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Spartak
06-04-2005, 09:50:42
Does drinking Guiness really turn your poo black?:confused:

Funko
06-04-2005, 09:52:03
Yes.

miester gandertak
06-04-2005, 09:52:20
eating spinach makes it green.

protein
06-04-2005, 09:59:15
asparagus makes your piss stink

Sir Penguin
06-04-2005, 10:02:12
My poo turned blue after eating green cake icing once.

SP

Sir Penguin
06-04-2005, 10:02:34
It was from a Ninja Turtles birthday cake.

SP

Funko
06-04-2005, 10:06:05
Red wine makes it go really dark as well.

protein
06-04-2005, 10:11:46
I vomited a bright green sausage shaped thing after eating an imodium once.

Funko
06-04-2005, 10:15:38
Fellating Kermit again?

DaShi
06-04-2005, 10:21:20
Originally posted by protein
asparagus makes your piss stink

How does your piss usually smell?

Sir Penguin
06-04-2005, 10:29:39
One of the worst things I've ever smelled was when I was a janitor, and I left a bucket filled with mop water in a dorm bathroom over the weekend, and one of the students pissed in it. On Monday the pee had had some good stagnation put into it. I was OK leaning down to see why the water was green, but as soon as I disturbed the water, a wave of old pee smell emanated upwards and I nearly vomited.

SP

miester gandertak
06-04-2005, 10:41:31
SP, please write a book about the white handed pee smelling janitor.

Funko
06-04-2005, 10:51:26
The sequel to Being Jon Miller can be Being The Janitor.

Sir Penguin
06-04-2005, 10:57:55
I have my suspicions that it was the same guy who would be pissing into the urinal, and if somebody came into the bathroom he would turn 90 to see who it was, and piss all over the floor for several seconds.

SP

miester gandertak
06-04-2005, 11:00:12
Make it a detective.

miester gandertak
06-04-2005, 11:00:40
Or better a new kind of CSI SP

Diss
06-04-2005, 11:02:39
Guiness sucks. Overrated crap. Everyone says how good it is, but I wasn't impressed.

MoSe
06-04-2005, 11:07:44
Too bad for you. I hope you find other similar pleasures in your life, as you're missing out on this one.

Should you happen to pass by Dublin, I'd advise you to give it at least a last chance and taste it at the brewery bar.
Not serving it the proper way can totally ruin its taste.

Funko
06-04-2005, 11:07:53
Guinness is awesome. :beer:

Diss
06-04-2005, 11:26:01
I'll stick to Newcastle, my favourite drink. :beer:

Funko
06-04-2005, 11:35:10
What, brown ale? You get that in America? :eek: :lol:

Something I only associate with being drunk in metal pubs. (pubs that play metal). ;)

How can you like that and not like Guinness. :cry:

Diss
06-04-2005, 11:37:57
metal pubs- the best kind. too bad we don't have many where I live.

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Provost Harrison
06-04-2005, 11:40:51
Originally posted by Sir Penguin
My poo turned blue after eating green cake icing once.

SP

I was going to mention that, it's happened to me before!

zmama
06-04-2005, 11:52:24
Originally posted by Sir Penguin
My poo turned blue after eating green cake icing once.

SP

mine turned green after eating blue cake icing.

A Cookie monster cake...was a good cake too

Diss
06-04-2005, 21:59:26
so you guys do regular inspections of your feces?

I guess it's only natural to see what color it is. But other than that, I don't care to look at it.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
06-04-2005, 23:20:01
They all own Dutch toilets.

King_Ghidra
07-04-2005, 10:03:54
Originally posted by Diss
so you guys do regular inspections of your feces?

I guess it's only natural to see what color it is. But other than that, I don't care to look at it.

disgusted by your own body and its products? someone fucked with your mind then, time to shake off the victorian oppression dude

Diss
07-04-2005, 10:39:47
so you regularly smear your own feces all over your body then?

A disgust of human waste is a natural reflex. it's what kept human from eating their own shit before the were smart enough to know better.

miester gandertak
07-04-2005, 10:40:50
so your gf is not the swollowing type?

oooooops

King_Ghidra
07-04-2005, 10:50:41
Originally posted by Diss
so you regularly smear your own feces all over your body then?

A disgust of human waste is a natural reflex. it's what kept human from eating their own shit before the were smart enough to know better.

mmm so if i'm not disgusted by something then i must want to smear it all over myself

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