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Oerdin
18-03-2005, 20:31:00
I have been banned at poly. First time ever. :beer:

All because I made a joke about Fez's dog being sold to a Korean restaurant. Though I seem to have been annoying Ming a lot lately so that could have also played a part.:smoke:

Oerdin
18-03-2005, 20:31:53
I have never felt so close to Mr. G.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
18-03-2005, 20:33:40
The happy little gay nazi is still around?

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-03-2005, 20:40:01
You're a bad, bad boy.

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-03-2005, 20:40:54
I haven't been banned in ages. The people who drive me to distraction appear to be in semi-retirement.

MDA
18-03-2005, 20:41:55
that's a GOOD thing

alsieboo
18-03-2005, 20:43:16
I'm a good girl

Venom
18-03-2005, 20:44:23
The skill lies in skirting the line of banning.

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-03-2005, 20:51:25
Nope. The skill lies in totally smashing through the boundaries yet inexplicably getting away with it anyway.

Venom
18-03-2005, 21:00:14
I'm skill-less.

KH of the North
18-03-2005, 21:14:29
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I haven't been banned in ages. The people who drive me to distraction appear to be in semi-retirement.

Winston is still around, isn't he?

The only one that really drove me nuts was Ned.

Oerdin
18-03-2005, 21:18:21
Originally posted by Venom
The skill lies in skirting the line of banning.

I managed to do it for years but I finally got the axe.

Oerdin
18-03-2005, 21:19:13
Park Avenue seems to drive people up a wall as well.

MOBIUS
18-03-2005, 21:47:00
You got banned for that!?:lol:

That little shit is probably making the whole thing up like he does with everything else.

Even if he isn't, we can hardly be blamed for thinking he's crying wolf again - or dog in this case...;)

Venom
18-03-2005, 21:49:31
Also, this just in. Oerdin has turned into an edit whore.

That is all.

Spartak
18-03-2005, 22:03:11
Originally posted by Oerdin
Park Avenue seems to drive people up a wall as well. Thats because he espouses intolerant racist views.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
18-03-2005, 22:05:29
Originally posted by KH of the North

The only one that really drove me nuts was Ned.

:lol:

Spartak
18-03-2005, 22:08:22
Is anyone willing to own up to the Ned AE?

MOBIUS
18-03-2005, 22:17:55
I always wondered why they didn't permaban Ned for reducing Poly's IQ rating...

Oh wait, it wasn't that high in the first place!:lol:

KH of the North
18-03-2005, 22:19:31
If Ned was somebody's AE then I'll admit to having been horribly pwn3d

He was just so fucking dumb it drove me to distraction sometimes.

MOBIUS
18-03-2005, 22:27:32
Yeah, it would be too difficult to be that intentionally dumb - he must have been real!:clueless:

KH of the North
18-03-2005, 22:31:06
The only time I got banned from poly it was because I insulted him repeatedly in the same thread even after Ming warned me to stop multiple times.

:lol:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
18-03-2005, 22:47:32
I always considered Ned to be poly taken to its final extreme.

Chris
18-03-2005, 23:07:20
If I were a poly mod, I would perma ban myself.

HelloKitty
19-03-2005, 00:36:29
The skill lies not in skirting the banning, but in being banned and not even posting there!

Oerdin
19-03-2005, 04:55:24
Originally posted by MOBIUS
You got banned for that!?:lol:


Yep, Ming told me I was being an insensative jerk to Fez during his great tragedy. :lol:

NEWS FLASH! IT'S A DAMN DOG WHICH HE HASN'T EVEN SEEN IN YEARS! Fez gets to talk about throwing people out of helecopters and I get banned for cracking jokes about his dog. :hmm:

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-03-2005, 08:26:34
Learn to love it, you dirty bitch.

Provost Harrison
19-03-2005, 09:51:18
:lol:

I would love to see how Gian would cope at this place :lol:

notyoueither
19-03-2005, 10:11:24
Aren't you tempting fate?

Provost Harrison
19-03-2005, 10:14:23
I think he would have the most legendary strops imaginable...

miester gandertak
19-03-2005, 10:48:31
ban of brothers.
You insensative jerk you

Chris
19-03-2005, 13:57:40
Nothing will ever match Fez's "I'm confused' thread.

Except maybe his tribute to Francisco Franco.

PLATO
19-03-2005, 15:13:10
Originally posted by Oerdin
I have been banned at poly. First time ever. :beer:

All because I made a joke about Fez's dog being sold to a Korean restaurant. Though I seem to have been annoying Ming a lot lately so that could have also played a part.:smoke:

I laughed so hard! I had this vision of a Korean throwing fried dog nuggets from a helicopter.

Well worth the effort Oerdin. :beer:

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-03-2005, 20:26:39
Sad, but funny.

http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=130964

Turns out she was a bit too fond of the porn action.

I'm fond of MRT144. Though he's doing all the hardcore sex action, you can tell he's an innocent at heart.

self biased
19-03-2005, 21:29:41
indeed.

Venom
19-03-2005, 23:32:36
:lol: Like the relationship was ever going to last once the porn masters got a hold of her.

Koshko
19-03-2005, 23:46:30
Wait ... Someone that posts ONLINE managed to pick up a porn star? :hmm:

Also tell him that he should get checked and then rechecked and then checked again ... then start freebasing penicillin.

Oerdin
20-03-2005, 02:32:23
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Sad, but funny.

http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=130964

Turns out she was a bit too fond of the porn action.

I'm fond of MRT144. Though he's doing all the hardcore sex action, you can tell he's an innocent at heart.

I met MRT last month when I was up in Seattle. A nice kid but he's going to need a few years to sort himself out and get his head on straight.

miester gandertak
20-03-2005, 12:12:16
I am sooooooo proud of you.

zmama
20-03-2005, 12:16:54
Your head isn't on straight, is it Mr g?

miester gandertak
20-03-2005, 12:29:28
helllllllll no

Oerdin
21-03-2005, 05:02:08
His Mingness has extended my banning. He says he's still thinking about how long I am to be banned because I was "a total ass" to Fez when I joked about his dog. I'm not so sure about that one. In fact I'm a little suspecious he's irked off at something else; like maybe this thread.

Either way I won't make fun of peoples' dead dogs any more but it was still worth a banning to get Fezipoo all worked up.

KrazyHorse@home
21-03-2005, 06:14:26
You don't need to get banned to do that. Just look at him funny.

Asher
21-03-2005, 06:26:40
I saw Fez's thread and I dare not open it, it'd have been too easy to get banned.

I ought to have posted a censored version of his nude pictures, with a dog's face photoshopped over his. That'd have been class.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
21-03-2005, 08:53:17
Originally posted by Oerdin
He says he's still thinking about how long I am to be banned because I was "a total ass" to Fez when I joked about his dog.

Now Ming is a pussy bastard whiner.

Funko
21-03-2005, 10:58:11
It seems like so recently that people were getting banned for telling Fez his violent homophobia was probably because he was gay. ;)

MOBIUS
21-03-2005, 11:26:29
I just got banned for my 'Ming is a fag' sig which I've had since last year cos apparently he's only just noticed it...

The silly twat now wants me to change my sig despite the fact that I can't cos I'm banned.:lol:

miester gandertak
21-03-2005, 11:29:57
:lol: :lol: :lol:
welcome mate

Provost Harrison
21-03-2005, 11:32:02
Originally posted by Funko
It seems like so recently that people were getting banned for telling Fez his violent homophobia was probably because he was gay. ;)

:cute:

Vindicated though, wasn't I? :cute:

MOBIUS
21-03-2005, 11:32:38
Does that mean I'm permabanned?:D

Provost Harrison
21-03-2005, 11:33:34
Did you manage to earn yourself a ban last night? I've found that the easiest way to get banned is not to actually do anything wrong, but break their petty little arbitrary regulations...

MOBIUS
21-03-2005, 11:39:19
The funniest thing is I've had that sig since before last year and he'd even replied to my posts with it in...

I just figured has was just embarrassed that I'd made him look like a twat about his seemingly preferential treatment of posters who abuse gay posters on poly - I never dreamed for one second that hadn't even noticed it...

Even Ming isn't that stupid I thought.;)

Ming
21-03-2005, 13:03:21
I noticed it... but it was getting old... I never really thought you were going to make it permanent. ;)

And as long as Oerdin thinks it's cool to be banned... he can stay banned ;)

Funko
21-03-2005, 13:07:48
Hey Ming, ignore these whinging losers. Have a beer. :beer: ;)

zmama
21-03-2005, 13:08:45
:lol: :lol:

what silliness!!

:beer:

Ming
21-03-2005, 13:20:25
Originally posted by Funko
Hey Ming, ignore these whinging losers. Have a beer. :beer: ;)

I always do...

And gee, I thought the days of coming to CG and whining about be banned at Poly were long gone :lol:

Funko
21-03-2005, 13:22:13
I think since miester g got banned everyone thinks it's cool. ;)

MDA
21-03-2005, 13:24:00
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Sad, but funny.

http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=130964

Turns out she was a bit too fond of the porn action.

I'm fond of MRT144. Though he's doing all the hardcore sex action, you can tell he's an innocent at heart.

:lol: They try to be so serious over there all the time, but their best threads play out like the Springer show.

Chris
21-03-2005, 14:51:42
This thread is so like the old days.

A CGer is banned at poly, and Ming is again a bastard.

Happy days are here again!

Lurker
21-03-2005, 16:19:42
Originally posted by Funko
I think since miester g got banned everyone thinks it's cool. ;)

Oh yeah, that's a sure sign of cool.

Next up, my fashion tips.

Drekkus
21-03-2005, 16:24:23
:lol:

OldWarrior_42
21-03-2005, 17:21:25
:lol:

Lazarus and the Gimp
21-03-2005, 17:23:21
I think the Poly moderation is a lot groovier than it used to be. It went through periods of being a real pain in the arse, but over the last few months it's seemed more relaxed.

miester gandertak
21-03-2005, 17:23:30
Originally posted by Lurker
Oh yeah, that's a sure sign of cool.

Next up, my fashion tips. :lol: :lol: :lol:

KrazyHorse@home
21-03-2005, 17:40:05
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I think the Poly moderation is a lot groovier than it used to be. It went through periods of being a real pain in the arse, but over the last few months it's seemed more relaxed.

I agree. Except for UR.

Oerdin
21-03-2005, 19:03:19
Originally posted by Ming
I always do...

And gee, I thought the days of coming to CG and whining about be banned at Poly were long gone :lol:

Yeah, most people go to Speakeasy now days.

Ming
21-03-2005, 19:28:22
Originally posted by Oerdin
Yeah, most people go to Speakeasy now days.

One of the reasons I stopped going there ;)

BRING ON THE DANCING GIRLS....

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

MDA
21-03-2005, 19:34:11
Bring back walrus and the babe threads!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
21-03-2005, 19:34:23
Get UR a gay porn contract, and see his arse relax.

Eklektikos
21-03-2005, 21:54:51
Originally posted by Oerdin
Yeah, most people go to Speakeasy now days.
Not noticed much Poly bitching there, unless you count the odd thread by Loin.

Not that he ever really posts any threads which aren't at least a little odd, mind you.

Lazarus and the Gimp
21-03-2005, 22:09:17
Speakeasy has one point that really throws me off my stride. It has mountains of lunacy and pisstaking- just like here. But then it has that special forum where people go to talk about their feelings, their problems and their therapy sessions.

I had to stop going to that forum. The temptation to start taking the piss was unbelieveable. I'm definitely going to hell.

Provost Harrison
22-03-2005, 00:25:45
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Speakeasy has one point that really throws me off my stride. It has mountains of lunacy and pisstaking- just like here. But then it has that special forum where people go to talk about their feelings, their problems and their therapy sessions.

I had to stop going to that forum. The temptation to start taking the piss was unbelieveable. I'm definitely going to hell.

I've gotta see this :lol:

Ming
22-03-2005, 01:18:31
Originally posted by MDA
Bring back walrus and the babe threads!

He's too busy dealing with the Babe Contest at FFZ...

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

:smoke:

MOBIUS
22-03-2005, 01:23:49
Real classy...:rolleyes:

Venom
22-03-2005, 03:06:30
Says the Headmaster.

Sweet! Double entendre!

Funko
22-03-2005, 09:11:39
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
I agree. Except for UR.

At least when Ming deletes stuff I have the feeling he might have thought it mildly amusing as he was doing it.

Provost Harrison
22-03-2005, 11:28:01
Well if it's any consolation Oerdin, The El looks like he's going to be in for a pasting with threads about boners and huge dumps...