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The Shaker
08-04-2005, 19:18:32
Just got a joint bank account with the missus.
What else do i need to worry about iwhen it comes to becoming old and decrepid.

Lurker
08-04-2005, 19:26:43
Ming without viagra.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
08-04-2005, 19:43:19
Painful foot surgery.

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-04-2005, 19:52:31
Keeping biscuits in a big tin.

protein
08-04-2005, 20:07:44
Originally posted by The Shaker
Just got a joint bank account with the missus.

:eek: You're not gay?




:p

MDA
08-04-2005, 20:10:59
He's not gay? First Funko, and now this!

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-04-2005, 20:28:41
Sunday afternoons spent in garden centres, until you want to go on a killing spree with a rake.

zmama
09-04-2005, 00:44:27
Then you go to Ikea :)

Cruddy
09-04-2005, 00:46:53
Originally posted by The Shaker
Just got a joint bank account with the missus.
What else do i need to worry about iwhen it comes to becoming old and decrepid.

1) Your missus emptying your bank account and going to Barbados.

2) A large cardigan collection.

3) Ditto slippers, wigs and pets.

4) All your hair slips down from your head out of your ears and nose.

Someone else can post the rest.

Immortal Wombat
09-04-2005, 00:56:52
It's quite fun working at a garden centre, watching all the husbands being dragged around for hours on end, steadily sagging under the weight of lawn feed, and wilting in the humid manure-scented air of the giant greenhouse. And then watching these poor broken men get to the till to be presented with the bill for all the myriad crap that their wife has piled into the trolley. And seeing, with the slow and light precision of an emerging butterfly, The Twitch starts to develop beneath one eye...

Greg W
09-04-2005, 01:01:42
Shopping for anything that doesn't interest you has got to be a great one. ;)

Funko
11-04-2005, 09:36:01
A joint bank account for all of both of your money or an additional joint account for bills etc?

Former: :eek:
Latter: Meh

King_Ghidra
11-04-2005, 10:15:19
I went to homebase on saturday and went around looking at paint, painting tools, laminate flooring, underlay and all kinds of crap and found it strangely enjoable. Yes, this is the beginning of the end.

Funko
11-04-2005, 10:35:03
As long as you don't start talking about it in the pub. :)

mr.G
11-04-2005, 10:37:51
hahahahahaha

mr.G
11-04-2005, 10:40:30
and show very interesting pictures of an echo

King_Ghidra
11-04-2005, 10:48:21
Originally posted by Funko
As long as you don't start talking about it in the pub. :)

god forbid i interrupt every single person in Reading from talking about their band

Funko
11-04-2005, 10:50:16
:lol:

mr.G
11-04-2005, 10:51:19
or haircuts

Funko
11-04-2005, 10:54:07
Just form a band anyway, you don't actually have to ever do anything but you can talk bullshit about it for years.

Drekkus
11-04-2005, 11:33:18
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
It's quite fun working at a garden centre, watching all the husbands being dragged around for hours on end, steadily sagging under the weight of lawn feed, and wilting in the humid manure-scented air of the giant greenhouse. And then watching these poor broken men get to the till to be presented with the bill for all the myriad crap that their wife has piled into the trolley. And seeing, with the slow and light precision of an emerging butterfly, The Twitch starts to develop beneath one eye... Thank God we don't have a garden.

Oerdin
11-04-2005, 11:34:39
Originally posted by mr.G
and show very interesting pictures of an echo

and show very interesting pictures of an echo

and show very interesting pictures of an echo

and show very interesting pictures of an echo

and show very interesting pictures of an echo

mr.G
11-04-2005, 11:36:26
not Drekkus

MoSe
11-04-2005, 11:42:19
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
I went to homebase on saturday
I thought only americans used baseball for sex innuendos...

miester gandartak
11-04-2005, 12:05:59
Originally posted by The Shaker
Just got a joint bank account with the missus.
What else do i need to worry about iwhen it comes to becoming old and decrepid.

My suggestion is don't do that until you get married. It can get messy if you two break up.

Drekkus
11-04-2005, 12:31:55
Not if it's what Funko said, an extra account for shared bills.

Funko
11-04-2005, 12:32:32
Then it's just sensible.

Venom
11-04-2005, 12:59:10
You're not convincing anyone. We know you're still gay.

MoSe
11-04-2005, 13:03:35
in come in common!

DevilsH@lo
11-04-2005, 18:57:00
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
I went to homebase on saturday and went around looking at paint, painting tools, laminate flooring, underlay and all kinds of crap and found it strangely enjoable. Yes, this is the beginning of the end.


Yeah that'll wear off in about 3 or 4 months when you realise you are getting precisely no fucking where with the cunting house you just bought because the previous owner was a fucktard with no concept of doing a job properly.

Enjoy it while the enthusiasm lasts, and when it runs out rope friends in.

Fucking Houses SUCK!!!!:bash:

paiktis22
11-04-2005, 19:00:08
It's good to have joint accounts in accounts you don't put any money in.

Provost Harrison
11-04-2005, 19:05:36
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
I went to homebase on saturday and went around looking at paint, painting tools, laminate flooring, underlay and all kinds of crap and found it strangely enjoable. Yes, this is the beginning of the end.

I must say it has started happening to me...I don't go clubbing anymore yet I feel strangely drawn to to Ikea or other such places. And have my eye open for a dining table :cute:

paiktis22
11-04-2005, 19:33:59
Is the dining table naughty? naughty naughty

Tizzy
11-04-2005, 19:39:07
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I must say it has started happening to me...I don't go clubbing anymore yet I feel strangely drawn to to Ikea or other such places. And have my eye open for a dining table :cute:

That'll last a few months then the enthusiasm wears off and you'll end up a year later still with a really long to-do list :D

JM^3
11-04-2005, 19:42:40
I hvaen't really done anything

I am afriad I am still in the video games and alcohol phase..

JM

MDA
11-04-2005, 19:51:31
I'm going for the best of both worlds and accumulating stuff to do home brewing with when we move into the house.

Japher
11-04-2005, 20:00:43
Joint checking is stupid, it does nothing but give reason to fight.

Wifey has one set of bills, that we decided she could handel with her income, and I have another set...

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
11-04-2005, 21:09:21
Originally posted by DevilsH@lo
Yeah that'll wear off in about 3 or 4 months when you realise you are getting precisely no fucking where with the cunting house you just bought because the previous owner was a fucktard with no concept of doing a job properly.

I'm not the only one! :bounce:

Oerdin
12-04-2005, 05:50:42
Originally posted by paiktis22
Is the dining table naughty? naughty naughty

It's what he does on the dinning table that's naughty. ;)

Sir Penguin
12-04-2005, 07:18:08
More so when two of the legs break.

Speaking of a slippery slope...

SP

King_Ghidra
12-04-2005, 09:11:07
Originally posted by DevilsH@lo
Yeah that'll wear off in about 3 or 4 months when you realise you are getting precisely no fucking where with the cunting house you just bought because the previous owner was a fucktard with no concept of doing a job properly.

Enjoy it while the enthusiasm lasts, and when it runs out rope friends in.

Fucking Houses SUCK!!!!:bash:

terribly prescient, although more due to a ludicrous series of arguments with shell yesterday over the most trivial fucking details of decoration.

compared to this crap, the actual buying was a piece of piss

fuck it, if the internet and satellite tv are on when i move in i'll be ale to stand it

Funko
12-04-2005, 09:25:51
If they are trivial details why bother arguing about them? :confused:

mr.G
12-04-2005, 09:28:10
Originally posted by Tizzy
That'll last a few months then the enthusiasm wears off and you'll end up a year later still with a really long to-do list :D you meant a to doooooooooo di doooooooooo list?

Christoph
12-04-2005, 09:32:31
Ha! I'm going to use that infuture.

mr.G
12-04-2005, 09:39:20
the insanity of the Dutch will rule the world.
doooooooo
di
doooooooo

King_Ghidra
12-04-2005, 10:33:54
Originally posted by Funko
If they are trivial details why bother arguing about them? :confused:

IT'S NOT MY FAULT! :bash:

Tizzy
12-04-2005, 10:37:02
Takes two to argue

Funko
12-04-2005, 10:39:07
See the "yes dear" thread. ;)

MoSe
12-04-2005, 11:00:13
Originally posted by Tizzy
That'll last a few months then the enthusiasm wears off and you [PH] will end up a year later still with a really long to-do list :D

and sitting on the sidewalk outside a pub backdoor again, dribbling down on your t-shirt

mr.G
12-04-2005, 13:25:17
:lol: :lol:

DevilsH@lo
12-04-2005, 16:21:44
Originally posted by Funko
See the "yes dear" thread. ;)

Have you actually ever tried the "yes dear" technique mike????

I find it tends to culminate in a slap and an "I'm not your mother, don't call me dear!"

I really wouldn't suggest it to the non professional beaten boyfriends/husbands as the results can lead to serious shock induced trauma.

:bash:

Funko
12-04-2005, 16:34:07
I'd say it if I thought it was funny.

I can't imagine a situation where I'd call my mother "dear" though. That would be freaky.

zmama
12-04-2005, 16:36:32
She'd raise her eyebrows and laugh at you :D

Venom
12-04-2005, 16:52:05
Who's Mike?

King_Ghidra
12-04-2005, 17:05:32
some sex offender guy

Venom
12-04-2005, 17:26:59
That dirty little bastard.