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Asher
21-03-2005, 06:25:17
Apparently Marco from Degrassi: The Next Generation was at the Homohop. Hooray Canadiana.

The theme of the night?

It's a small (gay) world, after all. (And a stupid one)

Before we get to the homohop, I must detail Friday night's crazy happenings. With pictures.

A friend celebrated her birthday by renting out a funky skateboard shop in Kensington Market and throwing a crazy crazy party. She basically chose what she wanted at the party, and her film-producer dad paid the bill. There was an open bar, including two kegs and loads of hard alcohol. There was a DJ spinning tunes all night long on the dance floor. There was a half pipe, where people drunkenly skateboarded. There was a bouncer, and security. There was a stripper. There were about 100 people. It was crazy. It was awesome. It was semi-formal. It was invitation only, and a friend (Ryan) and I went with the birthday girl. It was just the begining...but it was crazy.

http://www.ucalgary.ca/~drmilfor/ohno/yikes.jpg
The stripper wants to have fun, too.

http://www.ucalgary.ca/~drmilfor/ohno/yikes2.jpg
I don't think I can post subsequent pictures of this series...

Also, there were Lesbians:
http://www.ucalgary.ca/~drmilfor/ohno/lesbos.jpg

Then, the homohop. For the uninitiated, it's a gay club with no age restrictions for the night -- all booze is served in an area you need wristbands to enter for those under 19.

The place was jam packed. I think the numbers for the whole night were around 600-700. Insanity, I tell you! There were lots of hot guys, and lots of slutty ones too. To quote somebody, "Some people should just keep their shirt on." There were SO many people there that I knew though. And many of them I just has no interest in seeing. An old pseudo-friend was there, sketched the fuck out on god knows what drugs. He looks alright though. I guess. I retreated to the lounge a lot, where I ended up just drinking more, which I didn't need. I also chatted to Dave (the owner of the club, '5ive' that hosted) for a while though. He invited me to the Queer as Folk series wrap party on Tuesday. I definately shouldn't go, but I don't see how I can't! Oh wait, yes I can. It's way the hell downtown and I have an executive interview Wednesday morning at work. Oh well.

Picture of Dave (the owner), and his boyfriend Gabe:
http://www.ucalgary.ca/~drmilfor/ohno/owner.jpg

I wasn't allowed to take any pictures inside the club, alas.

Anyway, I spent an hour working the door, and stamping people's hands as they came in. That was fun, I suppose. I became "good friends" with one of the bouncers named Bray. She was awesome. It was also the time when this guy named Greg decided he would start clinging to me all night long. He spent the whole hour there with me, which was kind of nice but I wasn't really interested. I had chatted to the guy for months on MSN but never actually met him till that night. He's cute and very nice, but a bit strange. And last I checked, I was taken. And he knew that. Whatever.

Anyway, I had this guy Greg following me around all night, and clinging to me. It got annoying real fast. I tried to escape by doing things like going to the washroom, but he'd wait at the top of the stairs for me, etc. Boy did not take a hint, and we all know that I have trouble telling people to bugger off (in real life, now...). Real trouble. I hate rejection, and I hate to put others through it. At one point he went to the washroom and I was so relieved that I grabbed the nearest guy and started dancing with him. This is the one that turned out to be a friend's ex-boyfriend, visiting from Halifax. My friend was rather unimpressed. Whoops! Speaking of coming a long ways though... People come from all over the place to go to the hop. It's in the latest Macleans University Issue, as one of the highlights of attending U of T. Awesomeness. And it really can be a great thing. It can be not so hot too though... I'll share two stories.

So this guy Daryl (http://face-pic.com/boy__star__54) added me to MSN last week. He is really sweet and very nice. Just turned 18 a few days ago. Totally closeted (and he's "bisexual", heh heh). Never done anything with a guy. Goes to Milton School for the Deaf. I think he has a learning disability too, because our chats are always very slow and laboured. In any case, I was explaining the homohop to him and suggesting that he should go. He had never heard of it, and got SO excited. He got all dressed up and snuck downtown from Oakville. I didn't see him there, but he messaged me this morning in a great mood. Not only did he have a great time, he had sex with THREE guys in their 20s... At once. They came on his face, and made him eat it. And he loved it. First time guys had showed any interest, can you blame him? I feel just awful. I mean, he seems quite happy about it, but I can't help feel like he was totally violated and taken advantage of, and I can't help feel partially responsible.

I was actually totally bummed about that and all sorts of stuff until I chatted with my new-friend Angelo, who was also attending the homohop for the first time. Angelo and I have chatted for a long time, and he's such an awesome guy. We didn't actually get to meet though, which sucked. But regardless, he had an amazing time, and was able to do so without compromising himself and being a big whore. Not to say he didn't get down and dirty on the dance floor, but thankfully he had enough self-respect to not get carried away. I am so proud of him. Sort of.

So that was my weekend. What were you trouble makers up to?

Funko
21-03-2005, 10:55:37
You gay twat!

Gary
21-03-2005, 11:00:03
Mind you, he doesn't look that bad in the white bikinii.

miester gandertak
21-03-2005, 11:08:12
I do like the lesbians.

Fistandantilus
21-03-2005, 11:18:32
Problem is lesbians don't like you :p

Funko
21-03-2005, 11:19:06
I nearly posted that. :lol:

Fistandantilus
21-03-2005, 11:19:11
So let's sing a good dooo di dooooooo

miester gandertak
21-03-2005, 11:25:51
Originally posted by Fistandantilus
Problem is lesbians don't like you :p small problem :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Provost Harrison
21-03-2005, 11:36:09
Those club owners and their seamen...haha

miester gandertak
21-03-2005, 11:38:27
hahahahaha i read something else.
bad PH

Drekkus
21-03-2005, 12:03:06
I thought Homohop would be some kind of gay rap. Seems like Asher had a gay old time though. Silly question by me, but is protected sex something only boring people do?

miester gandertak
21-03-2005, 12:06:51
Originally posted by Drekkus
I thought Homohop would be some kind of gay rap. :lol:

Asher
21-03-2005, 14:53:24
It's not something that inexperienced people do at first, like Daryl. The twat.

King_Ghidra
21-03-2005, 15:01:43
where does it say he had unprotected sex - how does drekkus know that, psychic eh?

or maybe 'daryl' is really a dutch guy who came over on holiday and went a bit wild :hmm:

Funko
21-03-2005, 15:02:28
"They came on his face, and made him eat it. "

miester gandertak
21-03-2005, 15:04:40
Can you get aids by eating/drinking your own sperm while being hiv-positive?

Asher
21-03-2005, 15:10:16
It's actually kind of sickening:

1) This kid is deaf
2) I swear to God he's got some slight form of mental retardation
3) He went from being a total virgin to ingesting semen from 3 different men

:/

Funko
21-03-2005, 15:14:50
Yes... sickening because you've basically got three guys taking advantage of him.

Funko
21-03-2005, 15:16:01
Although him being deaf isn't an issue. No reason that should stop him making the same mistakes someone who isn't deaf can make.

Asher
21-03-2005, 15:17:31
Originally posted by Funko
Yes... sickening because you've basically got three guys taking advantage of him.
Exactly.

And as for him being deaf, I do think it plays a role. He doesn't have a lot of the same "social experience" as other people his age, it further puts him at a disadvantage.

miester gandertak
21-03-2005, 15:20:13
maybe he didn't hear the " i am coming"

Funko
21-03-2005, 15:21:08
:lol:

Asher
21-03-2005, 15:23:22
Oh, that's terrible. I love it.

Drekkus
21-03-2005, 15:27:41
Originally posted by miester gandertak
maybe he didn't hear the " i am coming" :lol:

Funko
21-03-2005, 15:30:32
So wrong... but so funny.

King_Ghidra
21-03-2005, 15:31:10
but he seems to have loved it, so who's taking advantage?

and sickening how? you mean aginst your morality?

Asher
21-03-2005, 15:31:35
The sad part is, maybe it's true.

Asher
21-03-2005, 15:33:00
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
but he seems to have loved it, so who's taking advantage?

and sickening how? you mean aginst your morality?
Because I don't think he was thinking very clearly.

He had 3 sketchy guys cum on his face, then make him eat it.

That's incredibly dangerous.

The kid was desperate and in a "gay" environment for the first time, he was taken advantage of. I find that sickening, and perhaps it does have to do with morality.

miester gandertak
21-03-2005, 15:34:12
Originally posted by Funko
So wrong... but so funny. wrong?

Funko
21-03-2005, 15:36:21
Originally posted by Asher
That's incredibly dangerous.


That's my problem with it.

miester gandertak
21-03-2005, 15:37:39
So i will tell you one more time Funkootje, never ever eat sperm.

Drekkus
21-03-2005, 15:38:30
Maybe he misheard it as spam.

JM^3
21-03-2005, 15:38:55
sounds like a wild time

why were you working the door?

seems like not the funnest place to be

Jon Miller

Funko
21-03-2005, 15:42:56
Maybe he was working the back door.

miester gandertak
21-03-2005, 15:51:48
:lol:

miester gandertak
21-03-2005, 15:54:46
Maybe he misheard the beat it for eat it.

Funko
21-03-2005, 15:55:45
Are you Michael Jackson's lawyer?

Drekkus
21-03-2005, 16:04:22
:lol:

zmama
21-03-2005, 16:06:01
Poor MJ will get the death penalty then :(

Funko
21-03-2005, 16:07:01
Eating three men's semen?

Oh... I thought you said deaf penalty...

King_Ghidra
21-03-2005, 16:13:12
fucking hell it's oscar wilde!!

Funko
21-03-2005, 16:14:08
What?

miester gandertak
21-03-2005, 17:12:54
Originally posted by Funko
What? :hand open to ear:

Lazarus and the Gimp
21-03-2005, 17:39:31
:brwncard: :brwncard: :brwncard: :brwncard: :brwncard:

Asher
21-03-2005, 18:37:45
Originally posted by JM^3
sounds like a wild time

why were you working the door?

seems like not the funnest place to be

Jon Miller
Because he asked me to and I'm a nice guy. It was from 9-10, before it really started to get busy.

Asher
21-03-2005, 18:39:01
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
fucking hell it's oscar wilde!!
huh?

Venom
21-03-2005, 19:02:50
Gayest thread of the year!

Asher
21-03-2005, 19:08:25
2/4 pictures involved a female stripper, 1/4 involved lesbians.

Venom
21-03-2005, 19:10:28
89% of the text was 100% gay.

Funko
22-03-2005, 09:04:41
Originally posted by Asher
huh?

K_G has this habit of calling me Oscar Wilde because of my incredible wit. I'm sure it's not sarcastic at all.

Drekkus
22-03-2005, 10:02:36
Originally posted by Venom
89% of the text was 100% gay. :lol:

Gary
22-03-2005, 10:06:14
And 100% was 89% gay

miester gandertak
22-03-2005, 10:09:53
not true

BigGameHunter
23-03-2005, 00:30:37
eeewwwwww.
Except for the stripper and lesbians.
I can't help but admit that the guy sinisterly leaning in the doorway of the lesbian pic would most likely have been me had I been there.