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Funko
23-03-2005, 14:02:05
Count the "F's" in the following text:

Fuck Off.

Funko
23-03-2005, 14:02:43
(context for those who haven't seen it millions of times before)


Alzheimer's Test-

Count the "F's" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...


















How many ? 3?






Wrong, there are 6 !!--no joke.
Read it again.
The reasoning behind it is further down.










The brain cannot process "OF".
Incredible or what ? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.

Send this to your friends-it drives them crazy

miester gandertak
23-03-2005, 14:02:57
3?

zmama
23-03-2005, 14:04:10
I got 5

King_Ghidra
23-03-2005, 14:04:43
you're a retarded genius

zmama
23-03-2005, 14:05:02
yup 6 the second time

protein
23-03-2005, 14:05:34
Grrrr.

I read it twice, checked and double checked and still came up with three.

Funko
23-03-2005, 14:05:34
In the second one I assume. There are only 3 in the real one this thread is about.

I got 6 but I've seen that OF thing about a zillion times.

Tizzy
23-03-2005, 14:06:07
6 first time, I'm a jeenyus

miester gandertak
23-03-2005, 14:06:28
thank you mighty Ming Ghidra

King_Ghidra
23-03-2005, 14:08:01
sorry, i was talking to zmama

you're just a retarded paardelul

miester gandertak
23-03-2005, 14:12:18
thank you again mighty Ming Ghidra

jsorense
23-03-2005, 15:11:13
:confused: What's and 'F'?:confused:

MoSe
23-03-2005, 16:24:03
Fuck!
3 on 1st time
5 on 2nd time (after readinf Funko' spoiler)
10 times and reading it BACKWARDS to get to even visualise the second OF in OF YEARS OF, despite I was aware and focused!!!!
:mad: :shoot: :bash:

I could object that you asked us to read EFs, not OFs!!!!
:p ;)

MoSe
23-03-2005, 16:26:32
In case you failed to notice, mr G and I prove that even a non-native english speaker is affected by that.
It should mean something!
That the brits are so stupid to include in their language a preposition the human brain can't visually scan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:p

Lurker
23-03-2005, 16:28:03
Yeah, I got one!

Venom
23-03-2005, 16:28:39
Got 5.

Lurker
23-03-2005, 16:30:08
I meant "Yaaay".

Chris
23-03-2005, 18:15:24
What Fs?

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
23-03-2005, 19:12:27
6!

paiktis22
23-03-2005, 20:44:13
scary stuff. interesting it doesn't take one to be native english speaker to be a moron.

Japher
23-03-2005, 20:46:41
saying

"fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff"

makes me spit all over the keyboard

Yaaay!

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
23-03-2005, 20:51:21
41!

paiktis22
23-03-2005, 20:52:17
That is also the secret of the universe.

Japher
23-03-2005, 20:53:06
naw uh, the secret of the universe is: there is no Keith

alsieboo
23-03-2005, 21:09:25
:eek: no Keith?!

alsieboo
23-03-2005, 21:09:49
Wait, is that like there being no spoon?

miester gandertak
23-03-2005, 21:11:06
goed zo belletje

paiktis22
23-03-2005, 21:12:18
they try to contaminate our bodily fluids with all those j's

alsieboo
23-03-2005, 21:16:53
meanies

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
23-03-2005, 23:54:54
Wait a minute, wait a minute... this is a trick question. There's only 1 'F' in "the following..."

Where's my prize?!

zmama
24-03-2005, 04:37:38
You get Mr g for a day

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
24-03-2005, 05:25:02
I get Mr. G all the time.

He's over there now.

Bleating.

Wanting to be let out.

Earlier today, his half-pint sister wrestled his bulk to the ground and cleaned his ear.



On the other hand, right now our cat Goat is sleeping.