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KrazyHorse@home
26-03-2005, 09:33:34
MRT had a girl named Dacia
Who at the drop of a hat would fellate ya
Now it's suspected
That she might be infected
With something immune to echinacea

Lazarus and the Gimp
26-03-2005, 11:52:52
So he's cut off emotional tethers
and all attachment he severs.
It's bye-bye to DP
and hello to weepy
and pustular sores on his nethers.

protein
26-03-2005, 11:58:14
There once was a band from Reading
who wrote a track called zombie wedding
it was three minutes long
quite a good song
but a wee bit too much shredding

miester gandertak
26-03-2005, 12:01:06
There once was an architect from Rotterdam.
Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Di
Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Funko
26-03-2005, 12:01:23
:lol:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
26-03-2005, 12:07:11
brilliant :lol:

miester gandertak
26-03-2005, 12:08:25
thank you thank you............thank you very much.

Lazarus and the Gimp
26-03-2005, 14:10:32
I find myself longing to be
insidious as Meister G.
He made alsieboo
declare "doooo di doooo".
The forum is fucked. Don't you see?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
26-03-2005, 14:24:18
The forum is dead
with posting heavy as lead
only miester G is around
with retardedness abound
pissing his pants soaking wet

miester gandertak
26-03-2005, 14:25:56
:lol:

new pants please

Lazarus and the Gimp
26-03-2005, 14:26:56
As poets go, you're a great bricklayer, Dyl.

Gary
26-03-2005, 14:40:37
As a poet, Dyl would be the man,
If only his verses would scan.
They rhyme well enough
But he runs out of puff
When one of the lines seem to be the wrong length compared to the others proving that ahead he didn't plan.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
26-03-2005, 14:41:46
New pants for the retard
a chance for a fresh start
but they are so clean
as never before seen
so let some stuff pass with the next fart

Dyl Ulenspiegel
26-03-2005, 14:44:25
Originally posted by Gary

When one of the lines seem to be the wrong length compared to the others proving that ahead he didn't plan.

I will confess to my shame
with only my english to blame
but I don't give a fuck
and bank on my luck
so I will post more of the same

Dyl Ulenspiegel
26-03-2005, 14:45:06
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
As poets go, you're a great bricklayer, Dyl.

I have no idea what that means. You don't like bricks? :(

Lazarus and the Gimp
26-03-2005, 14:50:47
For years we have suffered the wont
of Gary to use a strange font.
A personal touch
that's a bit too much.
And tricky to read. The cont.

miester gandertak
26-03-2005, 15:44:13
the only good bricklayer is a dead bricklayer.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
26-03-2005, 15:44:50
Typical architect pig.

miester gandertak
26-03-2005, 15:59:28
the only good lawyer is a dead bricklayer.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
26-03-2005, 16:10:30
Now that makes sense.

protein
26-03-2005, 16:19:13
there once was a poster called ming
who posted pictures of nipples and things
at poly he'd be kicked
but he's the man with the stick
so he needs a good kick in the dingding


hmm. that was rubbish. I never was a lyrics man. I could write a good backing track for it.

Japher
26-03-2005, 19:29:08
While Protein can write a song
When he posts it comes out all wrong
If he weren't such a nerd
We would luagh at his word
and assume he was sucking a bong

Japher
26-03-2005, 19:33:32
How can anyone fear Jon Miller?
Or believe he's a psycho killer?
If you think he's a punk,
and not just a drunk,
than you don't really know Hib Nukker

:lol:

Greg W
27-03-2005, 00:30:53
There once was a girl named Boo,
Who was infected with dooooo di dooooo,
By a sly Miester G,
Whose aim don't you see,
Was to be forum moron via coup.

(not entirely happy with that last line)

Greg W
27-03-2005, 02:13:07
There once was a man from Newcastle,
Who wrapped up a turd in a parcel,
He sent it by plane,
To a gay man in Spain,
To show him the size of his arsehole.

Greg W
27-03-2005, 02:14:08
There once was a man fron Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it!
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it!

Greg W
27-03-2005, 02:15:21
There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".

Greg W
27-03-2005, 02:16:49
There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air

Greg W
27-03-2005, 02:20:54
There once were two young girls from Birmingham
I knew a wild story concerning 'em
They lifted the frock
And diddled the cock
Of the Bishop engaged in confirming 'em

Now the Bishop was nobody's fool,
He'd been to a fine public school
He lowered his britches
And fucked both those bitches
With his twelve-inch Episcopal tool.

But that didn't startle these two,
Why they laughed as the Bishop withdrew,
The Vicar is quicker
And thicker and slicker
And longer and stronger than you!

Greg W
27-03-2005, 02:21:18
There once was a man from Bombay
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay
But the heat from his prick
Turned the damn thing to brick
And it ripped all his foreskin away

Greg W
27-03-2005, 02:22:43
There once was a man from Uppingham
Who stood on the bridge at Buckingham
Just watching the stunts
of the cunts in the punts
And the tricks of the pricks that were fucking them

Greg W
27-03-2005, 02:25:16
A psychiatrist and a proctologist from Stutts
Did really show some pure guts.
They put up a sign
At 4th Street and Vine.
That read we treat nuts and butts!

Greg W
27-03-2005, 02:25:49
old mother hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone
but when she bent over
rover took over
and gave a bone of her own

Greg W
27-03-2005, 02:26:24
there was a young lady from crewe
who filled her vagina with glue
said she with a grin
if they pay to get in
they'll pay to get out of it, too

Greg W
27-03-2005, 02:28:03
There once was a girl from Aberystwyth
Who took corn to the mill to make grist with.
The miller's son, Jack
Laid her flat on her back
And united the organs they made piss with

Greg W
27-03-2005, 02:30:42
There once was a Man named McSweeny
Who spilled some Gin on his weenie
Just to be Couth
He added Vermouth
And slipped his chick a Martini!

protein
27-03-2005, 02:34:32
Finished?

Greg W
27-03-2005, 02:46:40
Maybe...

miester gandertak
27-03-2005, 20:13:48
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
New pants for the retard
a chance for a fresh start
but they are so clean
as never before seen
so let some stuff pass with the next fart just a little bit of gravy ?

Christoph
27-03-2005, 20:23:17
There was a man from China
who wasn't a very good climber
he slipped on a rock, broke his cock
and now he's got a vagina


(I apologise)

Lazarus and the Gimp
27-03-2005, 21:40:02
She stood upon the bridge at midnight
Her lips were all a-quiver
She gave a cough
Her leg fell off
And floated down the river

Drekkus
29-03-2005, 11:26:33
Originally posted by Gary
As a poet, Dyl would be the man,
If only his verses would scan.
They rhyme well enough
But he runs out of puff
When one of the lines seem to be the wrong length compared to the others proving that ahead he didn't plan. :lol:

Drekkus
29-03-2005, 11:33:23
There once was a poster from Reading
who could do with a little beheading
took pics of a meet
then got cold feet
and forgot the Round Table's heading

miester gandertak
29-03-2005, 11:34:05
Rotterdam or London?
doooooooooooooo
doooooooooooooo
di
doooooooooooooo

Drekkus
29-03-2005, 11:35:02
yes

miester gandertak
29-03-2005, 11:35:40
yes sir

JM^3
29-03-2005, 11:36:20
thre was soo much creativity to begin this thread

now it is all dead...

JM

Drekkus
29-03-2005, 11:40:36
there once was soo much creativity
to begin a thread so happily
now it's all dead
JM's a bit sad
and will probably end up Jpm Mo;;ery

Tizzy
29-03-2005, 12:10:23
:lol:

Funko
29-03-2005, 12:14:00
There once was a poster called DanDan,
Who was very fond of the CanCan,
He danced close to Ming,
Kicked in his DingDing
And recieved a lengthy BanBan

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-03-2005, 16:26:23
I'll introduce our Alsieboo
who's in an emotional stew
A great singing voice,
but no luck with the boys
and she can't keep her knickers on too.

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-03-2005, 18:40:42
A rumour about Krazyhorse!
He proposed to his girlfriend in morse!
The dozy great turd.
This might sound absurd,
but for him it's just par for the course.

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-03-2005, 18:41:06
Should the accident-prone Jon Miller
encounter a serial killer
in spite of the knife
he'll assume it's his wife
and with creamy white spooge he'll fill "her".

Dyl Ulenspiegel
29-03-2005, 21:21:36
Da Pforra vo Neistift
hot an wia a Bleistift
und die Kechin die Hua
hot den Spitza dazua!

Japher
29-03-2005, 21:27:04
German Lyrics are da w00t!
It's what Canadian's care so much aboot
you post 'em instead
of wishing a thread dead
and protest: she turned me into a newt!