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protein
10-04-2005, 02:57:58
sorry. I'm drunk.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
10-04-2005, 03:10:11
That works as an answer to both the question of the thread, and the reason you posted it. Very efficient of you!

Greg W
10-04-2005, 03:22:46
So many possible answers. None of them even vaguelly clean.

Cruddy
10-04-2005, 08:47:55
It depends on whether or not the felator is attractive to the felatee....

Diss
10-04-2005, 10:00:11
who cares about attractive?

I'd let one of those mentally retarded women with the fucked up faces fellate me (long is she isn't a biter)

jsorense
10-04-2005, 10:10:26
You, sir, are the kind of guy that give all men a bad name. :mad:

HelloKitty
10-04-2005, 10:51:40
Originally posted by protein
sorry. I'm drunk.

I think you just answered your question. When you are that drunk apparently they just have to say "Hey protein, come get some protein!"

Provost Harrison
10-04-2005, 19:17:19
why are all men so easily felated

I wouldn't know :p

Cruddy
10-04-2005, 21:07:07
Originally posted by Diss
who cares about attractive?

I'd let one of those mentally retarded women with the fucked up faces fellate me (long is she isn't a biter)

Why do you assume woman?

Howzabout a 65 yo man with a huge beard giving you a good news?

Still a surefire turnon for you? Hmm?

Diss
11-04-2005, 00:00:39
sure. who doesn't enjoy being gummed by an old guy with no teeth?

Cruddy
11-04-2005, 00:06:24
Me. I can't be the only one.

That old guy is going to want the same back, right?

*Shudder

Diss
11-04-2005, 00:15:33
I wonder what prostitutes think about sucking old men's dicks. I'll have to ask that the next time I visit a prostitute.

My last job, we had a 70 yearr old guy working there that used to go out and get prostitutes to give him blowjobs. He was married to a 50 year old woman too.

Cruddy
11-04-2005, 00:17:23
Best of luck with your new career.

Oerdin
11-04-2005, 03:14:40
why are all men so easily felated

Because we think with our cocks. Next question.