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alsieboo
22-03-2005, 20:24:47
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were
standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."


A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them
goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal. "The other goes to a family in Spain; they name im "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."


Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)............................................. ..... a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

TV4Fun
22-03-2005, 20:38:06
:lol:

jsorense
22-03-2005, 20:41:03
:groan: