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Tizzy
22-03-2005, 19:00:37
Yet again I've spent half an hour of my life shouting "you twat" at the television......

Lurker
22-03-2005, 19:21:41
Television, dating, it's all the same....

Funko
22-03-2005, 19:22:16
At least it's half an hour she's not shouting it at me.

Lurker
22-03-2005, 19:24:46
I'll bet sweet Tizzy has never raised her voice at you.

Funko
22-03-2005, 19:35:36
Shhhh... you'll spoil her repuation.

Lurker
22-03-2005, 19:43:05
Why raise your voice when a good smack upside the head will do. Behavior modification and self-therapy all in one.

Tizzy
22-03-2005, 19:50:35
Actions speak louder than words after all

Chris
22-03-2005, 21:53:04
Why do hate the chef?

MOBIUS
22-03-2005, 22:31:06
Cos they're usually twats that appear not to know the 1st thing about cooking and they rely on the fact that they miss out essential steps in their recipes or on their shows, so you end up thinking you're crap compared to them when you ultimately fuck up after following their instructions even though they're the ones to blame...:lol:

Tizzy
22-03-2005, 23:16:14
One of the contestants is just an utter twat, his attitude annoys me.
When he got through the first round I booed at the TV with Funko's housemate :)

Greg W
22-03-2005, 23:24:48
Originally posted by Lurker
Why raise your voice when a good smack upside the head will do. Behavior modification and self-therapy all in one. Or a kick in the ding ding!

Spartak
22-03-2005, 23:26:27
Or both.

miester gandertak
23-03-2005, 13:30:20
an utter twat?
like a good CG-er and all.

Tizzy
23-03-2005, 13:31:50
No, he'd be a bad CG-er

Darkstar
23-03-2005, 21:36:56
Originally posted by Greg W
Or a kick in the ding ding!

That would be foreplay.