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Asher
30-03-2005, 16:15:48
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050329/capt.johx10103292341.seal_hunt_johx101.jpg

Thump!

Asher
30-03-2005, 16:16:11
Whack!

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050330/capt.johx10503292356.seal_hunt_topix_johx105.jpg

Gramercy Riffs
30-03-2005, 16:25:22
Thanks

Asher
30-03-2005, 16:26:37
Yahoo!

Ming
30-03-2005, 16:29:55
While the results look effective, I think they could learn some style points from Sammy Sosa or Barry Bonds... their grip and swing are all wrong ;)

protein
30-03-2005, 16:35:05
are you my mummy? where's my mummy? what's that stick for?

http://www.exzooberance.com/virtual%20zoo/they%20swim/harp%20seal/Harp%20Seal%20485028.jpg

protein
30-03-2005, 17:34:54
:cry:

Asher
30-03-2005, 17:35:02
Originally posted by protein
are you my mummy? where's my mummy? what's that stick for?

*WHACK*

:beer:

Asher
30-03-2005, 17:35:37
IIRC if they're under 5 months old (like that one) they aren't culled.

protein
30-03-2005, 17:36:52
mummy? where's mummy?

sooooo cold.

soooo very lonely.

Asher
30-03-2005, 17:40:52
The problem is twofold:
1) French speaking population being the primary seal hunters
2) Newfies running the fishing ministry

The Mad Monk
30-03-2005, 17:46:20
What's *WHACK* in French?

Asher
30-03-2005, 17:50:03
*BATTEZ*

Provost Harrison
30-03-2005, 17:53:50
Hehe...

Diss
30-03-2005, 21:27:58
oh whacking day, oh whacking day

Ming
30-03-2005, 21:40:53
Dis... you must really like this thread... since you started one at Poly ;)

Fistandantilus
30-03-2005, 22:02:20
Wave your banning rod, Ming!

Diss
30-03-2005, 22:08:22
Originally posted by Ming
Dis... you must really like this thread... since you started one at Poly ;)

actually I started that thread before I even saw this thread.

My order upon firing up the computer: open up home page (drudge report). See article about clubbing seals. I figure this would be a way to spark conversation (and the enjoyable bashing of canadians) at poly. Poly is usually the first website I visit after my home page.

Ming
30-03-2005, 22:13:47
Originally posted by Diss
Poly is usually the first website I visit after my home page.

:beer:

My apologies... I just guessed it was a copy cat troll ;)

But I must admit, Asher did a better job of it.. :cute:

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
30-03-2005, 22:25:30
Originally posted by Diss
Poly is usually the first website I visit after my home page.

And I thought I was a sad loser for coming here first after installing DSL. Okay, maybe I am a sad loser, but not as big as Diss.

Venom
30-03-2005, 22:25:58
At least our rednecks shoot animals.

sleeping_satsuma
30-03-2005, 22:38:15
Originally posted by Asher
*BATTEZ*

does that make you a battez boy? :)

alsieboo
30-03-2005, 22:41:23
:lol:

Venom
30-03-2005, 23:14:42
Originally posted by protein

http://www.exzooberance.com/virtual%20zoo/they%20swim/harp%20seal/Harp%20Seal%20485028.jpg

What the hell is that hideous create!? Someone bash it!

protein
30-03-2005, 23:23:04
Look at the one in your avatar.

Diss
30-03-2005, 23:49:17
Originally posted by Ming
:beer:

My apologies... I just guessed it was a copy cat troll ;)

But I must admit, Asher did a better job of it.. :cute:

although I did admit I took another Asher troll to poly (but I didn't make a serparate thread of it). I posted a link to the Terri Schiavo blog over there.

although maybe I shouldn't admit that to the mods. I'm not sure if that is considered acceptable.

Diss
30-03-2005, 23:51:14
Originally posted by protein
are you my mummy? where's my mummy? what's that stick for?

http://www.exzooberance.com/virtual%20zoo/they%20swim/harp%20seal/Harp%20Seal%20485028.jpg

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. look at that face. who can bash that?

I fully support non violence against cute animals.

I'm okay with clubbing the ugly ones. :shoot:

KrazyHorse@home
30-03-2005, 23:55:34
Clubbing animals is the Canadian way. :beer:

Japher
30-03-2005, 23:58:55
Diss! They are ugly when covered in blood!

The Mad Monk
31-03-2005, 00:25:38
Originally posted by Asher
*BATTEZ*

Doesn't have quite the same impact, does it?

Ming
31-03-2005, 00:27:48
Originally posted by Diss
although maybe I shouldn't admit that to the mods. I'm not sure if that is considered acceptable.

Do you really think I give a damn :smoke:

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

*read my location field

Greg W
31-03-2005, 00:31:53
Ming, as well as being a bastard, is also a lazy bastard! :beer:

Ming
31-03-2005, 00:33:25
Damn right...

and excuse me... I meant title... not location field.

It gives a totally different meaning to my earlier post ;)

Greg W
31-03-2005, 00:43:52
n00b!

Asher
31-03-2005, 01:28:04
Originally posted by Diss
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. look at that face. who can bash that?

I fully support non violence against cute animals.

I'm okay with clubbing the ugly ones. :shoot:
We don't club the White seals.

Just the Brown and Black seals.

Diss
31-03-2005, 01:31:08
so canadians are racist too?

Asher
31-03-2005, 01:45:13
Whites don't deserve to get beats. They're too cute.

Spec
31-03-2005, 01:51:16
Originally posted by Asher
We don't club the White seals.



Now it's we Asher?

What about the French speaking Barbarian seal skin hunters.

Consistency?

Asher
31-03-2005, 01:52:47
I don't club any seals, I club the Christians and the French, and potentially the French Christians.

miester gandertak
31-03-2005, 01:53:22
and what about eskimos?

Asher
31-03-2005, 01:54:36
The Eskimos are confined to their igloos, on punishment of flamethrower.

Spec
31-03-2005, 01:56:23
I don't club seals either, nor do I club the english. I'd club you though....but your skin isn't worth shit.

miester gandertak
31-03-2005, 01:56:25
no beheading?

chop chop

Spec
31-03-2005, 01:58:13
Skinning is more painful

Asher
31-03-2005, 02:00:08
You lie, everyone in Montrea clubs seals.

Spec
31-03-2005, 02:03:29
You lie, children under 5 are not allowed to play with clubs.

miester gandertak
31-03-2005, 02:04:06
L

Venom
31-03-2005, 04:00:36
Originally posted by protein
Look at the one in your avatar.

Pep was a killer. You try clubbing her.

Asher
31-03-2005, 04:43:22
Dead dogs don't fight back very hard.

Usually.

HelloKitty
31-03-2005, 05:59:41
I thought that was a squirrel.

:confused:

Venom
31-03-2005, 14:03:53
Pepper will now feast upon your immortal souls. Except for Asher and HK. Queers don't have souls.

protein
31-03-2005, 14:06:46
I don't have a soul either. I'm an athiest.

zmama
31-03-2005, 14:10:30
Sweet sweet soul music

Lurker
31-03-2005, 14:43:01
Originally posted by HelloKitty
I thought that was a squirrel.

:confused:

:lol:

Sorry, Venom, but that was funny.

HelloKitty
31-03-2005, 23:58:10
We have souls, they are just under contract to our lord and master, Lucifer.

Darkstar
01-04-2005, 11:13:45
So you get your marching orders from the ACLU then? ;)