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Funko
02-04-2005, 20:17:06
x-forum copycat.

Greg W
02-04-2005, 21:42:46
:hmm:

:nervous:

Diss
02-04-2005, 21:56:14
mine is too big :(

Shining1
03-04-2005, 02:47:12
"This cock is too big," said Goldilocks...

zmama
03-04-2005, 03:11:57
Originally posted by Diss
mine is too big :(

It doesn't fit in the roasting pan?

Oerdin
03-04-2005, 07:15:33
I hate really big cocks. They won't fit on the roasting spit.

Diss
03-04-2005, 10:38:42
I heard there was a guy who ate his own penis. You gotta wonder how it tastes...

DaShi
03-04-2005, 11:15:55
Originally posted by Oerdin
I hate really big cocks. They won't fit on the roasting spit.

So, you spit.

MDA
03-04-2005, 11:25:38
I saw a huge gobbler last weekend.

miester gandartak
03-04-2005, 12:40:18
Were you the gobbler?

Lurker
03-04-2005, 16:36:35
Originally posted by Diss
I heard there was a guy who ate his own penis. You gotta wonder how it tastes...

No you don't.

Provost Harrison
03-04-2005, 17:00:53
Originally posted by Diss
I heard there was a guy who ate his own penis. You gotta wonder how it tastes...

Isn't the taste of other men's enough for you?

zmama
03-04-2005, 22:10:06
I froze a cock today

Tizzy
04-04-2005, 09:45:31
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy
one cold, blustery January day.
The daughter said to the mother, “My hands are freezing cold.”
The mother replied, “Put your hands between your legs. The
body heat will warm them up.” So the daughter did, and her hands warmed
up.

The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend, and he said, “My
hands are freezing cold.” The daughter replied, “Put them between my legs,
they’ll warm up.”

The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with the
daughter. He said, “My nose is freezing cold.” The daughter replied, “Put
it between my legs. It will warm up.”
He did, and his nose warmed up.

The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the daughter and he
said, “My penis is frozen solid.”

The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she
says to her mother, “Have you ever heard of a penis? “The slightly
concerned
mother says, “Sure, why do you ask?

”The daughter says, “Well, they make one heck of a mess when they defrost!”

Funko
04-04-2005, 09:46:20
:lol:

miester gandertak
04-04-2005, 09:49:37
:lol:

Greg W
04-04-2005, 11:27:03
Heard it before, but :lol:.