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Japher
17-03-2005, 15:47:41
I am heading out to Denver in a few hours to visit familly. I won't be posting ALL weekend, or tomorrow. As if that would be any different.

I had an interview all lined up for tomorrow. Got the itinerary yesterday and was packing my tie when they called me to cancel. Apparently they had a hiring freeze go in to effect yesterday. Lies! I think they knew my shit stank.

Oh, well, that's fate for ya. I didn't want to move to Denver anyway!

:(

Oh, well more time to spend with my 5 week old neice.

Denver is going to be fun!:bounce:

King_Ghidra
17-03-2005, 15:49:16
i think you have to eat a mile high sandwich or something

zmama
17-03-2005, 15:49:29
Have a good time. Hope it snows for you

Lurker
17-03-2005, 15:55:01
I love Denver. Check out the Vesta Dipping Grill in LoDo. Good restaurant with a nice bar and conveniently located to a bunch of other bars.

Chris
17-03-2005, 15:57:00
Have fun.

Japher
17-03-2005, 16:05:18
At least Lurker has his priorities in line.

miester gandertak
17-03-2005, 16:11:22
Japher.......did you know your avatar is a little bit erotic?

Japher
17-03-2005, 16:13:27
no... it's just a homo sapien eating a banana...

Though when put next to your monkey avatar it makes it look like she stole the banana from the monkey!!!

Japher
17-03-2005, 16:18:03
I need to pack, but I can stop posting!

zmama
17-03-2005, 16:18:21
Such a sad little monkey face. Looks like he's gonna cry

Funko
17-03-2005, 16:19:10
Give him back his banana!

And that's definitely an ape.

miester gandertak
17-03-2005, 16:19:36
yep that bitch stole meeeee banana.


and i am banned for poly

Lurker
17-03-2005, 16:21:11
Oh my, the trauma.

miester gandertak
17-03-2005, 16:27:17
yep

it's a sad world after all
it's a sad world after all

damn there is a good concept for a theme park.

zmama
17-03-2005, 16:33:15
Nah, wouldn't sell

Oerdin
17-03-2005, 16:36:30
Obviously the ap abused the capitalist system to corner the banana market so we had to redistribute the banana wealth so that hot Russian tennis stars also got a banana.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
17-03-2005, 16:38:31
ba na na! Nana ba na ba na ba bana! Na ba nana ba? Ba na.

zmama
17-03-2005, 16:38:34
Why are you writing in Venglish, Oerdin?

miester gandertak
17-03-2005, 16:39:00
dammit

you are the schjmart american, now that is a contradictio in terminis

Dyl Ulenspiegel
17-03-2005, 16:39:12
Whom do you call an Oerdin? :mad:

miester gandertak
17-03-2005, 16:40:51
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
ba na na! Nana ba na ba na ba bana! Na ba nana ba? Ba na. see this kind of posts i understand


doooooooooooooooo
di
doooooooooooooooo

zmama
17-03-2005, 16:43:02
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Whom do you call an Oerdin? :mad:

Just our very own Valley boy

Oerdin
17-03-2005, 17:20:00
Originally posted by zmama
Why are you writing in Venglish, Oerdin?

Because I'm a wanker. :clueless:

zmama
17-03-2005, 17:22:23
:lol: and even the edit wasn't quite right

I love days I have like that :beer:

Venom
17-03-2005, 17:26:15
Venglish rules!

Darkstar
17-03-2005, 22:56:22
Safe trip, Japher! Have fun!

MDA
18-03-2005, 14:26:51
Originally posted by miester gandertak
yep

it's a sad world after all
it's a sad world after all

damn there is a good concept for a theme park.

Emo World

jsorense
19-03-2005, 20:28:34
Originally posted by Funko
Give him back his banana!

And that's definitely an ape.
Definately a young orang utan. I do not know how to determine its gender from that picture though. Although it does seem to be wearing a dress. For what that's worth.

Funko
21-03-2005, 10:15:18
I thought it was an Orang Utan. :)

Why does you saying it's in a dress make me assume that Hello Kitty has been psychologically experimenting with the lab animals again?

Venom
21-03-2005, 13:25:52
How can you tell that's a dress. It could be a loose fitting hemp shirt.

Funko
21-03-2005, 13:26:35
Maybe he's the one under the Orang Utan making it make that face!

Drekkus
21-03-2005, 13:44:57
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
ba na na! Nana ba na ba na ba bana! Na ba nana ba? Ba na. Ban ana!

Japher
21-03-2005, 18:02:35
I'm back... Aren't you all lucky!?

And, as if any of you care, my trip summary, abbreviated because I'm lazy:

1. Wifey got sick on the plane as it was landing. Puke bag 1 had gum in it, making me rip it when I tried to open it. Puke bag 2 also had gum in it, and wifey threw up all over herself... I gave her my shirt.

2. The company I was suppose to have the interview with called me as I was getting off the plane to see if I could still do the interview as the hiring manager was confussed. I told them I didn't have the proper clothes, and they said it didn't matter.

3. My cousin's new house is huge! They just remodeled their basement and it now has a projector TV, a sauna, and a bar in it!

4. Interview went really well. The confussion was caused by a hiring freeze due to the fact that the company just spent money buying up some other company. General practice in my experience. I was able to get a nice shirt, tie, and coat from my cousin's husband. The boss' told me they needed the position filled and that they have refiled for the position, and were given verbal approval to fill it, but haven't received the paper work yet... Who knows.

5. A job I interviewed for in Flagstaff called me back... I still need to call them.

6. Some company in Albequerque (spelling?) wants to interview me over the phone on Wednesday.

7. My sister has a nice house, and her baby is adorable... as babies tend to be.

8. You get drunk a lot faster at 5,000 feet.

miester gandertak
21-03-2005, 18:11:20
we did nothing.
we cried a lot cause we were missing someone.

Japher
21-03-2005, 18:12:05
hahaha, I have your banana ana!

miester gandertak
21-03-2005, 20:23:48
tip 1: always check your puke bag.
hahahahahahahahaha ba na na thief.

Oerdin
21-03-2005, 20:34:28
At least you didn't check your bags and had a carry on with a spare shirt in it.

Japher
21-03-2005, 20:48:09
Actually we did check our bags. She had her jacket on her lap so her pants were saved. I had an undershirt on and let her have my over shirt and jacket...

Venom
21-03-2005, 21:02:57
:lol: at your wife.

Japher
21-03-2005, 21:05:26
she wasn't laughing...

thus, I couldn't cause I'd get in trouble.

Chris
21-03-2005, 21:09:15
Wuss.

Japher
21-03-2005, 21:10:35
Yup... That's how I'm pretty sure this marriage will last.

Chris
21-03-2005, 21:12:16
No, I meant I am one.

miester gandertak
21-03-2005, 21:13:56
Yaaay you too

Venom
21-03-2005, 21:58:45
Anything that lasts because of subjugation is evil.

MOBIUS
21-03-2005, 22:26:47
That's why I'm never going to get married!:D

Oerdin
21-03-2005, 23:02:51
Every guy says that until they run into some hottie in a mini skirt.

MOBIUS
21-03-2005, 23:17:12
I've run into my fair share of hotties - still not married!:p

Venom
22-03-2005, 00:27:10
Anybody that wants to marry me, I want nothing to do with.

Funko
22-03-2005, 09:09:44
At least you don't have to avoid anyone.

Oerdin
22-03-2005, 09:12:23
Originally posted by MOBIUS
I've run into my fair share of hotties - still not married!:p

OK, let me rephrase. Hotties who would actually consider having sex with you. :p

miester gandertak
22-03-2005, 09:18:27
dogs?