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Venom
08-04-2005, 20:40:47
It's lost and I miss it.

It's black and silver, with a spongy, rubber grip part. Has Microsoft Office 2003 written on the side. Answers to the name Mark.

Ming
08-04-2005, 20:45:54
By some chance... do you have a sharp pain in your ass?

;)

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
08-04-2005, 20:59:54
You sold out to Microsoft for a pen?

Venom
08-04-2005, 21:08:19
Originally posted by Ming
By some chance... do you have a sharp pain in your ass?

;)

Yes, but that's my thumb.

Ming
08-04-2005, 21:26:09
Just wanted you to check the obvious places first ;)

Venom
08-04-2005, 21:57:01
I miss my pen.

Not enough to make an avatar out of it, but I still miss it.

Ming
08-04-2005, 22:05:49
So go steal somebody elses pen... and make them miserable ;)

JM^3
08-04-2005, 22:08:03
I had a great pencil

got it when I graduated highschool

used it for years

lost it last year

I miss it

Jon Miller

fp
08-04-2005, 22:25:14
Is that a poem?

Drekkus
08-04-2005, 22:39:24
Originally posted by Venom
... Answers to the name Mark. :lol:

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
08-04-2005, 23:42:26
Jon Miller haiku.

MDA
08-04-2005, 23:46:45
check between the rolls of fat

Cruddy
09-04-2005, 00:03:38
Your pen could have been abducted by aliens. Are you insured for that?

Venom
09-04-2005, 21:51:58
Insurance is for people who want to live.

Spartak
09-04-2005, 22:16:24
Have you found it yet?

Chris
09-04-2005, 22:39:43
I have it, and I'm keeping it.

mr.G
09-04-2005, 22:42:04
Is it related to sean?

Cruddy
09-04-2005, 22:44:03
Originally posted by Venom
Insurance is for people who want to live.

:confused:

Or who want a replacement.

Spartak
09-04-2005, 22:45:28
Do be logical here sonny. Its not clever and its not funny.

Cruddy
09-04-2005, 22:46:34
Logic is clever and funny?

Illogical.

EDIT: Do you get suicidal posters here? If so, I don't think they'd get anyone talking them out of it.

Chris
09-04-2005, 22:48:28
Sounds like a Spartak post.

Spartak
09-04-2005, 22:56:43
Originally posted by Cruddy
Logic is clever and funny?

Illogical.

EDIT: Do you get suicidal posters here? If so, I don't think they'd get anyone talking them out of it. Funny enough we do and we did. Well yang pretended he was going to and Laz and Scabby organised an international rescue effort.

I was only trying to be funny. Would it help if I put a label on my jokes?

Cruddy
09-04-2005, 23:01:17
No Spartak. I am not one for censorship of any kind, even in humour.

...make that ESPECIALLY for humour.

Spartak
09-04-2005, 23:02:34
I was thinking more of a warning than a figleaf.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
10-04-2005, 01:42:44
How can it be an international resdue effort when all involved live in the blighted UK?

Greg W
10-04-2005, 02:08:28
Never underestimate the stupidity of Spartak. :clueless:

zmama
10-04-2005, 02:31:22
Nah, Yang is in Sweden..as is Scabby

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
10-04-2005, 02:35:14
So they had to cross the Channel. Big deal. It's all Europe anyway.

Greg W
10-04-2005, 02:40:31
Never underestimate the stupidity of Qaj. :clueless:

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
10-04-2005, 02:48:13
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

fp
10-04-2005, 08:17:47
Never, ever, underestimate the stupidity of Australians.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
10-04-2005, 08:20:14
Damn straight. We excel at everything, even pretending to be stupid.

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-04-2005, 08:22:54
Originally posted by Venom
Has Microsoft Office 2003 written on the side.

Sorry- I no longer support that version. Have you considered upgrading to the latest release?

MoSe
11-04-2005, 11:02:13
you're a real pen in the ass

mr.G
11-04-2005, 11:29:25
Is that a common Italien expression?

Oerdin
11-04-2005, 11:31:10
Yes, they say it to tourists all the time.

mr.G
11-04-2005, 11:33:21
whatta mistayka too mayka

Venom
11-04-2005, 12:56:56
Pen has not been located, but a potential location has been discovered. Preparing covert operation into the VP's office.

mr.G
11-04-2005, 13:04:26
just fart like a wildman

Venom
11-04-2005, 13:05:33
That's not very covert.

MoSe
11-04-2005, 13:07:45
everything would be covert. In a brown film.

Drekkus
11-04-2005, 13:09:47
prepare a covert operation on your VP

Venom
11-04-2005, 13:26:14
Mission accomplished. Mark was not in location.

protein
11-04-2005, 13:41:55
Originally posted by mr.G
whatta mistayka too mayka
:lol:

HelloKitty
11-04-2005, 13:59:47
Originally posted by Ming
By some chance... do you have a sharp pain in your ass?

;)

His name is Mike, not Mark. Mark is his pen.

fp
11-04-2005, 18:18:16
mrG is an Allo Allo fan? Suddenly another piece of the puzzle has fallen into place.