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05-04-2005, 22:34:01
Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present...

The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord


:lol: To much good stuff. ;)

05-04-2005, 22:48:27
Ah, I see it's been updated. Now we know why Venom hasn't taken over the world... (see #100)

05-04-2005, 23:09:18
If I have children and subsequently grandchildren, I will keep my three-year-old granddaughter near me at all times. When the hero enters to kill me, I will ask him to first explain to her why it is necessary to kill her beloved grandpa. When the hero launches into an explanation of morality way over her head, that will be her cue to pull the lever and send him into the pit of crocodiles. After all, small children like crocodiles almost as much as Evil Overlords and it's important to spend quality time with the grandkids.


self biased
06-04-2005, 00:10:41
If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

06-04-2005, 00:46:21
lol bloody hell I saw that about 7 years ago!! V funny :D

Greg W
06-04-2005, 00:55:33
The first time I saw that, I laughed so loud I almost fell off my dinosaur!

06-04-2005, 02:54:22
I don't thinkt hat the third set was done (nor the second set) when I first read it


06-04-2005, 02:57:07

I'm sure not being a gloater would disqualify you from being an evil overlord.