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Christoph
27-03-2005, 22:38:51
4 days after my innocence was taken, I've been dumped. Ellie, I fucking hate her. Grr, I should have waited but feh, she was egging me on and if I didn't she would tell all of her friends and I would probably never get laid.

Well tonight, I was thinking of her, so I gave her a ring, to be greeted with "What do you want? Fuck off, I don't like you".

I also heard some bloke laughing it up in the background. So I take it that we're not going out anymore. We only got back together last week.

:( What a shitty month this has been. I'm going to listen to my emoshit music and cry.

JM^3
27-03-2005, 22:51:47
I am sorry
jm

Christoph
27-03-2005, 23:14:45
Worst thing is I can still hear them, it's ringing in my head ffs.

This is worse than the time I went skinnydipping in Rinsey and darian, jenni and holly ran off with my clothes. :(

alsieboo
27-03-2005, 23:16:39
I know it's not my place, but you know what ellie's like and you knew what you were getting yourself in for. She's played you more than I have.

JM^3
27-03-2005, 23:19:26
so you should sympathize

instead of saying "you fool"

evreyone is a fool sometimes...

JM

Christoph
27-03-2005, 23:19:48
I've sent her an evil text message. Made me cheer up a bit. Why the fuck does she have to be in my TG? i will have to see her 5 times a week.

And I wouldn't go that far Allie.

Edit - JM, tis ok, she hates me, I don't really want her sympathy.

Oerdin
28-03-2005, 02:48:21
That's just childish. If things didn't work out then just wish her the best and move on since nasty text messages don't do anything productive. When you stop demonizing the other person when a relationship fails then you'll know you're starting to grow up emotionally.

Greg W
28-03-2005, 02:54:27
Oerdin's growing up emotionally? :eek:

Oerdin
28-03-2005, 07:16:48
Hard to believe I know.

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-03-2005, 07:37:10
Just grow up bitter, emotionally scarred and twisted, like everybody else.

miester gandertak
28-03-2005, 09:05:16
go wrestle a polar bear, or kick an eldery.
schjit happens, and this is one of those days. Get drunk and live on.

and that girl Ellie, we never liked her

Greg W
28-03-2005, 10:03:49
And remember, two wrongs never EVER make a right. Do the right thing, and word will get around, and you'll have more women interested in you because of it.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
28-03-2005, 17:01:41
Originally posted by Greg W
Oerdin's growing up emotionally? :eek:

We should ban him! Can't have emotionally mature people posting here.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
28-03-2005, 17:10:53
Originally posted by Christoph
I've sent her an evil text message.

You should have have thanked her for great sex, and mention the STD you have.

miester gandertak
28-03-2005, 17:26:35
best advice evah :beer:

Venom
28-03-2005, 17:44:02
Yeah, go behind her back and spread rumors about her lopsided and stinky vagina. That always makes me feel better.

Spartak
28-03-2005, 17:59:41
why? is your vagina also lopsided and smwlly?

Provost Harrison
28-03-2005, 18:31:42
Originally posted by Oerdin
That's just childish. If things didn't work out then just wish her the best and move on since nasty text messages don't do anything productive. When you stop demonizing the other person when a relationship fails then you'll know you're starting to grow up emotionally.

Rubbish. You should plan a nasty and agonising revenge. It's the only right thing to do...

Tizzy
28-03-2005, 19:34:16
Revenge always sounds like a brilliant idea until you realise it wouldn't actually achieve anything and would just make you feel worse

[/voice of reason]

Provost Harrison
28-03-2005, 19:37:17
It doesn't make me feel worse. Makes me laugh like a maniac a la Bond villain :D

Christoph
28-03-2005, 19:54:47
Originally posted by Venom
Yeah, go behind her back and spread rumors about her lopsided and stinky vagina. That always makes me feel better.

What about thigh beards and crabs?

MDA
28-03-2005, 20:23:24
Nickname her "four-fingers".

Venom
28-03-2005, 20:29:49
Originally posted by Christoph
What about thigh beards and crabs?

Whatever makes you feel good. Use your imagination to its fullest.

Christoph
28-03-2005, 20:43:48
Nickname her troff. :lol: