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Funko
22-03-2005, 10:12:38
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4370617.stm

A schoolboy has shot dead nine people and then killed himself at a school in the US state of Minnesota.

The juvenile gunman, thought to be a local teenager, killed two of his grandparents before going on a rampage at the school, authorities said.

A teacher and a security guard were among the dead at Red Lake High School, which is on an Indian reservation, FBI spokesman Paul McCabe said.

It was the deadliest US school shooting since the Columbine killings in 1999.

Fucked up.

:(

miester gandertak
22-03-2005, 10:16:12
:mad:

Funko
22-03-2005, 10:21:13
Although this is shocking... I find that I'm really struggling hard not to make a joke about playing Cowboys and Indians. I am a bad person.

Drekkus
22-03-2005, 10:23:20
It's all because of violent videogames I tell you.

miester gandertak
22-03-2005, 10:24:38
Originally posted by Funko
Although this is shocking... I find that I'm really struggling hard not to make a joke about playing Cowboys and Indians. I am a bad person. i had only one question. Is there a bowling in the neighbourhood?

King_Ghidra
22-03-2005, 10:26:07
i played doom 3 last night, i'll be next

Gary
22-03-2005, 10:32:45
Well guns don't kill people, kids do. Couldn't have happened if the parents had all tooled up their kids for school, like in any civilised country.

Ummm... Isn't this deja vu ?

MoSe
22-03-2005, 14:17:50
Originally posted by Funko
Although this is shocking... I find that I'm really struggling hard not to make a joke about playing Cowboys and Indians. I am a bad person.
I'd have rather opted for a "Red Lake / blood" one.
I am badder.

Funko
22-03-2005, 14:19:47
you've got more crabs than a seafood platter?

Venom
22-03-2005, 14:26:07
He was an Indian, I'm sure he was drunk.

Now that's a joke that gets you first in line at the gates of Hell.

Venom
22-03-2005, 14:26:31
Originally posted by Funko
you've got more crabs than a seafood platter?

:lol:

Eazy!

MDA
22-03-2005, 14:36:42
If the Americans don't want these things to happen they should take more notice of Michael Moore and once and for all do something to get rid of the power held by the big arms manufacturers.
B Barbey, Beauvais, France

Michael Moore can save us? Now THAT'S fucked up. :lol:

Funko
22-03-2005, 14:38:51
They hadn't put those comments on when I posted the story.

Funny thing about comments from 'the public' even the ones saying stuff I basically agree with are annoying.

Funko
22-03-2005, 14:39:41
(not that I agree with that one)

MDA
22-03-2005, 14:51:16
I wouldn't want to argue about it even if you did. :)

Venom
22-03-2005, 15:01:20
That Francer wants us to follow Michael Moore? Aren't we fat and pompous enough already?

Funko
22-03-2005, 15:02:50
:lol:

Venom
22-03-2005, 15:05:22
I could have thrown a few more adjectives in there like uninformed, stupid, overly entitled, etc, etc, etc but I thought I did enough.

Venom
22-03-2005, 16:06:24
Looks like he was a Nazi. You know, a real one. One of those looking for racial purity and hating others.

Which is odd for an Indian.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,1443462,00.html

Funko
22-03-2005, 16:08:00
Don't believe the Guardian!

MDA
22-03-2005, 16:14:21
It's hard though, being a Native American National Socialist, people are so misinformed, ignorant, and close minded it makes your life a living hell.

Its hard enough being a teenaged kid.

Funko
22-03-2005, 16:16:07
"Libertarian National Socialist Green party"

That's the most scary thing I've read for a long time!

Gary
22-03-2005, 16:20:16
Just a description of "Liberal Democrat" isn't it ?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
22-03-2005, 16:23:05
Sounds like your standard Republican, apart from the green.

Funko
22-03-2005, 16:41:19
Originally posted by Gary
Just a description of "Liberal Democrat" isn't it ?

No. Libertarians don't believe in paying taxes for a start.

zmama
22-03-2005, 16:47:09
And republicans aren't Libertarians, either. Republicans are too interested in making sure gays don't marry.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
22-03-2005, 16:50:38
Republicans are Libertarians - absolute freedom for corporations, gun lovers and religious lunatics.

Funko
22-03-2005, 16:51:57
God, if someone said that at Poly there'd be a riot. :rolleyes:

paiktis22
22-03-2005, 16:52:18
Republicans bring to mind communists and religion, things of that absolut sort.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
22-03-2005, 19:18:58
Originally posted by Funko
God, if someone said that at Poly there'd be a riot. :rolleyes:

I didn't mention the middle east or circumcision, so who cares....

Gary
22-03-2005, 20:13:28
Originally posted by Funko
No. Libertarians don't believe in paying taxes for a start. In that case the description is self contradictory since it includes the term "socialist" and that needs public funds.

Funko
22-03-2005, 21:21:43
It's totally ridiculous basically. :)

Chris
22-03-2005, 21:29:06
The boy worshipped Hitler, believed all that clap trap.

Its a shame.

BTW, I'm a republican, anti-gun, and not over religous, just believe people should be allowed to worship as they like, without being mocked by clueless euro-trash.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
22-03-2005, 21:33:03
So you're totally ridiculous basically. :)

Funko
22-03-2005, 21:34:13
Isn't everyone?

Chris
22-03-2005, 21:34:40
OG.

I am here, after all.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
22-03-2005, 21:34:43
Isn't that an own goal?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
22-03-2005, 21:35:17
Damn x-posting ming-blowing bastard.

Chris
22-03-2005, 21:37:00
Roland again is the vitim of X Fear.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
22-03-2005, 21:53:11
i fir u

Greg W
22-03-2005, 22:44:20
Ah, the joys of a country when you can walk down to a corner store and buy a gun. So sad for all involved really.

Venom
22-03-2005, 23:17:46
When the zombies rise and we're the only country left, we'll have the last laugh.

King_Ghidra
23-03-2005, 14:06:45
From a discussion on Slashdot:

http://yro.slashdot.org/yro/05/03/23/034234.shtml?tid=153&tid=103&tid=17

You guys give guns to your children for xmas, but you can't buy dildos. Whoa!
So how about a gun where the barrel is shaped like a dildo- that would be protected under the second Amendment. Man, THAT would confuse the hell out of a lot of Texans...

"You can have my dildo when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"

Chris
23-03-2005, 17:47:14
Well, he has a point, I can't remember the last time anyone went on a Dildo spree in America.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
23-03-2005, 17:52:33
If ten people had been attacked with dildos, the outrage would have been much bigger.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
23-03-2005, 17:53:13
Someone should found the NDA.

Chris
23-03-2005, 17:54:36
I know I would be outraged by it.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
23-03-2005, 17:57:14
The Chris Bill: Background checks in sex shops.

protein
23-03-2005, 18:03:21
What? Hang on, rewind.

What's this about dildos? Surely I am misunderstanding this thread. My head is filled with bamboozlement.

What kind of fucked up backward part of the world would stop people from enjoying sex toys?

Chris
23-03-2005, 18:04:20
Mormons.

protein
23-03-2005, 18:14:50
Mormons don't have vaginas?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
23-03-2005, 18:41:14
I thought mormons are sex toys.

Lurker
23-03-2005, 18:49:21
I wanna be a sex toy.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
23-03-2005, 18:53:27
I hear Venom has some openings.

Lurker
23-03-2005, 18:55:37
That post should be deleted and you should be banned.

protein
23-03-2005, 19:03:33
:lol:

Chris
23-03-2005, 19:17:51
Record this day, Lurker actually made a funny.

That didn't involve excrement in his pants.

protein
23-03-2005, 19:20:17
I was laughing at Dyl's post.

Genius.

Chris
23-03-2005, 19:26:34
I laugh at you for laughing at Dyl's post.

protein
23-03-2005, 19:28:18
In that case I laugh at you for laughing at me because I laughed at Dyl's post.

Chris
23-03-2005, 19:31:05
I laugh at you laughing at me for laughing at you for laughing at Dyl's post.

Lurker
23-03-2005, 19:34:02
Oh, this is interesting, new and unpredictable.

protein
23-03-2005, 19:34:16
okay, you win.

Chris
23-03-2005, 19:35:43
Winning on Counterglow really means I lost.

MDA
23-03-2005, 19:37:13
post arguing with retard photo here

MoSe
24-03-2005, 09:45:31
Originally posted by Chris
Well, he has a point, I can't remember the last time anyone went on a Dildo spree in America.
this made me think about this old spoof movie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076257/
:lol:
IIRC in the last skit, a lawyer addressed the court or the witness waving a rubber phallus in his hand.

In italian the word joke was brilliantly translated exploiting the ambiguity between "penis" and the plural of legal punishment, pain (both are said "pene (http://it.wordreference.com/it/en/translation.asp?iten=pena&v=b)")

I always wondered how was it the original joke in english....

King_Ghidra
24-03-2005, 09:59:30
Originally posted by MoSe
In italian the word joke was brilliantly translated exploiting the ambiguity between "penis" and the plural of legal punishment, pain (both are said "pene (http://it.wordreference.com/it/en/translation.asp?iten=pena&v=b)").

like penne, the pasta?

Funko
24-03-2005, 10:05:43
:lol:

http://store1.yimg.com/I/bacheloretteparties_1838_16642655

The Shaker
24-03-2005, 10:14:05
Originally posted by MoSe
this made me think about this old spoof movie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076257/
:lol:
IIRC in the last skit, a lawyer addressed the court or the witness waving a rubber phallus in his hand.

In italian the word joke was brilliantly translated exploiting the ambiguity between "penis" and the plural of legal punishment, pain (both are said "pene (http://it.wordreference.com/it/en/translation.asp?iten=pena&v=b)")

I always wondered how was it the original joke in english....

probably penile and penis I guess.

Funko
24-03-2005, 10:23:18
penal?

miester gandertak
24-03-2005, 10:26:37
Originally posted by Funko
:lol:

http://store1.yimg.com/I/bacheloretteparties_1838_16642655

is that "zaaddodende pasta"

Dyl Ulenspiegel
24-03-2005, 10:31:23
al dente

MoSe
24-03-2005, 10:37:15
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
like penne, the pasta?

LOL, hell no!

Unlike the french, we DO make a hell of a difference in pronouncing doubled consonants! :lol:
BTW, "penne" main meaning is feathers, quills, pens, before of thinking about pasta :p

I only can give you that KIDS here make jokes between anno (year) and ano (anus)

(quanti anni hai? = how old are you?)
(quanti ani hai? = how many anuses do you have? :rolleyes: )

MoSe
24-03-2005, 10:38:06
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
al dente

which brits say "hard-bite" IIRC :lol:

Funko
24-03-2005, 10:38:23
No, we say al dente.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
24-03-2005, 10:38:53
"bissfest" :lol:

MoSe
24-03-2005, 10:43:16
Originally posted by The Shaker
probably penile and penis I guess.

In italian it sounded like:
"You can't even imagine which [pains/penis] you're gonna be met with!"
all the while waving the penis dildo under the witness nose, hehe (I know, it's dorky. But fun. But dorky. But fun)

miester gandertak
24-03-2005, 10:44:00
Originally posted by Funko
No, we say al dente. Yaaay it's Dutch, you probably stole it

MoSe
24-03-2005, 10:44:44
Originally posted by Funko
No, we say al dente.
then it must have read it, written by our pasta producers on the packages destined for the US market :D

Funko
24-03-2005, 10:48:29
I think the only Americans I would have talked about pasta to would have been Rachel and zmama and they'd both say al dente. :D

ps. we might SAY al dente but doesn't mean you'll find many places here that can actually cook it like that.

protein
24-03-2005, 11:32:11
How many anuses do you have?

Funko
24-03-2005, 11:47:16
1

Gary
24-03-2005, 11:56:39
"al dente", which is French for "undercooked" ?

MoSe
24-03-2005, 11:57:50
yeah, except it's italian :p

Funko
24-03-2005, 12:05:50
Originally posted by Gary
"al dente", which is French for "undercooked" ?

Hence what I said about Brits not being able to cook pasta properly.

MoSe
24-03-2005, 12:26:43
Hmmmm.... but if your bucatini can't easily coil around your fork when you twirl it, they're definitely TOO much "al dente"....

My namesake grandpa from Naples may twirl in his grave, but I'm not a huge fan of really al dente pasta, I like it a bit softer.
You know, all geezers undergo that change, teeth rotting, harder to bite...

Venom
24-03-2005, 13:25:33
It's about time this thread turned to pasta and cocks.

zmama
24-03-2005, 13:30:58
Originally posted by Funko
I think the only Americans I would have talked about pasta to would have been Rachel and zmama and they'd both say al dente. :D

ps. we might SAY al dente but doesn't mean you'll find many places here that can actually cook it like that.

Correct :)

and correct
(though not correct back in my beloved New York... enough Italians to do it properly! sigh)

Venom
24-03-2005, 13:32:28
I'd say al dente, but I'm Italian and from New York.

paiktis22
24-03-2005, 13:33:48
the correct way to assertain wether the pasta is properly cooked is to take on macaroni and BAM throw it against the wall. The wall must be painted and not have spikes in the paint. If the macaroni stays for at least 4 seconds on the wall the pasta is ready.

miester gandertak
24-03-2005, 13:34:50
we use the ceiling

paiktis22
24-03-2005, 13:35:56
that is probably even better. you can eat it as it falls off the ceiling too so it doesn't go to waste.

Chris
24-03-2005, 20:39:53
Originally posted by Venom
It's about time this thread turned to pasta and cocks. Does every thread have to end this way?

Darkstar
24-03-2005, 20:51:54
Pasta and cocks is the new Funko doing sheep joke.

Diss
25-03-2005, 07:16:42
did anyone see the cartoon this shooter made? It's pretty cool. It's a cartoon about a guy shooting a whole bunch of people and then shooting himself.

the cartoon can be found here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0323051weise1.html

Diss
25-03-2005, 07:20:31
oh and anyone notice how young his grandfathers girlfriend was? I'd say the old man was doing quite well for himself.

Chris
25-03-2005, 19:49:34
Until the grandson used him for target practice.

Lefty Scaevola
25-03-2005, 20:06:15
"I'm nothin' but your average Native American stoner," he wrote in his bio on the site. "I'm mellow half the time, mostly natural, but mostly drug induced as well."
Ne did not seem to be very mellow.