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Lurker
05-04-2005, 19:58:58
Clearly the best team in baseball. They haven't given up a single run this year. Nope, not one. At this rate, they won't give up a single run all year and they'll never lose a game.

Japher
05-04-2005, 20:05:04
Too bad there are 188ish games in a season, and that was just the first one... Too bad for the As too, the will have to be embaressed another 180ish times.

Venom
05-04-2005, 20:26:39
188? Not for Baltimore. They'll be lucky to even get to the regular 162.

Lurker
05-04-2005, 20:30:15
You gotta give Japher credit. Not many people could outstupid me, particularly when I'm trying to be stupid.

MDA
05-04-2005, 20:34:28
Go Nationals!?

Oerdin
05-04-2005, 20:54:23
Here we go Padres, here we go!

Darkstar
05-04-2005, 21:00:52
I thought baseball's primary purpose was to give people somewhere to go and get drunk in public outside, when the weather was nice. That's all I've ever seen really going on when I've gone to a game.

Greg W
06-04-2005, 01:08:11
SPORT Fourm!

Japher
06-04-2005, 01:59:08
You gotta give Japher credit. Not many people could outstupid me, particularly when I'm trying to be stupid.

Thank you.

Lurker
07-04-2005, 14:11:58
My initial scientific analysis seems to have been off a bit. It now appears the Baltimore Orioles will win exactly half of their games. Unless, of course, the first game was an aberration, in which case they will never score another run and never win another game.

Funko
07-04-2005, 14:36:34
Are they named after that freaky biscuit/cookie?

Venom
07-04-2005, 14:39:47
Yes, they got the name when baseball was desegregated.

Funko
07-04-2005, 14:42:29
Huh?

(I can't remember what an Oriole looke like)

Venom
07-04-2005, 14:44:42
I was making an Oreo cookie joke.

Fistandantilus
07-04-2005, 14:46:43
Too bad nobody got it.

Funko
07-04-2005, 14:46:50
Ah. Oreo.

In that case:


(I can't remember what an Oreo looks like)

But I still don't get yours.

zmama
07-04-2005, 14:47:14
Oriole=a pretty orange and black song bird

Oreo is a cookie and derrogatory (sp?)slang for black on the outside...white on the inside

Funko
07-04-2005, 14:48:25
Ah, are they those chocolate biscuit sandwich with white goo in the middle? I remember now.

zmama
07-04-2005, 14:49:36
jep

Fistandantilus
07-04-2005, 14:52:01
http://www.spesaonline.com/SOL/images/products/big/8013355999501.jpg

Venom
07-04-2005, 14:52:16
And when baseball was desegregated, black players joined white players forming Oreo teams. The Orioles took advantage of that.

And now my joke is ruined.

Lurker
07-04-2005, 14:54:11
That's an interesting bit of history there. You learn something new every day. Thank you, I'm a better person now.

zmama
07-04-2005, 14:54:15
Totally

Venom
07-04-2005, 14:58:23
I think I'm being too clever for everyone again.

Lurker
07-04-2005, 14:59:18
Occupational hazard around here.

King_Ghidra
07-04-2005, 15:14:07
Originally posted by Lurker
Thank you, I'm a bitter person now.

:cry:

Chris
07-04-2005, 18:24:54
Originally posted by Venom
I think I'm being too clever for everyone again. Yes...yes you are.

Japher
07-04-2005, 19:57:47
I'm sooooooooooo lost

Darkstar
07-04-2005, 23:25:58
Then you've come to the right place. Being lost around here helps!

Lurker
08-04-2005, 15:22:18
Looks like my second prediction was right on the money, with the exception that they did score another run. Presumably it was unearned and the result of pity on the part of the opposition players.

Venom
08-04-2005, 15:32:29
So they're actually the worst team in the league.

Drekkus
08-04-2005, 16:33:58
Didn't we ban american sports threads here some time ago?

Funko
08-04-2005, 16:34:30
It's not about sport it's about baseball.

zmama
08-04-2005, 16:36:21
Lurker doesn't know how to find the sports forum

King_Ghidra
08-04-2005, 16:38:10
left at alberquerque

Venom
08-04-2005, 17:50:47
That's a funny word.

Lurker
08-04-2005, 18:22:34
I know how to find the sports forum. The Baltimore Orioles stopped being sport about five years ago.

Chris
08-04-2005, 19:33:44
How sporting of you to say that.

Deacon
09-04-2005, 07:22:43
Sammy Sosa is the Orioles' problem now. :)

jsorense
09-04-2005, 08:54:32
Originally posted by Deacon
Sammy Sosa is the Orioles' problem now. :) Yes, yes he is.

Greg W
09-04-2005, 09:14:36
X-fear. :shoot:

jsorense
09-04-2005, 09:50:19
News Flash: Australian bus driver goes postal, again.

Lurker
12-04-2005, 20:10:28
Discerning a pattern has been quite frustrating. It no longer appears safe to say that the Baltmiore Orioles will either win or lose all the rest of their games, because sometimes they win and sometimes they lose. They did manage, however, to win two out of three games from the evil New York Yankees over the weekend. And since many, if not most people picked the Yankees to be the best team in baseball this year, one can fairly surmise that the Baltimore Orioles must now be the best team instead -- perhaps even twice as good.

This is wonderful news for Brooks Robinson fans.

Venom
12-04-2005, 20:12:13
What about Cal Ripkin fans?

Japher
12-04-2005, 20:17:14
They're all dead, just like that geizer should be.

Putting Jr. at the end of your name doesn't make you any younger!

Lurker
12-04-2005, 20:24:23
Originally posted by Venom
What about Cal Ripkin fans?

I would venture to say almost all Cal Ripken fans are also Brooks Robinson fans.

MDA
12-04-2005, 20:51:05
Oreo could also be mixed race.

Venom
12-04-2005, 21:16:40
Holy shit. A 3 day x-post 100-0. Nicely played.

Drekkus
12-04-2005, 23:06:00
:lol:

Oerdin
13-04-2005, 02:52:08
I'm surprised the Padres are doing so well. Normally, by the time game 7 is played they'd be 0 and 7 but they're actually 4-3. Strange things are a foot.

OldWarrior_42
13-04-2005, 07:12:13
Holy shit. A 3 day x-post 100-0. Nicely played.

:lol: Laughed so hard I almost spewed milk through my nose. :D

MDA
13-04-2005, 12:22:05
Oreos and milk.

Lurker
13-04-2005, 21:49:44
The Orioles continue to dominate their formidable opposition. Except for the fact that Toronto is ahead of them, they would be in first place in the American League East if the season ended today. Goddamn Toronto and goddamn 162 game seasons.

Lurker
14-04-2005, 14:35:25
Yet another victory! The steamroller continues. Pity the poor teams that dare challenge their mastery.

Drekkus
14-04-2005, 14:37:48
So Baltimore is in New Jersey, I reckon?

Funko
14-04-2005, 14:39:45
Must be in West Virginia if Lurker likes them. ;)

It's actually Maryland, just next door to Washington DC but pretty close to New Jersey...

Lurker
14-04-2005, 14:39:54
You reckon wrong.

Drekkus
14-04-2005, 14:41:22
So where does Lurker's oreolo obsession come from?

Funko
14-04-2005, 14:42:57
Well it's close to Jersey, it might be the closest big team that isn't in Noo Yoik. ;)

Lurker
14-04-2005, 14:49:30
Nah, Philly is closer, plus there's the NY Mets in a pinch.

Further, it's an aureola obsession, not oreolo.

Venom
14-04-2005, 15:14:50
It was Tampa Bay.

Funko
14-04-2005, 15:16:17
Where they make the feminine hygiene products?

Venom
14-04-2005, 15:21:59
In a bay.

Funko
14-04-2005, 15:22:35
Must mostly be absorbed by now.

Lurker
14-04-2005, 15:28:16
Originally posted by Funko
Must be in West Virginia if Lurker likes them. ;)

It's actually Maryland, just next door to Washington DC but pretty close to New Jersey...

It's about a three hour drive from here. They were, however, the closest team to where I grew up in WV, which is about 60 miles from Baltimore.

Actually, the Washington Senators were just as close, but they sucked and Baltimore was good and you know how kids choose things.....

Venom
14-04-2005, 15:30:36
Which ever one has more sugar in it.

Funko
14-04-2005, 15:30:41
So I was right, it was to do with WV.

Venom
14-04-2005, 15:37:50
You were a kid when the Senators played? Fuck. You're old.

Lurker
14-04-2005, 15:42:03
They moved in 1971.

I'm 24.

Venom
14-04-2005, 15:45:13
24 score?

Lurker
14-04-2005, 15:51:04
:lol: Touche.

Venom
14-04-2005, 15:57:06
Olde tyme measurementes never go oute of style. Olde tyme spelling can and shoulde.

I knew the Gettysburg address would come in handy some day.

Drekkus
14-04-2005, 16:03:43
Venom made a joke? Please explain?

Venom
14-04-2005, 16:07:59
My jokes are too clever for so many of the disadvantaged throughout the world. Maybe I'll get the UN to translate them or something. Of course, then your children would also be raped, but some things are worth paying for.

Lurker
14-04-2005, 16:09:23
Go read the Gettysburg address.

Never mind, I'll save you the time:

114 Emmitsburg Pike
Gettysburg, PA 17325

Drekkus
14-04-2005, 16:20:30
I can read that!

Lurker
14-04-2005, 16:21:53
Originally posted by Venom
My jokes are too clever for so many of the disadvantaged throughout the world. Maybe I'll get the UN to translate them or something. Of course, then your children would also be raped, but some things are worth paying for.

Is that some kind of political statement?

Drekkus
14-04-2005, 16:28:25
does reading the gettyburg adress lead to raping children?

MDA
14-04-2005, 16:36:25
No, drinking Jesus Juice does.

Lurker
14-04-2005, 16:36:43
I don't think it's ever been ruled out as a possible contributing factor.

Japher
14-04-2005, 16:42:43
I hear the Orioles drink Jesus Juice... but then, Jesus is the grounds keeper.

MDA
14-04-2005, 18:00:24
Shhhh. He's illegal.


I mean... undocumented. Yeah. He's here, its against the law, so he's undocumented.

Lurker
14-04-2005, 18:22:22
It is unnecessary to deride the Orioles through lies. Their actions will be suitable enough, eventually.

Lurker
15-04-2005, 15:06:39
Eventually comes early in these parts. They've clearly thrown in the towel for the season. How the hell can anyone lose to Tampa Bay by a score of 12-7?

Well, they can.

Drekkus
15-04-2005, 15:11:17
Anyone who loses to Tampax Bay is gay.

Funko
15-04-2005, 15:12:10
They had a string of chances after they'd soaked up the early pressure.

Drekkus
15-04-2005, 15:12:56
:lol:

King_Ghidra
15-04-2005, 15:14:36
at least they blooded some new talent

Lurker
15-04-2005, 15:15:27
This is a serious thread. I don't appreciate the feeble puns.

zmama
15-04-2005, 15:16:16
Can't be...no one roots for the Orioles!! :lol:

Funko
15-04-2005, 15:17:22
Apparently that rumour that the Oreos aren't men's true. Aided by the evidence that they are made of cookie dough and cream.

MDA
15-04-2005, 17:37:51
sugar, spice, and everything nice?

Lurker
18-04-2005, 16:49:40
Kicking the Yankees' asses has become a bit tiresome, so the first place Baltimore Orioles will now need to look to the Detroit Tigers to provide some real competition for a few games.

zmama
18-04-2005, 19:02:51
*giggle*

Deacon
18-04-2005, 20:56:10
Steinbrenner isn't happy. He issued a public statement yesterday. It's truly amusing. I don't wish the Yankees ill, but who told the boss that spending $200 million on player contracts makes victory automatic? Still have to play the games.

jsorense
18-04-2005, 21:07:20
Originally posted by Lurker
Kicking the Yankees' asses has become a bit tiresome, so the first place Baltimore Orioles will now need to look to the Detroit Tigers to provide some real competition for a few games. Hey, don't make fun of the Tigers, they have had worse seasons you know. :cute:

Lurker
18-04-2005, 21:17:58
I pass no judgment on the Tigers, except to note that they are likely to be better competition than the feeble Yankees.

Japher
18-04-2005, 22:07:13
It's a shame what the discovery of steroid use has done to the game

Lurker
19-04-2005, 18:52:57
Not a good night for the Baltimore Orioles. I mean, who would have thought the Detroit Tigers would be so formidable? This could be the beginning of the end.

Doubly sucky b/c the Yankees won, something like 142-2.

jsorense
19-04-2005, 19:05:35
:D :lol:

Lurker
21-04-2005, 16:43:19
Well, first the Baltimore Orioles restored order to the universe by whipping up on those bastard upstart Detroit Tigers on Tuesday night, but then then we're confronted with totally unpredictable -- the Boston Red Sox kicked their sorry asses all over the place last night. Who do these Red Sox think they are? One fucking World Series championship in 86 years and they have the cohones to think they can compete with the Baltimore Orioles?

There will be hell to pay.

Lurker
22-04-2005, 16:39:26
Egads, it is a dark day on Orioleland. Those very same Boston Red Sox once again beat the Baltimore Orioles, this time by the highly improbable score of 1-0. Having scored zero runs in the past two games, I can only assume Baltimore has suffered an outbreak of the plague and the Orioles have been forced to retain the temporary services of a suburban high school team.

The plague is a horrible disease. Wish them well, my friends.

Cruddy
22-04-2005, 16:41:22
I shall perform witchcraft tonight to break their duck.

Either that or some knitting. It's so hard to choose.

Japher
22-04-2005, 16:50:19
do the knitting, I like ducks

Lurker
25-04-2005, 17:14:40
Cruddy did some witchcraft and the plague was cured. The Baltimore Orioles won all three games over the weekend and have resumed their normal position atop the American League East.

I am fully aware it was against Toronto and that Canadians don't really play baseball, but you can only play who they put against you on the schedule. Next up, the Scranton Middle School girls' junior varsity softball team.

Cruddy
25-04-2005, 17:28:34
Pah, they surely don't need my help for that one.

zmama
26-04-2005, 02:10:10
No but the Wilkes Barre team is a killer :D

Lurker
26-04-2005, 15:11:23
Oops, turns out it wasn't the Scranton Middle School, but the world champion Boston Red Sox. With the plague cured, the Baltimore Orioles had no problem demonstrating who is the boss.

The season could be over in about two weeks. Poor Yankees.

Deacon
27-04-2005, 06:47:56
One championship in 86 years is better than what both the Cubs (1908) and the White Sox (1917) have done. :)

Lurker
27-04-2005, 15:16:41
The Baltimore Orioles felt a little sorry for the (wannabe) Scranton Middle School team last night and let them take an early lead. They made things right in the end, though, whipping up on those upstart world champion Boston Red Sox.

One more win, and we (yes, it's "we" for now) are guaranteed to be in first place in May. Woohoo!

mr.G
27-04-2005, 15:17:52
what a news what a news, i think i have to lay down now.

Lurker the Second
29-04-2005, 16:45:52
Been quiet the past two days. The final game of the 3 game series between the Baltimore Orioles and world champion Boston Red Sox was "postponed", allegedly because of rain. I am certain, however, the Red Sox were tired of getting their asses whupped and simply fabricated that hightly unlikely "rain" excuse just to get rid of the Orioles.

Also, the Orioles did not play yesterday. Some would say that's because baseball players need a day off every now and then, but I think it was because they couldn't find anyone willing to play the mighty O's.

Funko
29-04-2005, 16:47:38
They seem to play pretty much every day! - do people actually go and watch every day?

Lurker the Second
29-04-2005, 16:52:04
Of course. Moreso as the weather gets warmer and schools are out, but most teams probably average between 20,000 and 40,000 per game. Good teams more, bad teams less.

Funko
29-04-2005, 16:54:49
Crazy. How much does it cost?

Lurker the Second
29-04-2005, 16:58:42
Tickets for the Orioles range from about $10 (really shitty seats) to $45, with everything in between. I don't consider most ticket prices to be excessive for baseball games. The problem is they charge an arm and a leg for beer and food once you get there.

Funko
29-04-2005, 17:00:16
Really cheap compared to football prices here.

I paid 50 to go to Stamford Bridge (chelsea's ground)

zmama
29-04-2005, 17:01:43
The upcoming Pittsburgh games this weekend costs between $9 and $50. It depends on where you sit.

Lurker the Second
29-04-2005, 17:02:35
Prices for football, basketball and hockey here are similar to your football prices. Plus the outrageous price of beer and food.

Lurker the Second
02-05-2005, 14:53:24
Just another ho-hum weekend for the Baltimore Orioles. May begins as April ended. We took all three games from some team that was too awed by the O's to really play well. Next up, the currently second place Toronto Blue Jays (not only an inferior baseball team, but one with an inferior species for a team name).

Venom
02-05-2005, 15:04:59
Your name sucks.

Lurker the Second
02-05-2005, 15:17:07
Lurker the Second is a truly esteemed name.

Venom
02-05-2005, 15:21:12
Esteemed in the same vein as Lurker the Shithead or Lurker the Extremely Short Dicked Pedophile.

Lurker the Second
02-05-2005, 15:26:43
Like Venom, then?

Venom
02-05-2005, 15:32:33
Tis a kingly name.

zmama
02-05-2005, 16:00:19
Like Chuck?

Venom
02-05-2005, 16:10:18
Tis a serfly name.

Lurker the Second
02-05-2005, 16:39:31
I think there are serflies in my crate.

Venom
02-05-2005, 16:43:18
So you are a Shithead.

Lurker the Second
02-05-2005, 16:47:24
Depends on who you ask.

Venom
02-05-2005, 17:56:19
Besides everyone?

Lurker the Second
03-05-2005, 13:17:51
The Baltimore Orioles lost yesterday, to some Canadian team no less.

Eyebrows have been raised.

Lurker the Second
04-05-2005, 14:32:37
The Baltimore Orioles have now lost twice in a row to the same upstart Canadian team. And last night those hockey puck sucking bastards refused to allow the O's to score a single run.

Typical couthless Canadians, showing no graciousness to their humble hosts.

Drekkus
04-05-2005, 14:54:42
You're going to keep this up for the rest of the season, aren't you.

Lurker the Second
04-05-2005, 14:58:58
Just my little contribution to the worldly CG community.

mr.G
04-05-2005, 15:07:42
we're not worthy
we're not worthy

Lurker the Second
04-05-2005, 15:14:34
True dat.

Drekkus
04-05-2005, 16:05:53
Could you get some interesting info in those updates, to keep us hanging on? Like the colour of the grass, what the weather was like and the attendance record?

Venom
04-05-2005, 16:07:47
I hate to say, but Drekkus makes a good suggestion.

Lurker the Second
04-05-2005, 16:13:40
Hey, thanks for the tip! If it makes you guys happy, I'll be glad to take it under advisement.

Venom
04-05-2005, 16:17:50
It would make you a better poster. And you need all the help you can get in that department.

Japher
04-05-2005, 16:20:39
Also some interesting facts about the stadium the were playing in, if on the road.

mr.G
04-05-2005, 16:23:09
yaaay and also all those really boring facts would be nice.

Lurker the Second
04-05-2005, 16:27:42
If I do all those things, do you think we can get this thread syndicated?

Japher
04-05-2005, 16:30:46
We'll put you on after The Jon Miller Experience

Venom
04-05-2005, 16:33:28
3:30am. Prime time slot for your target audience. Drunk people, insomniacs, or anyone else looking to go to sleep.

Lurker the Second
04-05-2005, 16:42:48
That would be me, then.

zmama
04-05-2005, 19:01:38
me too

Lurker the Second
04-05-2005, 19:07:42
Yaaay! Now that's a great start to a readership roster.

zmama
04-05-2005, 19:11:33
Well the Orioles are just about boring enough to cure my insomnia so my readership may not last long :)

mr.G
04-05-2005, 19:44:49
hooooooooh hooooooh hooooh

Lurker the Second
04-05-2005, 19:46:33
Even with grass color, weather and attendance added?

zmama
04-05-2005, 19:49:14
snacks would help

Lurker the Second
04-05-2005, 19:55:08
They might attact Venoms, and then where would we be?

zmama
04-05-2005, 20:00:05
Damn

Didn't think of that

mr.G
04-05-2005, 20:00:12
yaaaay attack venom, that's schjmart.

Lurker the Second
04-05-2005, 20:10:57
Proof that sloppy typing can be a good thing. It lets you convey multiple messages with a single word.

Venom
04-05-2005, 20:22:11
Mmmmm snack attack.

Darkstar
05-05-2005, 07:02:42
If Lurker posts here after after game of theirs, this thread may be longer then the sinking thread pretty quickly.

Oerdin
05-05-2005, 11:40:01
Originally posted by zmama
smacks would help

:hmm:

zmama
05-05-2005, 11:41:24
:kiss: :kiss:

From Lurkie to you Oerdin :D

Venom
05-05-2005, 13:10:18
Lurker's a whore.

Lurker the Second
05-05-2005, 15:31:21
Damn right, but I ain't kissing Oerdin.

On to far more important things: The Baltimore Orioles sent those damn ferriners packing last night with an impressive 5-1 win. Blue Jays (the species) and Canadians (the nationality) both suck.

Attendance was 17,645, the grass was green and the gametime temperature was in the upper 50's.

mr.G
05-05-2005, 23:00:32
http://www.sportsfanfare.net/images/large/DR-MLBBAL-TWSET.JPG

Venom
06-05-2005, 01:47:54
GAY!

OldWarrior_42
06-05-2005, 07:36:48
Birds are stupid.

zmama
06-05-2005, 10:32:47
Nice when stuffed and roasted

Lurker the Second
06-05-2005, 15:44:44
The Baltimore Orioles had the night off last night. I believe the players utilized the time to consult with world leaders, feed starving children and fight crime.

Drekkus
06-05-2005, 15:49:50
You also believe smoking is good for your health.

Lurker the Second
06-05-2005, 15:51:14
Aren't you in San Francisco yet?

Lurker the Second
09-05-2005, 15:42:17
Keeping with recent trends, the Baltimore Orioles posted victories on Friday and Saturday. Sunday was an anomoly, as they suffered a loss. My theory about Sunday is that they were just being good sports and giving all the Kansas City mothers a good mother's day.

mr.G
09-05-2005, 15:43:51
and the weather...........what about the weather

Lurker the Second
09-05-2005, 15:52:27
Ooh, yes, I forgot about that.

They did indeed have weather, and people attended the game. The grass was also green.

mr.G
09-05-2005, 15:54:19
beer?
hot dogs?

low necklines?

Lurker the Second
09-05-2005, 15:55:09
Can't live without 'em.

mr.G
09-05-2005, 15:57:11
:lol:
and only spill the beer?

Drekkus
09-05-2005, 16:19:30
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Aren't you in San Francisco yet? End of june.

I think we need to know the hotdog per attendee consumption figure as well for me to keep interest.

Venom
09-05-2005, 16:27:27
Concessions are the most important part of any event.

Lurker the Second
09-05-2005, 16:28:16
Beer spillage is a sin, and I have confessed my sins. Actually my many sins.

Drekkus, I thought people had something like 24 hours to give you suggestions?

Miami is bad enough now, it will be brutally hot in July.

Drekkus
09-05-2005, 17:09:59
I had to book then, and i did. We leave june 16. First week of july will be in florida. We'll see what the weather will bring. Some sunshine would be nice.

Lurker the Second
09-05-2005, 17:16:14
Highs will be in the low-to-mid 90s. Most days will probably have a passing thunderstorm, but that's just a good excuse to go inside, cool off and have a few drinks.

Drekkus
09-05-2005, 17:33:49
damn, I'll have to work with them stone age temperature and distance measurments. How much is high 90's in normal temperature?

Lurker the Second
09-05-2005, 18:17:31
92 Fahrenheit is 33.33 Celsius.

Venom
09-05-2005, 18:19:26
A Dutchman will spontaneously combust in Florida at that time of year.

Lurker the Second
09-05-2005, 18:20:14
Yaaay!

zmama
09-05-2005, 20:40:10
Ooooh and he'll be beet red too!

Japher
09-05-2005, 20:58:29
you mean beat red

Venom
09-05-2005, 21:05:55
If he comes to North Carolina he'll be that.

Cruddy
10-05-2005, 03:10:28
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
92 Fahrenheit is 33.33 Celsius.

That's the shade temperature, of course. Avoid it by staying in the sunlight.

Drekkus
10-05-2005, 10:40:54
You have no idea about my amazing tanning qualities.

mr.G
10-05-2005, 10:44:23
ahum hence the laziness.


Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

Lurker the Second
10-05-2005, 16:24:40
In last night's game, the Baltimore Orioles defeated the previously red-hot Minnesota Twins by a score of 3-0. Attendance was 17,310, many hot dogs and much beer were consumed, the grass was green and the gametime temperature was in the low 60's.

Drekkus
10-05-2005, 16:49:18
How long will this competition and it's crazy tension keep up?

mr.G
10-05-2005, 16:52:26
Please can I have a threesome with those Minnesota Twins?

Lurker the Second
10-05-2005, 16:55:19
Originally posted by Drekkus
How long will this competition and it's crazy tension keep up?

One can always hope "forever".

Please can I have a threesome with those Minnesota Twins?

Yes, that can be arranged for a small fee.

Drekkus
10-05-2005, 16:56:21
Originally posted by mr.G
Please can I have a threesome with those Minnesota Twins? :lol:

Venom
10-05-2005, 17:08:22
Meister G likes twin men.

mr.G
10-05-2005, 17:28:26
no i don't, prefer woman

Lurker the Second
10-05-2005, 18:03:16
They just don't prefer you.

Lurker the Second
11-05-2005, 15:15:06
In a stunning development, the Baltimore Orioles lost to the Minnesota Twins last night. They were winning by a score of 4-2 in the seventh inning, yet somehow still lost. I think they became distracted following an intense dugout debate over the long-term implications of Bush's visit with Putin.

Attendance and gametime temperature will not be reported in order to avoid the risk of sensory overload. The grass was still green, however.

Drekkus
11-05-2005, 15:17:19
Were they playing on the other side? Did they have hotdogs??

Lurker the Second
11-05-2005, 15:21:30
Are you mad? Do you not understand the Baltimore Orioles lost?

I can only assume your brain having trouble processing that information and your list of inappropriate questions is a means of self-defense.

Drekkus
11-05-2005, 15:27:20
maybe there's a correlation between the mystery of the missing rotterdam hotdog stand, the orioles hotdogs and the magic loss.

mr.G
11-05-2005, 15:28:56
Can you post pictures of the game, honestly i think this thread is a bit boring without some nice pics.

Drekkus
11-05-2005, 15:30:08
Yes please. Of the orioles bench at the moment of the losing point.

Lurker the Second
11-05-2005, 15:32:52
Perverts.

mr.G
11-05-2005, 15:33:27
Yaaay or those nice Minnesota Twins in bikini

Lurker the Second
11-05-2005, 22:00:19
After 6 innings of play this afternoon, the Baltimore Orioles and mr.G's Minnesota Twins are tied at 4.

This is so damn nerve-racking I will not be able to keep hitting the refresh button, so you'll have to be patient and wait until tomorrow for the final report. As for me, it's time for a cocktail.

Grass is green and gametime temperatures are in the 80's.

Drekkus
11-05-2005, 22:25:15
The hotdogs, damnit, the hotdogs!!

zmama
12-05-2005, 03:03:51
And beeeeeeeeeeeer

Venom
12-05-2005, 13:05:07
Mmmmmm, beer.

mr.G
12-05-2005, 13:46:39
ooooooh, i am sooooooo curious.

zmama
12-05-2005, 13:48:53
Yes, Lurkie


We must know!

Greg W
12-05-2005, 13:50:02
Ah, CG. Very curious, but far too lazy to go looking for themselves. :beer:

zmama
12-05-2005, 13:52:03
Its not the same to look up the box score.
Need the weather
and grass
and hotdog
and beer report

Venom
12-05-2005, 13:53:17
It's more efficient if someone who already knows, shares. It's not really lazy.

Greg W
12-05-2005, 13:54:13
Um, Zmama...

Nevermind... :nervous:

Funko
12-05-2005, 14:03:50
I would have no idea where to look.

Funko
12-05-2005, 14:04:11
Lurker could tell me his Oreos were winning the world series and I'd believe him.

Venom
12-05-2005, 14:07:01
I'll teach you then. If Lurker ever says those words, he's lying.

Greg W
12-05-2005, 14:08:29
Yeah, biscuits can't win a world series.

Funko
12-05-2005, 14:08:59
What if it's the world series for the best biscuit?

HAH!

Greg W
12-05-2005, 14:10:25
They're not good enough to win that, either.

Venom
12-05-2005, 14:27:08
Just like the baseball team.

mr.G
12-05-2005, 14:29:10
I think i can win the world series for the best biscuit if i take a shower

Greg W
12-05-2005, 14:31:20
:vom:

Venom
12-05-2005, 14:35:57
Which reminds me of my favorite, seldom used, slang term for a fart. An air biscuit.

mr.G
12-05-2005, 14:37:15
:lol: :lol: thank you, thanks a lot.

Greg W
12-05-2005, 14:38:15
MrG - world series winner of the air biscuit competition.

mr.G
12-05-2005, 14:38:30
hell yeah.

mr.G
12-05-2005, 14:42:17
1. air biscuit
to expell gas while deficating.
My stomach kinda hurt so i went to the bathroom and baked an air biscuit.

Venom
12-05-2005, 14:42:34
You're the best at smelling the worst.

Greg W
12-05-2005, 14:43:19
What, he beats Lurker and Jsorense? :eek:

mr.G
12-05-2005, 14:47:08
the summit of laziness: when your burp smells like a fart

Funko
12-05-2005, 14:47:38
A bart?

mr.G
12-05-2005, 14:49:23
:lol:

Greg W
12-05-2005, 14:55:24
Or a Burt...

mr.G
12-05-2005, 14:58:05
That's one thing (and now my new ps2) my nephews are proud of, in the house of uncle Pieter you may fart out loudly.

Greg W
12-05-2005, 14:59:01
It's a claim to fame and popularity allright.

Funko
12-05-2005, 15:04:09
Originally posted by mr.G
That's one thing (and now my new ps2) my nephews are proud of, in the house of uncle Pieter you may fart out loudly.

Hurrah! BART!

Lurker the Second
12-05-2005, 15:52:26
I apologize for holding you all in suspense. I was at a meeting.

The Baltimore Orioles won, of course. Attendance was 28,575 and many hot dogs and much beer were consumed. I've already reported on the grass and gametime weather.

Off to Chicago to play the team that currently has the best record in baseball.

mr.G
12-05-2005, 15:55:25
wooooohooooooo, just in time Lurker
thanks
thanks
thanks
what about the spitballs?

Japher
12-05-2005, 15:56:23
The Cubs? White Sox? Aurora Elementary Fighting Squirrels?

Venom
12-05-2005, 16:00:55
The Cubs...:lol:

Lurker the Second
12-05-2005, 16:06:41
So mind-bogglingly stupid I don't know how to respond.

Funko
12-05-2005, 16:07:20
I've heard of the cubs, I'd never heard of the Oreos before this thread. :beer:

Lurker the Second
12-05-2005, 16:10:54
My sole purpose here is to provide enlightenment to the misguided eurotwats.

Tizzy
12-05-2005, 16:13:56
That's a big job

Lurker the Second
12-05-2005, 16:23:19
jep. I'm looking for an assistant. Maybe I'll advertise at Poly.

Funko
12-05-2005, 16:23:50
Ming could help educate us about the cubs.