View Full Version : Horrible male nakedness

07-04-2005, 21:34:18
I was at the gym yesterday making myself beautiful (not today... thursday is ugly day) when I decided to bugger off home. It was just past 5pm. Big mistake.

Esporta is ludicrously expensive but that's ok because during the lunchtimes it's normally full of extremely attractive people in extremely tight lycra... but after 5 it's full of men who work in offices. Men who work in offices are fat, ugly and years of CRT radiation have made their genitals horribly disfigured and foreskinny.

So naturally we get chatting, or rather I get accosted by two guys in the changing rooms (damn locker was being unco-operative) who were stark naked. I wasn't sure whether I should respond in Swedish... or perhaps I'm too locked in my Dickensian ways... but the third rule of being a bloke is that conversation and penises do not mix.

Especially when one of the guys starts getting a hard-on when talking to me.

Discuss! :nervous:

07-04-2005, 21:41:59
Are you gay?

Lazarus and the Gimp
07-04-2005, 21:44:20
Ahahahahahahaha! Outed as a straightie!

Lazarus and the Gimp
07-04-2005, 21:45:41
Incidentally, I can confirm right now that CRT use does not change the appearance of one's foreskin. I realise they're a novelty to you, but that's just inexcusable foolishness.

07-04-2005, 21:47:26
Originally posted by Thales
Especially when one of the guys starts getting a hard-on when talking to me.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

07-04-2005, 21:48:52
Yes, I'm gay. I've spent four hours ogling a librarian called "Claire" and I think that foreskins are about as appetising as congealed chicken soup.... and yet I find myself drawn to the man in MK's Ottakers...

07-04-2005, 21:49:21
I only ask because I can never tell with Brits.

Lazarus and the Gimp
07-04-2005, 21:52:25
Not even when they're easing their cock into your arse?

Greg W
08-04-2005, 01:32:39
I think he'd me more the slamming into his arse type guy.

08-04-2005, 02:00:14
Should we have a poll?

Greg W
08-04-2005, 02:53:18
Nah, just tell us, we're all dying to know.

08-04-2005, 03:48:04
I wish men would get hard-ons when talking to me.