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KH of the North
19-03-2005, 21:01:57
It's almost hard not to laugh about it.

Spartak
19-03-2005, 21:03:47
Why two threads and who is going to admit to owning this AE?

KH of the North
19-03-2005, 21:07:19
what two threads?

Spartak
19-03-2005, 21:07:46
OG.

Oh another blond moment. Laz refers to it inj the rite of passage thread.

KH of the North
19-03-2005, 21:09:11
Didn't see it.

Spartak
19-03-2005, 21:09:53
Check my edit for an explanation. Its still too unlikely to be true.

KH of the North
19-03-2005, 21:15:18
I like MRT but he has a way of getting himself in over his head.

First the poker and now the porn.

Poor boy.

KH of the North
19-03-2005, 21:17:05
He gave us the name of the website, so if and when the content goes up you can check it out.

brokenhome dot com i think. not sure.

fp
19-03-2005, 22:07:00
So basically him and his g/f did some internet porno shoot to try and spice things up, but now she's turned into some kind of super-hardcore anal cumshot queen and is fucking other guys on film, but he still wanted to settle down with her and get a house, a compact car and a labrador and now has a broken heart? That about right? Please don't make me search for the original thread on 'poly...

Spartak
19-03-2005, 22:17:10
http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=130964

Oerdin
20-03-2005, 02:59:49
Supposedly he was out of a job and got kicked out of school for having bad grads so she suggested they try porn to make extra money. One or two shoots with both of them then the porn guys started making shoot with just her and them without him around.

I guess they've also been doing three somes with another guy but she wouldn't let him bring in another girl. I'd like to join the camp voting this was so predictable.

Funko
21-03-2005, 10:27:41
I'm so cynical about these things if someone says something on a messageboard, especially Poly, about becoming a porn star I assume it's total bullshit.

Maybe that's just me though...

If it is all true it's pretty sad. :(

Lurker
21-03-2005, 15:48:05
I wanna be a porn star.

miester gandertak
21-03-2005, 15:48:50
buy a camera

Chris
21-03-2005, 15:54:02
Lurker is a scorn star.

Funko
21-03-2005, 15:54:25
Venom is a corn star.

Chris
21-03-2005, 15:57:26
Funko is a forlorn star.

miester gandertak
21-03-2005, 15:57:38
Originally posted by Funko
Venom is a corn star. :lol:

Lurker
21-03-2005, 16:09:23
I WANNA BE A PORN STAR DAMMIT!

zmama
21-03-2005, 16:11:54
Your best hope is reincarnation

Lurker
21-03-2005, 16:12:58
But I'm not Buddhist.

Chris
21-03-2005, 16:13:39
Not really, looks at what he came back as this time, next round is probaly a roach.

Gary
21-03-2005, 16:14:31
If you were Buddist you wouldn't want to be a porn star.

Gender reassignment and a facial wax could be an alternative.

zmama
21-03-2005, 16:18:51
Maybe Lurkie could get lucky and come back as a sexy roach

Funko
21-03-2005, 16:19:21
He could be filmed for a cockroach sex segment for a documentry.

Lurker
21-03-2005, 16:21:18
I bet cockroaches have a lot of sex.

Venom
21-03-2005, 16:21:33
You can make odor eliminators out of corn.

Lurker
21-03-2005, 16:34:12
This thread is just full of little nuggets of wisdom.

Chris
21-03-2005, 16:36:24
Butt nuggets.

Lurker
21-03-2005, 16:46:42
Leave Funko out of this.

Funko
21-03-2005, 16:50:58
Do you want fries with that?

Chris
21-03-2005, 16:53:21
Of course he does.

Funko
21-03-2005, 16:54:45
Fat fuck.

Venom
21-03-2005, 16:56:55
Someone call me?

Lurker
21-03-2005, 16:58:42
Lots of people call you lots of things. All the time.

miester gandertak
21-03-2005, 17:11:06
may i borrow your cockroachring?

OldWarrior_42
21-03-2005, 17:14:01
This was a good thread. Thanks. I needed a pick me up.

:D

Psychos.

MDA
21-03-2005, 17:15:28
You suck.

OldWarrior_42
21-03-2005, 17:22:25
Hadn't heard that before. :-P~~

MDA
21-03-2005, 17:59:23
Your eyesight will go next. :)

Dyl Ulenspiegel
21-03-2005, 19:31:12
Originally posted by Funko

If it is all true it's pretty sad. :(

As sad as a dog shitting on the pavement.

Venom
21-03-2005, 19:44:20
That's not sad, that's funny.

Lurker
21-03-2005, 19:51:20
Is the dog shitting on the sidewalk funny or really just unrealized or contingent humor?

Japher
21-03-2005, 19:57:15
A dog shitting is always funny

Dyl Ulenspiegel
21-03-2005, 20:00:51
exactly

Japher
21-03-2005, 20:01:52
It's one of those things that's hard not to notice... kind of like old nekkid ppl.

Venom
21-03-2005, 20:13:30
Dog shitting on the sidewalk is always funny, but here's where it gets really good. Or it can turn hilarious if someone steps/slips in it. It can also turn maddening if the dog's owner doesn't clean it up and you are the person in sentence 2.

Lurker
21-03-2005, 20:19:26
You'd probably like Paris, then. What a dilemma.

Japher
21-03-2005, 20:25:34
Yes, it is funnier when the person who slipps in the poo is French.

miester gandertak
21-03-2005, 20:43:40
And barefooted.

Japher
21-03-2005, 20:49:50
and epileptic

miester gandertak
21-03-2005, 21:13:28
naaaaah
just barefooted, and it is the poop of a saint bernard.

fp
21-03-2005, 21:24:59
Originally posted by Funko
I'm so cynical about these things if someone says something on a messageboard, especially Poly, about becoming a porn star I assume it's total bullshit.


If he was making it up I think the story would go more along the lines of "I'm a porn star and fucking hot blonde triplets up the ass all day".
Since it's more like "I'm a porn star but my girlfriend left me to get roasted by guys with bigger dicks than me and now I've got a broken heart" I think it's probably true.

Chris
21-03-2005, 21:38:10
I'm really David Hasselhof, but you guys knew that already.

Funko
22-03-2005, 09:06:24
Originally posted by fp
If he was making it up I think the story would go more along the lines of "I'm a porn star and fucking hot blonde triplets up the ass all day".
Since it's more like "I'm a porn star but my girlfriend left me to get roasted by guys with bigger dicks than me and now I've got a broken heart" I think it's probably true.

Not like my "if only she'd give me some signals" thread?

Lazarus and the Gimp
25-03-2005, 08:48:53
Latest update, for the benefit of those avoiding Poly.

As a result of the threesome they did, MRT144 now has galloping knob rot.

His ex-girlfriend has started posting on Poly under his username to "set a few things straight".

Forum meltdown expected in 24 hours. Buy popcorn now.

DaShi
25-03-2005, 08:55:03
It could be more interesting. Or maybe I'm just becoming more jaded over the last few years. I like jade.

KrazyHorse@home
25-03-2005, 09:02:12
i like asjde too. you guys are pretty lasdfunny asr i am fucking nbiot right in rh e head eight niuw.

fp
25-03-2005, 10:33:50
Who is Krazy fucking in the head?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
25-03-2005, 10:46:16
I still wait for MRT being exposed as a balding accountant from Reading named keith.