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TV4Fun
30-03-2005, 02:24:18
If the SafeSearch on Google image search included a way to only show pictures with adult content.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
30-03-2005, 04:01:11
Pity post.

Can't you do two, one with safe search on, one off, and do a diff between the collected output?

Japher
30-03-2005, 05:30:39
too much work, you really just need a porn pic search... wasn't thier a "google" that did that?

Immortal Wombat
30-03-2005, 18:14:23
There are other search engines which perform that function.

paiktis22
30-03-2005, 18:17:31
Elementary

PosterBoy
30-03-2005, 18:18:21
Fusker, the biggest reason for inflated harddrive sales

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-03-2005, 21:33:46
I think it would be even cooler if TV4Fun was superglued into a deckchair then repeatedly thrown down a stairwell.

Oerdin
30-03-2005, 21:41:30
You know what would be really cool?

If you stopped posting?

Greg W
31-03-2005, 00:05:48
I was gonna suggest if he fell off the face of the earth...

We're such a forgiving bunch. :beer:

TV4Fun
31-03-2005, 00:50:38
Originally posted by Japher
too much work, you really just need a porn pic search... wasn't thier a "google" that did that? Booble

Darkstar
31-03-2005, 06:00:05
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I think it would be even cooler if TV4Fun was superglued into a deckchair then repeatedly thrown down a stairwell.

:lol:

That's very good advice. If my Dad's girlfriend had done that before she threw me down the stairwell back when I was eight, I wouldn't be here today. I'd have been dead, instead.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
31-03-2005, 06:10:10
She would have had to have used some powerful strong superglue. Chances are your skin would have torn long before you'd have been pounded to death.

Happy happy joy joy!

Diss
31-03-2005, 06:11:17
interesting. I did a search of cocksucker with safe search and got no results. :(

Darkstar
31-03-2005, 06:18:55
But the weight of the chair would have kept me from being able to twist around properly in the air and rolling away on the landing. She tossed me down 3 flights, head first. A big, heavy, wooden deckchair would have insured I would have not been able to have survived the landing with no problems. Well, other then being a bit scared out of my mind.

miester gandertak
31-03-2005, 06:39:34
www.nooble.com

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
31-03-2005, 06:43:31
So THAT'S what happened to your mind, DS. I did wonder.

Darkstar
31-03-2005, 06:55:20
It was a wee bit of mental trip. That was the first time someone I didn't know ever tried to intentionally kill me. I was used to it only being people I knew until then.

My Dad caught her poisoning my food a couple of days later after the DS toss. I'd been incredibly sick out of the blue (may have been me over stressing, not sleeping, revving up to "startled hummingbird" heart rate at the sound of someone trying to walk quietly on old squeaky wooden floors, cut off from my crew and the world in general, not being allowed to defend myself, not being allowed to contact my mom or the police, you know, the basics). He said she did it because she was just stupid high out of her mind at the time, but that never sounded right to me. The upside from that was, we always ate out for the rest of the summer. Never mattered what the meal was. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, midnight snack. That was pretty cool.

There was also the incidents of her trying to drop paint cans full of metal slugs on my head from up off the second and third floor landings. I think that might have been where I perfected my dodge ball skills.

She had some serious jealousy issues. AIR, she got dragged off by the police after she tried stabbing my dad's mail girl to death. Once in the system, she ended up at a max security mental institute for life.

OldWarrior_42
31-03-2005, 07:16:00
superglued

Use Krazyglue instead. Elmer's glue, which is known as Elmer's Products, Inc. makes it and my company bought them and we kept their name. So I now work for Elmer's Products, Inc. A retail division of The Berwind Group.

We need the sales. Looks good at bonus time. :)

miester gandertak
31-03-2005, 07:20:56
hmmmm sad story DS, now you have permission for posting boring long threads for two weeks. go out and play

OldWarrior_42
31-03-2005, 07:26:51
DS's stories are great reading. I'm surprised he is still alive. Kinda like me. :-P~~

miester gandertak
31-03-2005, 07:29:10
can you tell this retard what ;-P~~ means?
especially the ~~

Darkstar
31-03-2005, 07:32:58
That isn't a sad story, Mr G. Just true. Sad is Tizzy's thread about her grandfather. That made me cry. It reminded me of my great-grandfather in his final years. I cannot think of a worse thing to happen to someone you love. You cannot help, you cannot even comfort someone in that state. They don't know you, so when you try, you just scare and confuse them even more. That's sad.

Oerdin
31-03-2005, 07:33:54
Originally posted by Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
She would have had to have used some powerful strong superglue. Chances are your skin would have torn long before you'd have been pounded to death.

Happy happy joy joy!

Maybe we could duct tape him instead.

Darkstar
31-03-2005, 07:36:39
OW, I think most people are surprised I'm still alive. Most think I should have bored myself to death, long ago. ;)

Darkstar
31-03-2005, 07:39:11
Duct tape would have probably done it. If you use several layers, it will hold most adults for hours of their continuous struggling. And hurts like hell when it gets jerked off your skin and there was hair there.

Oerdin
31-03-2005, 07:40:13
You sound like a man with personal experience.

OldWarrior_42
31-03-2005, 08:20:21
:-P~~

The manual smiley for :p

The ~~ is the spit coming out from the mouth as you are being razzed.

Darkstar
31-03-2005, 08:22:46
PH'd

OldWarrior_42
31-03-2005, 08:32:59
Like it matters to me. :-P~~

miester gandertak
31-03-2005, 08:33:57
:lol:

get on your feet

OldWarrior_42
31-03-2005, 08:36:49
I can't. I had them both cut off, and he welded roller skates to the leg stumps. Pretty cool, huh.

miester gandertak
31-03-2005, 08:39:12
yaaaaaaaay, with big outdoor wheels?