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Asher
29-03-2005, 18:50:25
http://www.public.iastate.edu/~crb002/prog.html

Fibbonacci:
sup
{
gimme fibo bitch
a be 1 bitch
b be 1 bitch
putou a bitch
putou b bitch
fibo be fibo widout 2 bitch
slongas (fibo bepimpin 0)
c be a an b bitch
a be b bitch
b be c bitch
putou b bitch
dissin fibo bitch
nomo
}

Primes:
sup
{
a be 1 bitch
slongas(a fearin 100)
b be 2 bitch
c be 0 bitch
slongas(b fearin a)
if (a videdby b time b sameas a)
propsta c bitch
fi
propsta b bitch
nomo
if (c sameas 0)
putou a bitch
fi
propsta a bitch
nomo
}

Misc. example:
sup
{
gimme x bitch
slongas (x aintlike 1)
if ((x videdby 2) time 2 sameas x)
x be x videdby 2 bitch
ifitaint
x be x time 3 an 1 bitch
fi
putou x bitch
nomo
}

Lurker
29-03-2005, 19:14:54
I like the "sup" part.

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-03-2005, 19:18:09
What? What gibberish is this?

Provost Harrison
29-03-2005, 19:47:33
It's geek humour Laz, don't worry about it ;)

Japher
29-03-2005, 21:28:20
adding "bitch" at the end of the thread title doesn't help make it sound any less nerdier

Asher
29-03-2005, 21:39:39
"bitch" is the statement termination token, it was required, bitch.

Christoph
29-03-2005, 22:08:57
I'm a geek and I still don't get it :(

Asher
29-03-2005, 22:10:25
Then you're not a geek.

Immortal Wombat
29-03-2005, 23:52:59
what that "dissin" be fo', bitch?

Sir Penguin
30-03-2005, 01:01:01
:lol::lol:

Does it accept, say,

a be1bitch

?

SP

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
30-03-2005, 04:00:08
:lol:

Finally, someone made 'Hello World!' interesting again.

Gary
30-03-2005, 08:27:43
Think I'll wait for the PH :)

Venom
30-03-2005, 13:18:44
:lol: :lol:

I'm laughing at the idiots who think this is funny. Not the "joke".

dv8ed
31-03-2005, 01:15:54
:coolgrin:

Drekkus
31-03-2005, 10:41:41
:lol: I think it's funny

Venom
31-03-2005, 14:08:40
Proof that idiots like the joke.