
14-04-2005, 15:24:31
Pink moves on KG, maybe.

MDA
14-04-2005, 15:26:55
Pop star Britney Spears has confirmed she is pregnant with her first child, following weeks of intense masturbation.

MoSe
14-04-2005, 15:27:50
"impending" as the Sword of Damocles (http://ancienthistory.about.com/library/bl/bl_damocles.htm)?

Venom
14-04-2005, 16:09:18
This child may be the anti-christ.

Drekkus
14-04-2005, 16:16:53
It will be called Damien.

Venom
14-04-2005, 16:18:25
Also, :lol: for MoSe and his link to the sword of damocles. First class self PH'd.

Drekkus
14-04-2005, 16:36:11
Quamquam hic quidem tyrannus ipse iudicavit, quam esset beatus. Nam cum quidam ex eius adsentatoribus, Damocles, commemoraret in sermone copias eius, opes, maiestatem dominatus, rerum abundantiam, magnificentiam aedium regiarum negaretque umquam beatiorem quemquam fuisse, 'Visne igitur' inquit, 'o Damocle, quoniam te haec vita delectat, ipse eam degustare et fortunam experiri meam?' Cum se ille cupere dixisset, conlocari iussit hominem in aureo lecto strato pulcherrimo textili stragulo, magnificis operibus picto, abacosque compluris ornavit argento auroque caelato. Tum ad mensam eximia forma pueros delectos iussit consistere eosque nutum illius intuentis diligenter ministrare.
There's a bit of cum in there. Latin gets you pregnant.

HelloKitty
14-04-2005, 18:29:37
Originally posted by Venom
This child may be the anti-christ.

Well I assume she is still going to lie and say she is a virgin.

JM^3
14-04-2005, 18:35:41
I thuoght this was about venom being pregnant...

JM

Oerdin
14-04-2005, 18:41:14
He only looks pregnant.

JM^3
14-04-2005, 18:45:17
depending on how the thread was going that was going to be my comment..

JM

Oerdin
14-04-2005, 18:48:36
Well you did set it up perfectly.

Venom
14-04-2005, 21:34:54
You two should just combine all your posts. Less shit for the rest of us to wade through.

Chris
15-04-2005, 00:42:37
Yes...yes they should.