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Christoph
04-04-2005, 19:51:08
I've got my ear peirced again, and am getting another done tomorrow.

I'm also getting my tongue peirced in a few weeks, addmitedly, i'm shit scared.


I think it might have something to do with either liking big needles or that I like the girl who works at the peircing studio :D

http://img17.exs.cx/img17/5326/myear3ct.jpg

I shall put up the other peircing when I get it done.

I shall have in 2 months, one ring in 2 holes, which looks pretty good on the dude that did mine and says to get it done because it'd look good on me too.

Oh yeah, I got the internet back \o/

protein
04-04-2005, 19:52:50
I can hear AngelNorks coming. Here she comes. Daily Mail in hand. Run Christoph! Run! Before it's too laaaate!!

Provost Harrison
04-04-2005, 20:07:29
Originally posted by Christoph
I'm also getting my tongue peirced in a few weeks, addmitedly, i'm shit scared.

Well don't do it, stupid :p

Christoph
04-04-2005, 20:09:45
But the pros outweigh the cons!

Japher
04-04-2005, 20:12:29
I already have enough holes in my head

tattoos!!!!!!

Provost Harrison
04-04-2005, 20:13:34
Originally posted by Christoph
But the pros outweigh the cons!

Erm, which are? If it's that old Pulp Fiction quote, I'm worried :nervous:

Japher
04-04-2005, 20:19:09
old quote?

"Get the gimp."
"The gimp's sleepin'"

Christoph
04-04-2005, 20:19:16
Heh, I haven't seen that film enough to quote on it.

Well, that girl that works in DV8, she told me to go for it. The eyebrows and looks she gave me were kinda hinting on something.

yeah, oral sex would be better for the girls.

dv8ed
04-04-2005, 20:28:31
Originally posted by Christoph
Well, that girl that works in DV8
Hm?

Christoph
04-04-2005, 20:44:29
How odd.

sleeping_satsuma
04-04-2005, 21:43:01
Originally posted by protein
I can hear AngelNorks coming. Here she comes. Daily Mail in hand. Run Christoph! Run! Before it's too laaaate!!

I was simply going to point out that he has ears shaped like Dr Spock the well known Vulcan baby doctor.

I read the Independent by the way ;)

Drekkus
04-04-2005, 22:24:45
A Golden Earring?

Christoph
04-04-2005, 22:48:50
I don't have spock ears, my hair is in the way :lol:

protein
04-04-2005, 22:50:23
that is illogical

miester gandertak
04-04-2005, 22:53:05
:lol:

Christoph
04-04-2005, 22:55:39
oh grog


anyway, like my avatar? I stole it from somewhere else

Drekkus
04-04-2005, 23:05:36
It's like a fire when you don't look directly at it.

miester gandertak
04-04-2005, 23:09:22
ow, i see :bounce: :bounce:

Christoph
04-04-2005, 23:11:26
I love my new surround sound system. I have had 3 complaints from 2 doors away.

"I Don't want to have to listen to that banging day in day out, turn it down!"

:lol:

Lazarus and the Gimp
04-04-2005, 23:13:00
Originally posted by Christoph


yeah, oral sex would be better for the girls.

There's a trade-off. It won't do your teeth many favours.

Christoph
04-04-2005, 23:21:29
Meh, dentistry should improve a lot by the time I need them replaced.

HelloKitty
05-04-2005, 00:11:38
Yep, oral sex for women would be marginally better but less so than if you have good technique.

In exchange you get detal problems, a permnement speach impedement, and an open wound in your mouth that easily tears open and gets infected even years after it has "healed".

Sounds like a decent tradeoff.

You should get a prince albert too!

protein
05-04-2005, 00:13:43
:lol:

Greg W
05-04-2005, 01:05:12
:eek:

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
05-04-2005, 02:47:12
Originally posted by Christoph
Meh, dentistry should improve a lot by the time I need them replaced.

It won't improve that much in 6 years.

Sir Penguin
05-04-2005, 03:47:15
How does Jon Stewart say it again? ... Something like...

"Retaaaaaaaaarded!"

SP

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
05-04-2005, 04:09:34
The more intelligent thing to do, which has probably escaped the young lad right now, is to just ask the chick out. I would laugh mightily if he got his tongue pierced only to find out she was already spoken for. Even funnier if she's married or a lesbian :D

Spartak@work
05-04-2005, 04:38:05
The idea of Christoph having oral sex is quite laughable (if perhaps a tad nauseating).

Darkstar
05-04-2005, 06:36:35
But if he were to ask her out, she wouldn't have an excuse to string him along for a few more piercings! Then what would she do for entertainment?

Christoph
05-04-2005, 14:43:01
http://img199.exs.cx/img199/8062/earear7pf.jpg

Got the one in the middle done today.

In 2 months, the bottom one will be taken out, and the middle one will be in the bottom hole as well as the middle hole.

That one bloody hurt, the guy who did it didn't put enough of the numbing stuff on and I could feel the needle go in, and it wasn't very pleasent.

I'm still getting my tongue peirced, a bunch of people calling me a retard on internet forums would only change the mind of a retard.

miester gandertak
05-04-2005, 14:48:56
hey psssssht

we don't care.
really we do not

Beta1
05-04-2005, 15:04:12
Originally posted by HelloKitty
Yep, oral sex for women would be marginally better but less so than if you have good technique.

In exchange you get detal problems, a permnement speach impedement, and an open wound in your mouth that easily tears open and gets infected even years after it has "healed".

Sounds like a decent tradeoff.

You should get a prince albert too!

I love the "a permnement speach impedement" almost like I can hear the lisp

permnenet shpeech impethidnent,

:lol:

Christoph
05-04-2005, 15:10:15
The lisp lasts as long as the swelling on your tongue is.

Christoph
05-04-2005, 15:10:49
Does damnit, does!

HelloKitty
05-04-2005, 16:39:07
No, speach impedament is from having the metal bar in your mouth. The initial lisp is from swelling.

Christoph
05-04-2005, 16:49:06
I see.

If I don't like it I can always take it out...

Greg W
06-04-2005, 00:48:36
Hmm, I'll badly injure one of the most important parts of my body, in order to impress some girl who probably doesn't like me anyway, just on the off chance that I can one day perform cunnilingus on her, and it'll be marginally better than without the stud, but will still suck anyway cos I wouldn't know the first thing about the technique involved. I'll suffer through the lisp, the speech impediment, and the pain, all on the off chance she'll like me a tiny bit more.

But, hey, if I don't like it, I can always remove it. Leaving the gaping wound in my tongue which will probably never heal, even if you do remove the stud.

What an incredibly intelligent idea! I think I'll go out and do the same myself! :rolleyes:

I still can't wait till he gets a Prince Albert to impress her. :lol:

Sir Penguin
06-04-2005, 00:52:41
Originally posted by Christoph
I'm still getting my tongue peirced, a bunch of people calling me a retard on internet forums would only change the mind of a retard.
I'm not trying to change your mind, and I'm not calling you a retard. I would have to be your parent, or your friend to do that. I'd give you my scorn, if I thought you'd appreciate it.

SP

Greg W
06-04-2005, 00:56:04
Eh, give the scorn anyway. It's cathartic.

Sir Penguin
06-04-2005, 00:58:58
I'm not here for your entertainment. :bash:

SP

Greg W
06-04-2005, 00:59:59
You're not? Dammit. I thought that was the entire point of the internet. To entertain me. :cry:

HelloKitty
06-04-2005, 01:21:37
Don't try to change his mind, but calling him a retard is ok.

Greg W
06-04-2005, 01:30:04
I did. Just in a lot more words.

Darkstar
06-04-2005, 01:52:50
Greg W, that was way too long a posting for this forum. ;)

Darkstar
06-04-2005, 01:54:33
Christoph, Getting ink or a peircing or a brand cause a cute gal suggested it, that's moronic. If you want it, that's your business. But at least want it for yourself. You should put off doing it, and think about why you are doing this. It's not like getting a wild haircut... these things will permanently affect you.

Just take some time, and think about it before you do it.

Greg W
06-04-2005, 01:55:21
I'm trying to work on my Darkstarrian. Needs a lot more volume though, must practice more. ;)

Darkstar
06-04-2005, 02:05:32
You can bulk up your posting by interjecting extra paragraphs of extraneous facts that are only vaguely related to your topic. Feel free to quote any figures you dimly remember ever hearing or reading in your life. You know, like a book report or essay you'd write for school when you were 12 or so. To get the word count up.

Tossing in crazy assertations to historical conspiracies, modern or ancient, is going for bonus points.

If you can make a few passing references to the other poster's species purity or lack there of, while implying that his intelligence doesn't approach that of the body fungus growing on Lurker, and you've got an old school Darkstar flame.

Cruddy
06-04-2005, 02:27:32
If you were smoked, would that make you a giant kipper?

Immortal Wombat
06-04-2005, 02:28:35
No, you're thinking of Greg (http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27775).

Greg W
06-04-2005, 02:32:35
Nah, that's just a red herring.

alsieboo
06-04-2005, 20:23:31
I like red herring

Christoph
06-04-2005, 20:55:29
i liek SAUSAGE sarnies

http://img228.exs.cx/img228/5692/yum9jw.jpg

Darkstar
07-04-2005, 04:04:33
You just like your webcam.

miester gandertak
07-04-2005, 10:28:05
Originally posted by Christoph
I love my new surround sound system. I have had 3 complaints from 2 doors away.

"I Don't want to have to listen to that banging day in day out, turn it down!"

:lol: so your avatar is with sound and all? woooooooohoooooooo

miester gandertak
07-04-2005, 10:39:13
ow and about that price Albert.
please don't post the pic.

I think tattoos are koel, especially a nice jolly swastika on your forehead.

Provost Harrison
07-04-2005, 11:39:26
Well I managed to bite my tongue and get a slight infection at the end of last week so I found it pretty difficult to speak too :lol:

Don't put that metal shit through your tongue. You do know how sensitive it is and what can happen if that becomes infected...then people really think you're a retard when you're missing your tongue :p

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
07-04-2005, 14:36:05
It doesn't take a missing tongue for that.

Christoph
07-04-2005, 16:40:50
I'm not getting a prince albert.

HelloKitty
07-04-2005, 16:49:00
Why not?

You should ask the girl at the piercing place what she thinks of them!

I bet she would love to see you get one!

Christoph
07-04-2005, 19:59:45
Um, no.

Darkstar
07-04-2005, 23:31:26
Get a branding! Only a real man would do that! That would (not) impress the hell out of her!




Christoph really reminds me of the classic internet attention whore. I wouldn't be surprised that when people stop responding to his "Watch me get a dumb peircing that will damage me for life!" threads, he'll escalate. And continue to escalate. Eventually, he'll be threatening to kill himself live on his webcam, or become Asher. Not sure which path he will take, at the end, but he's firmly on track for one or the other at this time.

Christoph
07-04-2005, 23:49:29
Heyhey, I'm no attention whore!

I just like to use my webcam :p

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
08-04-2005, 00:07:55
Become Asher! The horror!

mr.G
08-04-2005, 00:09:56
Originally posted by Christoph
Heyhey, I'm no attention whore!

I just like to use my webcam :p get back to the boobies

Christoph
08-04-2005, 01:46:07
l8r

Asher
08-04-2005, 02:03:31
Earrings are ugly.

Only wankers who want to be cool use it. In reality, it has the opposite effect.

You want to be more femminine? Drop your pants and spread 'em. Much more enjoyable.

Christoph
08-04-2005, 02:19:49
IYO, NM