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MattHiggs
28-03-2002, 16:18:15
My cousin has died in a car crash.


yep. She diead in a car crash in the Ukraine. she was only 20 years old . Her boyfriend died as well. He was driving drunk.

her body is deeply burnt. His eyeballs flied out.




The idiot.


Over at Apolyton.... am I sick?

walruskkkch
28-03-2002, 16:22:02
It's sad though.

Funkodrom
28-03-2002, 16:23:21
Yes... but... his eyeballs did flied out.

walruskkkch
28-03-2002, 16:25:54
So he didn't get the meat of the bat on 'em. Maybe he just has warning track power?

Drekkus
28-03-2002, 16:26:16
I missed the flied bit. Was that the hilareous part?

Matt laughs uncontrollably in the face of death, ONCE AGAIN.

Funkodrom
28-03-2002, 16:27:28
If you can't laugh at death death will laugh at you.

walruskkkch
28-03-2002, 16:28:30
Death's got knobby knees. :lol:

Funkodrom
28-03-2002, 16:29:17
Death's going to be uncomfortable when it kisses my arse then.

Drekkus
28-03-2002, 16:31:47
Mike, You really like your sig, don't you? :p
Why don't you just put: 'the abyss gazes back' instead of 'the abyss gazes also back into you'??

Funkodrom
28-03-2002, 16:32:33
I didn't write it. :D

King_Ghidra
28-03-2002, 16:33:24
Originally posted by MikeH
Yes... but... his eyeballs did flied out.

ROTFLMAO :lol:

Funkodrom
28-03-2002, 16:33:49
Ask Nietzsche. :D

Venom
28-03-2002, 16:34:53
I did. He said it was because he was a longwinded German dick head.

Funkodrom
28-03-2002, 16:35:30
I asked him about Venom and he said: "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself."

Venom
28-03-2002, 16:36:38
Wasn't the Freud who said that?

Funkodrom
28-03-2002, 16:36:52
He's a depressing longwinded German dickhead.

King_Ghidra
28-03-2002, 16:37:43
nietzsche wasn't longwinded - he was seriously into aphorisms

Funkodrom
28-03-2002, 16:38:32
Originally posted by Venom
Wasn't the Freud who said that?

No, but I think the reason you might think that is also summed up by the DLGD:

The educational system in large states will always be mediocre at best, for the same reason that the cooking in large kitchens is at best mediocre.

:confused: The oven's too big?

Funkodrom
28-03-2002, 16:39:00
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
nietzsche wasn't longwinded - he was seriously into aphorisms

Whatever people want to get up to in the privacy of their own bedrooms..

Drekkus
28-03-2002, 16:40:02
It's German. You know they don't make any sense, and then act like it's really complicated.

walruskkkch
28-03-2002, 16:40:05
"I would kill them all and let God sort them out but someone told me he was dead."

-- Tyr Anasazi

Funkodrom
28-03-2002, 16:40:53
I like the way Tyr used the Duke Nukem quote in there.

Venom
28-03-2002, 16:41:19
Always good to quote Duke.

King_Ghidra
28-03-2002, 16:42:19
mike you are too fucking witty sometimes
how can you be the same bloke i know who is so unfunny?

Funkodrom
28-03-2002, 16:46:46
I just have a bunch of stock phrases and I'm trained to unleash them at any appropriate moment. The only tricky bit is recognising the right place to put each comment. Most of the time I cock it up.:D

Venom
28-03-2002, 16:51:19
You quote too many movies.

Funkodrom
28-03-2002, 16:53:30
About time to change my sig. This one is Niels Bohr.

RedFred
28-03-2002, 16:56:57
Bohring.

Venom
28-03-2002, 16:59:45
I should probably not express myself at all.

Drekkus
28-03-2002, 16:59:52
Bohring. Clearly expres than I think I think.

Drekkus
28-03-2002, 17:00:39
and slow too.

Funkodrom
28-03-2002, 17:05:19
OK changed again. :D

RedFred
28-03-2002, 17:07:32
Actually the last sig was okay. For a theoretical physicist Bohr was a pretty quotable guy. I just couldn't resist a bad pun.

Drekkus
28-03-2002, 17:08:28
Who came up with this one?

Funkodrom
28-03-2002, 17:08:33
Ah well, maybe I'll reinstate it at a later date.

It was: Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. For those who missed it.

Vincent Fandango
28-03-2002, 20:40:32
Legal note:

Mr. Fandango is not responsible for mentioning german language in this thread.

Darkstar
29-03-2002, 09:35:05
Like anyone is going to believe you, Vincent.

Funkodrom
03-04-2002, 10:57:17
Originally posted by Drekkus
Who came up with this one?

Oscar Wilde.

Drekkus
03-04-2002, 11:21:47
Big, bearded, bonking, butch Oscar. The terror of the ladies. 114 illegitimate children, world heavyweight boxing champion, and author of the best-selling pamphlet, "Why I Like To Do It With Girls".

That one?