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miester gandertak
17-03-2005, 17:29:28
dammit what is wrong with those people at poly?????

they don't ban this boring shit.

paiktis22
17-03-2005, 17:30:33
he he hehe

Lazarus and the Gimp
17-03-2005, 17:32:41
My penis.

miester gandertak
17-03-2005, 17:33:40
once?

Funko
17-03-2005, 17:34:15
Originally posted by miester gandertak
dammit what is wrong with those people at poly?????

they don't ban this boring shit.

I know.

miester gandertak
17-03-2005, 17:36:37
I really understand the beginning of CG.

zmama
17-03-2005, 17:44:00
Welcome home

paiktis22
17-03-2005, 18:02:27
We fired some guns at the army but it was a disgrace because we had a very large helmet and when the gun kicked our shoulder lying down on the ground the helmet would fall to our eyes and blind us. Not very effective. I liked that colt something. That was cool. Freedom of movement. Plus you could do it like a friend did like dirty harry and shoot with your hand turned 90 degrees down and not follow the boring safety instructions. Then we had an option of throwing a grenade but since it was optional and since I was still in one piece after the basic training I declined. I think the officer was very pleased I did because he got to throw two grenades.

Chris
17-03-2005, 18:06:45
120mm Motar.

paiktis22
17-03-2005, 18:08:08
And that was the navy. at the army army they fire other guns. anyway it is very good someone thought up that trick and we managed to inconspiciously stuff our ears with pieces of handerchief because at that firing place you could easily lose part of your hearing. the only drawback was that because of the stuffed ear you couldn't really hear the command to shoot so the officers had to repeat it.

_Number 3. Shoot!
_eh?
_Shoot!

Oerdin
17-03-2005, 18:20:27
I already listed it at poly. If someone's interested then they can read it there.

Fistandantilus
17-03-2005, 18:39:36
Forum killer thread.

Lurker
17-03-2005, 18:40:28
I had a super lame response to make, but Laz already took it.

Venom
17-03-2005, 18:49:46
Now you've gone too far Meister. Bringing Poly shit here. And without the Fred Stolen announcement. You disgust me.

miester gandertak
17-03-2005, 18:53:25
i apolygize

it won't happen again. sorry

Venom
17-03-2005, 18:57:07
I hope you don't happen again. Cloning is banned and your momma is too old. Or perhaps even too dead, I don't know.

Lazarus and the Gimp
17-03-2005, 19:37:57
Originally posted by Lurker
I had a super lame response to make, but Laz already took it.

You'll never outlame me, amateur.

Spartak
17-03-2005, 19:38:39
I'm sorry that i used Laz's post at poly.

paiktis22
17-03-2005, 19:38:54
"he he hehe" was actually "my penis"

MoSe
18-03-2005, 08:52:03
paik personalised it?
and anyway it would be "I fired him him him him", not "I fired he he he he"

MoSe
18-03-2005, 08:58:31
As for me, I think it was an amusement park rifle, you know those with feathered pins as bullets with which you shoot at balloons and win a teddy bear...
Or maybe, one of those homemade "rifles" you build with a broomstick, a nail. a rubberband and a laundry spring clip. When I was 12 we had a fad of shooting at lizards on the garden wall from our balconies... :cute:

miester gandertak
18-03-2005, 09:02:33
so you killed some dragons.

koel MoSe the dragonkiller.

paiktis22
18-03-2005, 12:02:16
Originally posted by MoSe
paik personalised it?
and anyway it would be "I fired him him him him", not "I fired he he he he"

ma que cazzo dichi?!
he he hehe was the spastic embarassment reaction in lieu of naming it by its proper name. If I get more PH I'll.... don't know, get 4 k rise a year?

Funko
18-03-2005, 12:03:45
If Oerdin votes against Arnie for California governer and Arnie loses, will Oerdin have effectively fired the Terminator and therefore a more powerful weapon than anyone else?

MoSe
18-03-2005, 12:19:32
Originally posted by paiktis22
ma que cazzo dichi?!
he he hehe was the spastic embarassment reaction in lieu of naming it by its proper name. If I get more PH I'll.... don't know, get 4 k rise a year?

WTF I'm saying?
I think I'm gonna say... 100-0!!! :p

btw, that's the way you pronounce it, but it's written "ma che cazzo dici?" :)

MoSe
18-03-2005, 12:20:20
Originally posted by Funko
a more powerful weapon than anyone else? a... dud?

;)

Chris
18-03-2005, 12:23:43
Originally posted by Funko
If Oerdin votes against Arnie for California governer and Arnie loses, will Oerdin have effectively fired the Terminator and therefore a more powerful weapon than anyone else? Were you bitten by a radio active Venom?

Funko
18-03-2005, 12:34:12
He wishes.

MDA
18-03-2005, 12:39:04
Originally posted by Funko
If Oerdin votes against Arnie for California governer and Arnie loses, will Oerdin have effectively fired the Terminator and therefore a more powerful weapon than anyone else?

Once I worked that out, it was pretty damned funny!:lol:

Funko
18-03-2005, 12:40:42
:beer:

MDA
18-03-2005, 12:42:59
...for a pun.

Venom
18-03-2005, 13:15:53
Long way to go for a pun.

MDA
18-03-2005, 13:25:11
Its never too far for a GOOD pun. :nervous:

I'm just going to guess, without looking, that there was an argument over the definition of "powerful" in this particular thread.

zmama
18-03-2005, 13:26:34
It's not like Funko is in danger of producing one of those!! ;)

Tizzy
18-03-2005, 13:58:05
Originally posted by MDA
Its never too far for a GOOD pun. :nervous:



If only we knew what they were...

DevilsH@lo
18-03-2005, 19:16:29
Ahh Guns well strictly speaking a 7.62 GPMG.

But if gary is getting off on mortar as a technicality then i`ll stick Rapier FSC down and win by about 4ft in length but lose in diameter. :lol:

Gary
18-03-2005, 20:27:52
:confused:

BTW I helped design / built / protoype Rapier when I used to work for BAe :)

MDA
18-03-2005, 20:40:17
Damn all of you who posted serious answers to this here at CG. Damn you all to hell.

Venom
18-03-2005, 21:03:42
Damn right. I'm going to have to post my ironic and sardonic Best Ambulance thread if you people keep this crap up.

Lurker
18-03-2005, 21:29:32
Whoa, them's mighty big words there.

Venom
18-03-2005, 21:36:29
Says the guy who's been spending some serious begging money on fifty cent words himself.

Lurker
18-03-2005, 21:47:16
I use babelfish's stupid to smart translator.

Chris
18-03-2005, 23:03:04
Originally posted by MDA
Damn all of you who posted serious answers to this here at CG. Damn you all to hell. Too late, we are already here.

zmama
19-03-2005, 02:53:44
Well I didn't...did I?

I can't remember