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alsieboo
03-04-2005, 23:32:38
Girl meets boy, girl likes boy, boy likes girl, girl meets other boy, girl also likes other boy, other boy likes girl, girl meets yet another, likes boy, he likes her, all is good.

But why can't there be any jealousy? It's all very well and good saying 'I love you' but when they don't get even remotely jealous about the fact the day before you were with them, you were shacking up with some other bloke, you've got to wonder what's going on. Jasen and mark get jealous (but we don't talk about mark anymore), but Ben doens't. :shoot:

Greg W
03-04-2005, 23:42:36
Cos men are all jerks. :p

alsieboo
03-04-2005, 23:44:50
But can they not all be jerks in the same way, then they'd be so much easier to deal with

Ming
03-04-2005, 23:45:11
Originally posted by Greg W
Cos men are all jerks. :p

That sums it up nicely... :beer:

Greg W
03-04-2005, 23:52:23
Originally posted by alsieboo
But can they not all be jerks in the same way, then they'd be so much easier to deal with My best bet is they're all so hooked up on having sex with you that they haven't formed a strong enough emotional attachment to bother with being jealous.

And they're jerks. :p

alsieboo
03-04-2005, 23:53:40
Hehehe, I'd go with that, if Ben and I had slept with each other, but as it goes, we haven't, so...I'm at a loss here

Thales
03-04-2005, 23:56:05
Why do you want me to be jealous?

Sir Penguin
03-04-2005, 23:57:28
She wants to feel important.

SP

alsieboo
03-04-2005, 23:57:38
Because then at least I'll have seen some real emotion from you! Saying 'I love you' is one thing, but people who're in love don't tend to like seeing their partner go off with other people, it's not normal

Greg W
03-04-2005, 23:59:02
Originally posted by alsieboo
Hehehe, I'd go with that, if Ben and I had slept with each other, but as it goes, we haven't, so...I'm at a loss here I said hooke dup on having sex. As in they are fixated on bedding you. Not that they had done so as of yet.

alsieboo
04-04-2005, 00:00:18
He's not like that though, this is an emotional relationship, not a sexual one

Greg W
04-04-2005, 00:01:28
That's what he says. I told you, men are jerks. :p

Thales
04-04-2005, 00:02:18
You said it... it's an emotional thing not a sexual thing... I'm just not the possessive type. How I feel doesn't change if other people are on the scene.

alsieboo
04-04-2005, 00:04:35
:( It just doesn't feel right though, you shouldn't be able to cope with the idea of other people loving me and touching me

Greg W
04-04-2005, 00:06:49
That kind of love is usually referred to as sister-brother love. Which, outside of Tasmania and certain US states, usually means a non-sexual thing.

Fistandantilus
04-04-2005, 00:25:43
You know, if the one I love likes to have other people loving her and touching her I'd kill someone, not sure if her or the guy she sleeps with.

I think it's some kind of respect for the partner not sleep with another guy.. and then pretend him to be gealous. But that's just my opinion :p

TV4Fun
04-04-2005, 01:00:22
Well keep sleeping with lots of other people, maybe he'll start to get jealous.

protein
04-04-2005, 01:12:26
Originally posted by alsieboo
:( It just doesn't feel right though, you shouldn't be able to cope with the idea of other people loving me and touching me
Fucking hell. Listen to yourself.

jsorense
04-04-2005, 02:13:57
:rolleyes:

Colon
04-04-2005, 02:30:29
:hmm:

Shining1
04-04-2005, 02:55:52
...

KrazyHorse@home
04-04-2005, 03:03:17
You go out with 3 guys at the same time and then complain when they don't get angry?

Sort your fucking head out, girl.

The Mad Monk
04-04-2005, 03:05:41
:p

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
04-04-2005, 03:27:30
So when are we going to start talking about why men are infuriating, as opposed to boys?

jsorense
04-04-2005, 03:47:14
Qaj, you are infuriating! Give up on that fake accent, will ya?

zmama
04-04-2005, 03:56:59
Originally posted by Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
So when are we going to start talking about why men are infuriating, as opposed to boys?

OK!!

Thales
04-04-2005, 09:35:43
I guess I should probably say something though I just might get killed for it....

I do love Allie... but I dont feel that there's anything wrong with me not getting jealous... and I'm not somehow defective, at least in regard to Allie. She's been so wonderful to me, it's kinda hard to imagine the last few weeks without her. She's bent over backwards to even just cheer me up in difficult circumstances, when sometimes all I do is moan about how I'm probably going to be dead by 30 or some other shit that would cause most other people to keelhaul me to the nearest man factory while screaming "TAKE IT BACK!!!" If I say that's the tip of the iceberg of how she's been with me, perhaps you might better understand where I'm coming from.

I don't know what it is, but I love her for it and I don't think we're going to be a flash in the pan... that kinda makes you see the big picture. Either of our sex lives in the present don't really feature on that big picture, at least for me. And I'm a good boy! ;)

I think we can all agree that Allie is pretty wonderful, hopefully she wont rip me to shreds for saying it in public.... so it's kinda hard to get jealous.

Oerdin
04-04-2005, 09:38:44
Originally posted by alsieboo
But why can't there be any jealousy? It's all very well and good saying 'I love you' but when they don't get even remotely jealous about the fact the day before you were with them, you were shacking up with some other bloke, you've got to wonder what's going on.

If I was to anwser honestly I'd say they are just in it for a piece of ass and aren't really interested in a long term relationship with you. I don't know the details and must rely upon what you wrote above though so I could be wrong.

miester gandertak
04-04-2005, 09:41:13
Bells grow up .................... very slowly.


your storys make me giggle and face reality with one big smile from ear to ear.
hmmmm strange when i take a red paint and i paint that on the wall the wall gets red.

protein
04-04-2005, 12:29:22
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
You go out with 3 guys at the same time and then complain when they don't get angry?

Sort your fucking head out, girl.
ditto. it's all a bit "Trisha" sounding at the moment.

Drekkus
04-04-2005, 12:31:31
Trisha?

protein
04-04-2005, 12:44:00
Trisha used to present a children's show called Play School. Now she has a Jerry Springer type show which features Berkshire's finest chavs arguing about who shagged who, who loves who, why a isn't jealous of b and why c drinks too much.

Greg W
04-04-2005, 12:47:35
Sounds classy.

Drekkus
04-04-2005, 12:51:47
Trisha is a perfect name for that, real trashy.

miester gandertak
04-04-2005, 12:54:56
Trailer Trisha

no that's an idea for a comic

Drekkus
04-04-2005, 12:58:23
Maybe we should place some bets on how far alsie will go to get ben jealous.

miester gandertak
04-04-2005, 12:59:51
isn't Ben the bear of grizly adams?
i do miss that man

Drekkus
04-04-2005, 13:04:05
maybe alsie should mess around with his dad or something.

Greg W
04-04-2005, 13:06:53
Don't go giving her ideas...

miester gandertak
04-04-2005, 13:08:11
yaay during Xmasdiner while she screems "much better than Ben" "much better than Ben"

Fistandantilus
04-04-2005, 13:09:06
:nervous:

King_Ghidra
04-04-2005, 13:33:28
Originally posted by protein
Trisha used to present a children's show called Play School.

shit, i didn't know that! how bizarre

Venom
04-04-2005, 13:46:23
DRAMA!

protein
04-04-2005, 14:07:53
Originally posted by miester gandertak
Trailer Trisha

no that's an idea for a comic
You sir, are an evil genius.

miester gandertak
04-04-2005, 14:20:07
http://www.andy-hawley.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/trailertrashwindozefolder.jpg

Oerdin
04-04-2005, 14:25:56
Originally posted by Drekkus
Maybe we should place some bets on how far alsie will go to get ben jealous.

It does sound exactly like what she's doing.

Chris
04-04-2005, 14:28:01
meh. why are men so infuriating?No idea.

paiktis22
04-04-2005, 14:30:52
We are very basic animals. Once you figure out what drives us you can play us like toys. And no complaints from us either.

Greg W
04-04-2005, 14:34:08
Turn up naked. :bounce: :bounce: Bring beer. :beer:

Funko
04-04-2005, 14:35:39
:lol:

Chris
04-04-2005, 14:38:19
I hope paiktis and Greg will be very happy together.

sleeping_satsuma
04-04-2005, 14:41:42
Allie,

*stern big sister mode*

You're great but there are so many ways I want to kick your ass!!!! I'm not sure how seriously to take this post but hre's my two penneth worth if you are indeed being serious-

First- why do you feel the need to stage this conversation in front of everyone on CG? Haven't you ever heard the expression about not airing your dirty laundry in public? No one really wants to know who's fucking who, or how they feel. This whole thread is like smelling someone else's fart.

And why are you complaining about not feeling the love, when realistically, all you've done by sleeping with three men is shown that you arent up for something serious, and that you just want to be used for sex (whether you think you have or not).

If you ask me, the current course you are steering is that of exhibitionist sex doormat. ie, you want to prove to yourself you're attractive and worth something, you know men are a quick fix to that feeling so you feel compelled to shag loads of people and make sure people know you are shagging lots of people, but the converse is that rather than getting the high feeling of power from the 'kill' over and over again, you end up feeling used and insecure because none of them seem to care, thus perpetuating your need to shag about, and pretty soon you'll end up shagging men just to please them, forgetting about what you ever wanted. Marilyn Monroe did this, lots of women do it, but its not healthy (unless you want to shag a Kennedy then die of a suspicious drug overdose)

Ultimately Allie, if you want love in the form you seem to require it, you will have to give up the shagging about and commit to one person (who isnt just a voice on the internet or living in another country, or mental), and if you want to sow your wild oats (and there is no reason why you shouldnt as long as you exercise care and discretion), you may as well forget love for the time being, and quit expecting men to be jealous when you move on to the next one. They'll be in it for the orgasm, not the white wedding. I also think you might want to take a long hard look at yourself and your past and figure out why you seem to need all this attention, and see if you can figure out how to get it in a healthy way that will help you feel stronger rather than perpetuate your neediness.

Everyone here would, I'm sure, help and support you with that.

:)

Chris
04-04-2005, 14:45:24
Lurker airs his dirty laundry, over his pants.

sleeping_satsuma
04-04-2005, 14:45:58
oh, and men who say they love you but don't get jealous when you fuck someone else are one of the following:

sociopath
voyeur
lying
don't love you (although they may love the idea of love)

Chris
04-04-2005, 14:47:51
You forget gay.

Funko
04-04-2005, 14:48:17
Or your brother.

Chris
04-04-2005, 14:49:06
Your brother is gay Funko?

Funko
04-04-2005, 14:51:17
No, your brother.

Greg W
04-04-2005, 14:53:48
Funko would know...

Chris
04-04-2005, 14:55:41
Originally posted by Funko
No, your brother. Nobody tells me anything, dammit.

sleeping_satsuma
04-04-2005, 14:58:04
I was assuming Allie hasnt yet degenerated to the point where she would date her own brother (although its not impossible :) ) And most gay men of her generation are out and proud.

my categories are under the wider umbrella of 'straight men'.

I'm considering adding 'otherwise attached' though (to a partner or situation)

sleeping_satsuma
04-04-2005, 14:58:34
And maybe 'twat' :D

Funko
04-04-2005, 15:00:21
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
I was assuming Allie hasnt yet degenerated to the point where she would date her own brother (although its not impossible :) ) And most gay men of her generation are out and proud.

At 16 or so? Not sure about that. Not sure at all. (Sadly) I think you'd still get the shit kicked out of you at most schools. They might be out on-line but not in real life.

protein
04-04-2005, 15:02:15
Yup, all the young bands I meet are all really homophobic.

Oerdin
04-04-2005, 15:02:50
Around here the gay men just have creepy old men poking around their rooms while they are away.

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=131684

sleeping_satsuma
04-04-2005, 15:07:12
Originally posted by Funko
At 16 or so? Not sure about that. Not sure at all. (Sadly) I think you'd still get the shit kicked out of you at most schools. They might be out on-line but not in real life.

fair enough, but they are probably unlikely to spend a lifetime pretending the other way like our fathers generations, is kinda what i meant.

we can add gay if you like.

even worse if the subsets that occur within the venn diagram i have illustrated ie gay sociopath who doesnt love you :)

sleeping_satsuma
04-04-2005, 15:07:35
Originally posted by Oerdin
Around here the gay men just have creepy old men poking around their rooms while they are away.

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=131684

are you in jail???

Chris
04-04-2005, 15:09:49
No, it justs feels like jail.

Oerdin
04-04-2005, 15:24:53
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
are you in jail???

I'm not creepy nor am I old. :bouncmsk:

Martini
04-04-2005, 15:41:56
Originally posted by alsieboo
:( It just doesn't feel right though, you shouldn't be able to cope with the idea of other people loving me and touching me

Alsie....I always thought you were an ok girl mainly because you seemed a younger version of me.

But this is just sad.

Fucking every bloke in sight is ok. Doing it to make someone jealous is also understandable. But getting upset because it's not working????

If you really were the sex maniac you portray on here, you'd be pleased this bloke doesnt seem to care you act a total slut with other people. The idea of having some neaderthal gorilla being so obsessed with you that he attacks every bloke who gives you a second glance is needy, pathetic, and extremely out dated.

Nothing personal. But grow up and sort your own head out, or at least stop expecting people to take you seriously and be sympathetic.

Lurker
04-04-2005, 15:55:07
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
No one really wants to know who's fucking who

I quit reading once I got to that part.

paiktis22
04-04-2005, 15:56:44
It is not an accident gutter press sells so much

Funko
04-04-2005, 15:59:30
Hey, Lurker lives in the gutter, needs to keep up on local news.

Chris
04-04-2005, 16:06:16
He was editor of his college paper, the 'Clown revue.'

sleeping_satsuma
04-04-2005, 16:06:28
:lol:

sleeping_satsuma
04-04-2005, 16:07:36
Originally posted by Oerdin
I'm not creepy nor am I old. :bouncmsk:

gay?

please for the love of god say no!!!!

Lurker
04-04-2005, 16:08:24
Gotta get your jollies any way you can.

Oerdin
04-04-2005, 16:52:27
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
gay?

please for the love of god say no!!!!

Happily, I like girls not guys. :)

Lefty Scaevola
04-04-2005, 17:14:26
"meh. why are men so infuriating?!"

Because women are vile evil creatures, and God hath commanded man to make their existence miserable.

Chris
04-04-2005, 17:20:42
They have some uses.

DevilsH@lo
04-04-2005, 17:23:55
NAME ONE!!!!!

:nervous:

DevilsH@lo
04-04-2005, 17:25:35
Fuck did i say that out loud!

Funko
04-04-2005, 17:27:48
Did you just answer your own question?

Chris
04-04-2005, 17:30:06
They can be counted on to clean up.

paiktis22
04-04-2005, 17:31:02
they go well with your car
*hoink*

DevilsH@lo
04-04-2005, 17:49:05
Originally posted by Funko
Did you just answer your own question?

I dunno, does answer your own question roughly equate to taken an enforced vow of celibacy????? :(

TV4Fun
04-04-2005, 18:01:15
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
Allie,

*stern big sister mode*

You're great but there are so many ways I want to kick your ass!!!! I'm not sure how seriously to take this post but hre's my two penneth worth if you are indeed being serious-

First- why do you feel the need to stage this conversation in front of everyone on CG? Haven't you ever heard the expression about not airing your dirty laundry in public? No one really wants to know who's fucking who, or how they feel. This whole thread is like smelling someone else's fart.I for one, happen to find this whole story fascinating

And why are you complaining about not feeling the love, when realistically, all you've done by sleeping with three men is shown that you arent up for something serious, and that you just want to be used for sex (whether you think you have or not). She's sleeping with two men, pay attention.

Chris
04-04-2005, 18:09:40
Of course you do, you stalking bastard.

DevilsH@lo
04-04-2005, 18:11:58
:lol:

TV4Fun
04-04-2005, 18:18:09
alsie sounds like she could use a stalker right now. At least then someone will pay attention to her.

sleeping_satsuma
04-04-2005, 18:27:24
Originally posted by DevilsH@lo
I dunno, does answer your own question roughly equate to taken an enforced vow of celibacy????? :(

christ.

you know, if you were dating a straight man you'd be doing everything right- talking about cars and fishing, shopping for powertools and plumbing sundries, watching the matrix. playing gran turismo, and recognising a quick squeeze of the 'parts' and the line 'fancy a shag?' as the only necessary prelude to sex.

I however am a f-e-m-a-l-e (p. 'fee-mail'). You might recognise us from these wobbly things attached to our chests.

I think you've spent too long around gun toting men.

DevilsH@lo
04-04-2005, 18:29:37
Do you want this new bathroom fitting or what???

You know i love you really.............especially the wobbly bits.

:D

sleeping_satsuma
04-04-2005, 18:31:21
:rolleyes:

if that plumbing will keep you away from my plumbing, then yes.

DevilsH@lo
04-04-2005, 18:36:02
Your plumbing isn't as heavily stained as the current bathroom suite...............................nearly but not quite.

alsieboo
04-04-2005, 18:59:02
First off, I'm only sleeping with one person, you get it fucking right.
Secondly, I don't have a brother.
Thirdly, my head is sorted, thanks for the concern, and I'm not airing my dirty laundry in public, this thread was only made so we could find someone. Sorry. Ben will kill me for telling you, you'll kill him for coming up with the idea, and yeah. We're curious, what else were we supposed to do?!

miester gandertak
04-04-2005, 19:01:25
try a phone

Chris
04-04-2005, 19:08:33
Bad monkey!

Bad!

sleeping_satsuma
04-04-2005, 19:13:38
so you could find someone????

allie are you saying you were looking for a swinger............on CG???????????

GET THEE TO A FUCKING SHRINK!!!!!!!!!

:)

Chris
04-04-2005, 19:15:56
miester gandertak swings

From trees.

sleeping_satsuma
04-04-2005, 19:17:52
btw dh needs a shag

miester gandertak
04-04-2005, 19:17:56
:lol: :lol: :lol:
jepperdeejep i am a swingert

alsieboo
04-04-2005, 19:20:02
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
so you could find someone????

allie are you saying you were looking for a swinger............on CG???????????

GET THEE TO A FUCKING SHRINK!!!!!!!!!

:)

Noo, we were trying to lure someone specific. Maybe we should respect their anonimity though...naah

Lurker
04-04-2005, 19:20:34
Originally posted by alsieboo
this thread was only made so we could find someone. Sorry. Ben will kill me for telling you, you'll kill him for coming up with the idea, and yeah. We're curious, what else were we supposed to do?!

Ah yes, it all makes perfect sense now.

TV4Fun
04-04-2005, 19:21:10
who?

miester gandertak
04-04-2005, 19:21:12
:lol:

Christoph
04-04-2005, 19:30:33
Two days ago my sister phoned me up saying I have too many whoremones. Hah, I wish!

BigGameHunter
04-04-2005, 19:32:01
TV4Fun could use a lay.
Either that or a long drive to the country with Laz and I and one from which he doesn't return.

Any good water filled quarries in your town, Laz?

Chris
04-04-2005, 19:35:48
Planning to Ned Beatty him?

Funko
04-04-2005, 19:36:10
Originally posted by alsieboo
Secondly, I don't have a brother.

We can rule that one out then.

Lazarus and the Gimp
04-04-2005, 19:39:09
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
TV4Fun could use a lay.
Either that or a long drive to the country with Laz and I and one from which he doesn't return.

Any good water filled quarries in your town, Laz?

Better than that- this is disused coal mine country.

TV4Fun
04-04-2005, 19:42:39
I vote for a lay.

Lazarus and the Gimp
04-04-2005, 19:55:38
Originally posted by alsieboo
Noo, we were trying to lure someone specific. Maybe we should respect their anonimity though...naah

10 says it's Verres.

sleeping_satsuma
04-04-2005, 21:53:01
forgive my obvious naivety Allie, but why didnt you just pm this person instead of telling the world?

alsieboo
04-04-2005, 22:05:21
Because we don't know who she is on here, and she wont say either :p

sleeping_satsuma
04-04-2005, 22:12:16
ok, I don't want to be involved in this thread anymore. Good luck.

Drekkus
04-04-2005, 22:32:04
Originally posted by Funko
We can rule that one out then. Maybe Ben has?

miester gandertak
04-04-2005, 22:54:24
Obi-Wan Kenobi?

Christoph
04-04-2005, 22:57:27
His name has Wank and nob in it. George must have been having a right old laugh making up there names!

The Mad Monk
04-04-2005, 23:02:01
Originally posted by alsieboo
Because we don't know who she is on here, and she wont say either :p

How many unidentified *shes* do we have?

miester gandertak
04-04-2005, 23:06:13
do we have shes?
woooooohooooooo we have shes

alsieboo
04-04-2005, 23:07:04
Too many, not enough

Christoph
04-04-2005, 23:08:51
I was a she last friday

miester gandertak
04-04-2005, 23:11:12
did it hurt?

The Mad Monk
04-04-2005, 23:23:52
Originally posted by alsieboo
Too many, not enough

Tizzy -- photograph available
Zmama -- photo available, West Virginia
Martini -- ???
Sleeping Satsuma -- photo available
Lady Rachel -- photo available, New Zealand
LoC -- photo available, United States
Devilmunchkin -- photo available, United States
HelloKitty -- ???
Kory -- photo available

Anyone missing? :hmm:

alsieboo
04-04-2005, 23:26:03
Apparently there's been a pic of HK

Christoph
04-04-2005, 23:29:47
Originally posted by miester gandertak
did it hurt?

doooooo
di
doooooo

The Mad Monk
04-04-2005, 23:32:22
I doubt that photo's authenticity.

Anyway, that leaves Martini, unless you suspect a lurker (not Lurker).

Has this person been hobbling around a lot lately?

self biased
04-04-2005, 23:34:14
yeah, but that was back in the acol era.

JM^3
05-04-2005, 00:17:31
Originally posted by The Mad Monk
Tizzy -- photograph available
Zmama -- photo available, West Virginia
Martini -- ???
Sleeping Satsuma -- photo available
Lady Rachel -- photo available, New Zealand
LoC -- photo available, United States
Devilmunchkin -- photo available, United States
HelloKitty -- ???
Kory -- photo available

Anyone missing? :hmm:

HK is in the US, I beleive

JM

The Mad Monk
05-04-2005, 00:20:43
Unless she's doing somebody's books in Reading.

JM^3
05-04-2005, 00:29:16
I swear she once talked about being a gradstudent/postdoc/ta/instructor/something in the US though..

JM

alsieboo
05-04-2005, 00:47:18
only once or twice.

We did think it was Martini, but it can't be, the whole job thing elsewhere puts paid to that.

Apparently she's more of a lurker, which makes our job harder

Lefty Scaevola
05-04-2005, 03:38:38
Originally posted by JM^3
HK is in the US, I beleive Yep, and I have seen a photo of her, at Poly IIRC.

Spartak@work
05-04-2005, 04:35:11
Haven't we all? - although doubts about its authenticity have bene raised earlier in this thread.

Oerdin
05-04-2005, 08:31:23
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
btw dh needs a shag

For all your words towards him you know you'd be jealous if he ran off an shagged another girl. ;)

Martini
05-04-2005, 11:31:46
Originally posted by alsieboo
only once or twice.

We did think it was Martini, but it can't be, the whole job thing elsewhere puts paid to that.

Apparently she's more of a lurker, which makes our job harder

:cry: Can I not join your strange online orgies anyway? I may be in the wrong part of the country but have been subject to so many cases of mistaken identity on here I feel like I may as well live the life of this mystery character you are hunting down.

Thales
05-04-2005, 11:52:57
Ben will kill me for telling you, you'll kill him for coming up with the idea, and yeah. We're curious, what else were we supposed to do?!


Ahem... we? :o ;)

Naturally, Allie's being a terror and I have no part in it! :nervous:

Oerdin
05-04-2005, 12:22:53
Naturally.

miester gandertak
05-04-2005, 12:36:14
Naturally a bear shits in the wood.
and fish fuck in water

Oerdin
05-04-2005, 12:39:58
I never knew fish fucked I thought it was just a matter of laying eggs then the boy fish jizzing all over them. Not really fucking if you ask me.

Beta1
05-04-2005, 12:45:38
OK hands up, its me alsie is stalking.

now let me get back to my accounting so I can finish up and go home to reading.

PS Hi keith!

Lazarus and the Gimp
05-04-2005, 16:11:47
Originally posted by Oerdin
I never knew fish fucked I thought it was just a matter of laying eggs then the boy fish jizzing all over them. Not really fucking if you ask me.

You get some species going for full-on penetrative action. All the live-breeders, in fact. That covers sharks and guppies.

Christoph
05-04-2005, 16:19:13
How do you know so much about fish sex?

Lazarus and the Gimp
05-04-2005, 16:27:56
There's this nice old man called "David Attenborough" who patiently explains these things. And I believe him.

Chris
05-04-2005, 18:09:13
He also led the Great Escape in the movies.

Darkstar
05-04-2005, 18:13:47
Now now... not all sharks are live bearers. IIRC, Sharks are pretty evenly split on live versus egg laying.

Lazarus and the Gimp
05-04-2005, 19:43:03
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF040ADMoonBunny.jpg

Thales
05-04-2005, 20:08:56
There's this nice old man called "David Attenborough" who patiently explains these things. And I believe him.


The worlds greatest pornographer :cool: :heart:

Lazarus and the Gimp
05-04-2005, 20:55:05
He's more of a Kinsey than a Guccione.

alsieboo
05-04-2005, 21:02:46
Originally posted by Martini
:cry: Can I not join your strange online orgies anyway? I may be in the wrong part of the country but have been subject to so many cases of mistaken identity on here I feel like I may as well live the life of this mystery character you are hunting down.

You can join in whatever you like, although I'd prefer it if you were you..

Martini
05-04-2005, 21:05:43
Oh, I am me, believe me.

Or at least I think I am.

Who the hell is this mystery female you're looking for anyway? It'd be a lot easier to be her instead if I knew who she was.

Darkstar
05-04-2005, 21:10:03
Maybe her feet aren't blistered! That would definately be a reason for Martini to swap over.

I hope you get your feet looked after and healed, well and quickly, Martini.

alsieboo
05-04-2005, 21:12:00
Originally posted by Martini
Oh, I am me, believe me.

Or at least I think I am.

Who the hell is this mystery female you're looking for anyway? It'd be a lot easier to be her instead if I knew who she was.

Verres, from poly.

I'd still like it if you were you though, you don't seem to bad either

Lazarus and the Gimp
05-04-2005, 21:14:06
Yes! 10!

And she posts here as "Verres" amazingly enough. And play nicely, because I think she's nice.

Martini
05-04-2005, 21:15:50
Verres??? :eek: :eek:

Coincidences I guess, but....omfg :lol:

I'll make sure she gets the message.

alsieboo
05-04-2005, 21:18:19
:hmm:

Thales
05-04-2005, 21:31:55
Yes you're all happy and dandy, safe in behind your internet connections that are frustraingly faster than mine, but I know her IRL so I'm the one that's going to get oublietted!

Martini
05-04-2005, 21:34:15
:lol: not quite. She has been kind enough to lend me a floor on more than one occassion. Hopefully she will do so again in the near future, especially now I'm disabled and all.

*hint hint to lurking Verres ;)*

Thales
05-04-2005, 22:18:57
If you hear scratching below the floorboards, don't let the evils of hygiene prevent you from dropping a fishhead or two...

Lazarus and the Gimp
05-04-2005, 22:33:43
Yep. Thread getting funnier.

JM^3
05-04-2005, 22:36:57
I don't get thales last post though..

JM

Thales
05-04-2005, 22:40:20
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oubliette

Immortal Wombat
05-04-2005, 23:04:59
The fuck? Martini knows Verres as well? The internet was much easier to understand when nobody knew each other in real life. :(

alsieboo
05-04-2005, 23:06:33
Things are never as simple as you'd like them to be

JM^3
05-04-2005, 23:10:16
it's all the british posters

that island is just too small

JM

Martini
05-04-2005, 23:13:00
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
The fuck? Martini knows Verres as well? The internet was much easier to understand when nobody knew each other in real life. :(

No shit. Apparently Verres has previously denied all knowledge of me. Ooops :cute:

JM^3
05-04-2005, 23:18:31
dsid you just get a nasty PM?

no floor for you!

JM

alsieboo
05-04-2005, 23:22:26
If only everybody was honest about who they were, and who they knew, everything would be a lot easier :p

Christoph
05-04-2005, 23:26:48
I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?

Immortal Wombat
05-04-2005, 23:32:53
I'm Ben

Martini
05-04-2005, 23:35:04
I'm Jasen - why don't you want to hunt me down and kill me?

Christoph
05-04-2005, 23:36:42
I'm Jesus.

No, wait, I'm the Pope!

alsieboo
05-04-2005, 23:36:50
Wrong one?

Immortal Wombat
05-04-2005, 23:37:41
yeah

Immortal Wombat
05-04-2005, 23:38:09
I do do hunting and killing.

alsieboo
05-04-2005, 23:38:32
Where is it you live again IW?

Immortal Wombat
05-04-2005, 23:39:53
Sussexshire and Cambridgeshire alternately.

Immortal Wombat
05-04-2005, 23:40:16
I mean, er, Wales.

alsieboo
05-04-2005, 23:42:03
:p I have family in Wales anyway, nowhere is safe!

Immortal Wombat
05-04-2005, 23:43:55
Wales, Missouri

alsieboo
05-04-2005, 23:46:10
damint, I'll have to save up a bit more of my allowance for that one

Martini
05-04-2005, 23:47:40
Where are you from anyway Alsie? Seem to remember putting you in the 'not Reading' box but that doesnt really narrow it down....

alsieboo
05-04-2005, 23:49:21
Oxfordshire, but Berkshire is just a 20 minute drive away from my house unfortunately

Martini
05-04-2005, 23:50:40
Don't really know anyone in Oxford....if I'm ever in the area I'll invade your floor ;)

alsieboo
05-04-2005, 23:52:26
I'm counting on it!

Greg W
06-04-2005, 00:17:12
And I thought this thread was weird before... :nervous:

alsieboo
06-04-2005, 00:25:08
ssssh

Cruddy
06-04-2005, 03:56:18
Originally posted by alsieboo
Girl meets boy, girl likes boy, boy likes girl, girl meets other boy, girl also likes other boy, other boy likes girl, girl meets yet another, likes boy, he likes her, all is good.

But why can't there be any jealousy? It's all very well and good saying 'I love you' but when they don't get even remotely jealous about the fact the day before you were with them, you were shacking up with some other bloke, you've got to wonder what's going on. Jasen and mark get jealous (but we don't talk about mark anymore), but Ben doens't. :shoot:

Possibly he's trying to do things differently after having made mistakes...

...and if we weren't so infuriating you would soon find something else to complain about, so we keep at it.

Thales
06-04-2005, 09:06:46
nm

Funko
06-04-2005, 09:34:43
Originally posted by Martini
:lol: not quite. She has been kind enough to lend me a floor on more than one occassion. Hopefully she will do so again in the near future, especially now I'm disabled and all.

*hint hint to lurking Verres ;)*

:confused: :lol: :beer:

DaShi
06-04-2005, 10:17:11
Who are you fuckers?!!!

King_Ghidra
06-04-2005, 10:54:04
we are all keith

Funko
06-04-2005, 11:03:11
It's just Keith that's infuriating.

zmama
06-04-2005, 11:42:08
It's his jet set lifestyle

Provost Harrison
06-04-2005, 11:48:11
This all looks far to complicated...

Martini
06-04-2005, 12:24:58
Honestly PH, you really must pay better attention.

Alsie started a thread to complain about Ben who is Thales who from what Verres has said is also Whaleboy on 'poly. Part of the plan was to track down a mystery girl on here....

This mystery girl was apparently Verres who lurks here, who it seems has been confused with me on a few occassions by Thales who knows her IRL, Alsie who knows Thales and, as I discovered last night, Verres' ex from 'poly who I thought was being a little forward in offering me truffles, but that all makes a bit more sense now.

Verres is actually one of the many people who have offered me a floor over recent years, and is responsible for my relatively recent relocation to Liverpool.

Apparently I was not meant to admit I knew her for some reason, but there we go. As for where the fuck she is these days, I have no idea either in RL or online. But no doubt I shall soon discover this :lol:



....see, its perfectly simple really ;)

MoSe
06-04-2005, 12:28:51
Originally posted by Martini
putting you in the 'not Reading' box
I think here we call that feature the "ignore list"...

King_Ghidra
06-04-2005, 12:37:52
:lol:

Funko
06-04-2005, 12:45:31
I understood it all until Martini explained. I think I still understand it and will ignore her confusing post. :beer:

zmama
06-04-2005, 12:49:30
I understood it and still think it's all lame

Fistandantilus
06-04-2005, 12:53:48
Originally posted by Funko
I understood it all until Martini explained. I think I still understand it and will ignore her confusing post. :beer:

Ditto :beer:

Martini
06-04-2005, 13:38:27
Originally posted by zmama
I understood it and still think it's all lame

I think it's quite exciting, I'ver never been stalked before - especially by people who think I'm someone else.

This is better than an episode of Eastenders :beer:

Funko
06-04-2005, 13:44:16
Take Alsie down the market and teach her to steal stuff from your cousin's stall.

Venom
06-04-2005, 13:47:20
I wish I understood everything going on in here.

Resource Consumer
06-04-2005, 13:52:00
I wish I understood anything going on in here

Tizzy
06-04-2005, 13:52:51
I wish I understood anything

Funko
06-04-2005, 14:00:42
Right:

At Poly there were three posters Whaleboy (boy), Verres (girl) and another one who's name I can't remember (boy)

Two of them were dating at school. I think Verres and the one I can't remember. Although she always seemed a bit too normal for 'poly. They seemed to split up sometime around the normal leaving school and going to university period were 99% of school couples break up. Betweeen all this there were very tedious arguments about philosophy between one of the boys and the rest of poly.

I thought at some point Whaleboy turned gay which seems not to be true, maybe that was the other one... and apparently he fell in love with Alsie. Then he went a bit nuts but is doing better now which is good.

Now it seems Alsie and Whaleboy/Ben/Thales are trying to recruit Verres for some kind of naughy business but thought that Martini was Verres.

That thought had crossed my mind at some point as well.

Er..

Alsie's only sleeping with one person.

And Martini has got injured feet and isn't Verres. We can tell this because she said she isn't and apparently because she has a job somewhere else.

I have no idea where Christoph fits in but he has hypnotic bouncing boobies as an avatar and likes skateboarding. He also gets pierced because he fancies the girl who pierces him.

Clear now?

Funko
06-04-2005, 14:01:48
It's very simple.

Greg W
06-04-2005, 14:03:25
Clear as mud! :beer:

Venom
06-04-2005, 14:06:52
You didn't explain the Eastenders connection.

MoSe
06-04-2005, 14:07:10
http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?client=public&X=855000.67589475&Y=5695000.59555651&width=700&height=400&gride=856113.67589475&gridn=5696829.59555651&srec=0&coordsys=mercator&db=IT&addr1=&addr2=&addr3=verres&pc=&advanced=&local=&localinfosel=&kw=&inmap=&table=&ovtype=&zm=0&scale=200000&out.x=6&out.y=11

Funko
06-04-2005, 14:08:15
Originally posted by Venom
You didn't explain the Eastenders connection.

It's a TV show that Martini has either watched or heard about.

Venom
06-04-2005, 14:17:01
So what about the market stall thing?

Funko
06-04-2005, 14:19:00
Well yesterday teen tearaway Stacey took her new friend (the ex-crime boss's daughter who ran away from school) to get some clothes, the only place to shop in Eastenders is the market and the only clothes stall is run my Stacy's cousin. So Stacey taught her new friend to shoplift the clothes. New friend felt guilty and went and paid for them.

Verres
06-04-2005, 14:36:41
Originally posted by alsieboo
Verres, from poly.


Congratulations. You found me. Now please leave me alone and dont force me to post here again.

Venom
06-04-2005, 14:38:01
Originally posted by Funko
Well yesterday teen tearaway Stacey took her new friend (the ex-crime boss's daughter who ran away from school) to get some clothes, the only place to shop in Eastenders is the market and the only clothes stall is run my Stacy's cousin. So Stacey taught her new friend to shoplift the clothes. New friend felt guilty and went and paid for them.

Sounds like a Facts of Life episode.

Greg W
06-04-2005, 14:38:38
Originally posted by Verres
Congratulations. You found me. Now please leave me alone and dont force me to post here again. Tell Alsie...

zmama
06-04-2005, 14:38:51
lame lame lame shit


all of this

ozscott75
06-04-2005, 14:39:47
Compelling point.

Drekkus
06-04-2005, 14:40:00
You make it sound like posting here is a punishment.

Greg W
06-04-2005, 14:40:20
Originally posted by zmama
lame lame lame shit


all of this all of us too.

Greg W
06-04-2005, 14:40:46
Originally posted by Drekkus
You make it sound like posting here is a punishment. Only when the dutch are here. :p

Venom
06-04-2005, 14:41:21
Agreed. That Eastenders show sounds lame.

zmama
06-04-2005, 14:42:32
Originally posted by Drekkus
You make it sound like posting here is a punishment.

Compelling point


(thanks to ozscott for my phrase of the day)

Drekkus
06-04-2005, 14:44:39
Originally posted by Greg W
Only when the dutch are here. :p No, you pull full halls.

Greg W
06-04-2005, 14:45:43
:clueless:

Drekkus
06-04-2005, 14:46:42
exactely!

ozscott75
06-04-2005, 14:47:40
Compelling point.

dv8ed
06-04-2005, 14:50:26
I miss DM.

zmama
06-04-2005, 15:00:01
Danger Mouse!!?

Yeah that was fun :D

dv8ed
06-04-2005, 15:06:07
Pennington was teh b0mb.

Colon
06-04-2005, 15:36:30
So, if I understood it correctly, Thales doesn't need to be jealous to get laid, right?

miester gandertak
06-04-2005, 17:11:50
Originally posted by Drekkus
No, you pull full halls. No, your mother can iron very well.

miester gandertak
06-04-2005, 17:15:47
Originally posted by Greg W
Only when the dutch are here. :p :cry:

Lurker
06-04-2005, 17:25:59
Summary please.

Tizzy
06-04-2005, 17:39:35
Originally posted by zmama
lame lame lame shit


all of this

Thales
06-04-2005, 17:46:06
Oh man this is sooo wrong...

Martini: Drogues truffles are disturbingly good... best avoided.


Betweeen all this there were very tedious arguments about philosophy between one of the boys and the rest of poly.


:lol: It's kinda like a essentialist bukkake party on 'poly at the moment...


I thought at some point Whaleboy turned gay which seems not to be true, maybe that was the other one... and apparently he fell in love with Alsie. Then he went a bit nuts but is doing better now which is good.


If Drogue has turned gay then I owe myself a blow job. I, on the other hand, am unconfusingly bi.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
06-04-2005, 18:23:20
Originally posted by Verres
Congratulations. You found me. Now please leave me alone and dont force me to post here again.

Wow, they tracked you down and held a gun to your head in RL? Beyond that, I don't see how anyone can "force" someone to vote. You did because you wanted to. They're bugging you via PMs or email? That's what filters are for.

Next time, avoid the thread and don't click reply. Problem solved!

alsieboo
06-04-2005, 19:01:48
but 'verres' only registered today

Lurker
06-04-2005, 19:10:34
Verres's avatar sucks.

self biased
06-04-2005, 19:17:06
Originally posted by Lurker
Summary please.

i agree. i can't normally be assed to read a thread over twenty posts, and this one's over two hundred. just what in the hell is going on here?

alsieboo
06-04-2005, 19:18:44
nothing much, don't worry :)

self biased
06-04-2005, 19:21:18
it's got to be something if the thread's on page five already?

Lazarus and the Gimp
06-04-2005, 19:48:06
Read the word association thread and reconsider that post.

Venom
06-04-2005, 19:56:41
Or the sinking thread, or any of those Koshko threads that cause fighting or anything by HelloKitty.

alsieboo
06-04-2005, 20:09:20
exactly

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
06-04-2005, 21:12:17
Originally posted by alsieboo
but 'verres' only registered today

Then that makes it even more retarded. Verres registered only to say that you forced her to register and post. That's an awful lot of trouble to go to for someone who never wanted to post in the first place.

I hereby award Verres the "Retarded Goink of the Week" award! :p

JM^3
06-04-2005, 21:14:19
you actually tihnk that was verres?

JM

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
06-04-2005, 21:23:03
Chances are good.

Great, I'm turning into a magic 8-ball.

JM^3
06-04-2005, 22:10:33
I just want to know what you said before management edited it..

JM