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Funko
05-04-2005, 10:58:36
I had some cereal today before I left for work.

It seems like a good idea. I might try and have breakfast again sometime.

miester gandertak
05-04-2005, 10:59:14
why?

MoSe
05-04-2005, 11:00:11
to break his fast

Resource Consumer
05-04-2005, 11:00:46
Breakslow might be better then?

Funko
05-04-2005, 11:01:04
Originally posted by miester gandertak
why?

It's 11 o'clock and I'm not hungry.

Resource Consumer
05-04-2005, 11:03:39
You won't eat your lunch

Funko
05-04-2005, 11:04:45
I might save money on lunch. That'd be an additional bonus!

I don't have time for breakslow. :(

sleeping_satsuma
05-04-2005, 19:35:34
I never used to eat breakfast and used to think all that 'it sets you up for the day' stuff was bollocks, but I thought I'd give it a go and by jingo it works!! I can't go without it now.

Japher
05-04-2005, 20:11:58
Breakfast is really the combination of two words; "brea" and "kfast"

brea, as we all know is a tar pit around Los Angeles somewhere in which a bunch of dinosaurs (such as whitney houston and jonathan witners) have drowned.

kfast, as we all also know is short for 1000fast, and fast means not to eat. this portion of the word indicates that there are 1000s of starving people in africa.

Hence breakfast means to send more has been movie stars to Africa to try and make is pay seven cents a day to feed some starving african kid cheesy poofs.

Really, come on! All this propaganda in every day words!