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Lazarus and the Gimp
31-03-2005, 22:07:19
For five hours, my house contained nine kids aged between one and five.

Now my entire house is sticky. How? I can understand a patch here and there, but the whole house?

Provost Harrison
31-03-2005, 22:07:55
Ectoplasm I'm afraid...

Lazarus and the Gimp
31-03-2005, 22:08:48
And a knob is now missing off my oven. Bloody kids.

Darkstar
31-03-2005, 22:14:22
Laz, you really don't want to know! :lol:

What was the occasion of having such a young gaggle of children at your house?

KrazyHorse@home
31-03-2005, 22:18:18
I'll guess that one of his children just had a birthday

Lazarus and the Gimp
31-03-2005, 22:22:45
Nope. Wifey's coffee morning. Due to it being school holidays, more of her coven turned up than usual.

KrazyHorse@home
31-03-2005, 22:24:32
Why would you let her do something like that?

Darkstar
31-03-2005, 22:25:22
Because he likes having sex with his wife? I know that's an odd concept, a husband liking to have sex with his wife, but Laz is just a freak like that.

Provost Harrison
31-03-2005, 22:26:49
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
And a knob is now missing off my oven. Bloody kids.

Go to your local A+E...I am sure some kid will be coughing it up as we speak ;)

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
31-03-2005, 22:58:22
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
And a knob is now missing off my oven. Bloody kids.

You had an effigy of George Bush on your oven?

sleeping_satsuma
31-03-2005, 23:25:22
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Nope. Wifey's coffee morning. Due to it being school holidays, more of her coven turned up than usual.

Ostara?